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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
They only wanted fat girls because they were rich or from rich families. Land one of those, and no more sweating your rear end off every single day just to eat a bit.

That, and one or two artists that were fetishists.

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


sexy was out of fashion since the 50s but justin bieber brought it back with his song "sexy back" in 2003 or so. i think i speak for all of us when i say: thank god!!

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Attractiveness is all about perspective so I'd say either presently or recently is when things have been their worst. Sure if you took a guy or a girl from the past and compared them to today's beauty standards even mediocre people today would probably be pretty hot by comparison but you gotta keep in mind that today's hot people did not exist back then and from their perspective the prospects they had access to were decent. Today when digitally enhanced hot people are a click away while your average person is getting fatter and fatter means the majority of people are pursuing idolized standards that they themselves do not measure up to and will never be able to realistically obtain. Everyone is acutely aware that the people they're dating don't hold a candle to a-list airbrushed celebrities and everyone is more miserable for this knowledge whether or not they're willing to admit some part of them deep down is settling for a standard lower than they'd really prefer.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
I sort of want to say the 70s had the most unattractive era of musical performers in the last probably 75 years or so. Would any of the top artists of the 1970s have made it in the post-MTV era of the 80s-onward?

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
The super toned arobics chick's from the 80s were always hot, even with the goofy looking workout clothes. Also the chick that does that 99 luft balloons song is like my ideal 80s babe.

60s and the 70s were terrible. Look up any picture, so loving terrible. All dudes had the same bowl haircut with the creepy step dad facial hair combo.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


JediTalentAgent posted:

I sort of want to say the 70s had the most unattractive era of musical performers in the last probably 75 years or so. Would any of the top artists of the 1970s have made it in the post-MTV era of the 80s-onward?

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

JediTalentAgent posted:

I sort of want to say the 70s had the most unattractive era of musical performers in the last probably 75 years or so. Would any of the top artists of the 1970s have made it in the post-MTV era of the 80s-onward?

That could be said for pre-70's too just that the 70's had better visual documentation of this. that's sorta what my post was getting at though, from then, now and forever more we will keep getting higher visual standards of our celebrities and because it's so involved in our day to day life this will shift our standards we compare each other against. Sure no one expects their SO to look like a blockbuster film actor/actress, but everyone secretly wants it.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Buy you have a good chance to spot a lady that's very attractive compared to back then, but is just another passing pedestrian on your way to work.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

well, 70s glam rock begat 80s glam metal, so you could've thrown up a picture of Slade or Sweet and they would've passed as well

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





JnnyThndrs posted:

Late 70's had some stupefyingly ugly people that were considered "hot".

Fashion & Grooming were also pretty bad. It had the perfect trifecta.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

the one with the least amount of white people

ConstantDelays
Jan 1, 2013

criscodisco posted:

What was the Era all the fat girls bring up constantly because that was when land whales were considered the hot girls?
The 2020s

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
The year the obesity rate was the highest. So like 2013 or 2014. Or maybe 2016.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Debbie Harry was hot. A decade before people thought Cher was hot. A decade later, ppl thought Madonna was hot. Perhaps attractiveness alternates. Maybe some cavepeople were goodlooking, too. Their children, however were scabrous little pygmies who would in turn give birth to Aryan Supermen. And so forth.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Wicker Man posted:

The super toned arobics chick's from the 80s were always hot, even with the goofy looking workout clothes. Also the chick that does that 99 luft balloons song is like my ideal 80s babe.

60s and the 70s were terrible. Look up any picture, so loving terrible. All dudes had the same bowl haircut with the creepy step dad facial hair combo.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
:siren:NEW CUTOFF: from the 60's to present:siren:

Uncle Salty
Jan 19, 2008
BOYS
I often look at pop stars from the 70s and think how much different they'd look today if they were young up-and-comers. Even people with "good bones" like Cher, Stevie Nicks, Don Henley or Jimi Hendrix would be considered hideous lizard people by today's cartoonish, super-groomed standards.

David Gilmour, Grace Jones and maybe Bowie could make it today on their good looks. All of the young, virile, crazed Stones,tho? They'd be shoved to the back because the guys from Dawes look cleaner and smoother.

Uncle Salty fucked around with this message at 15:31 on May 18, 2016

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Would for all. Twerking it, 80's style.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
For most of Eurasia, it would have to be the 14th century, when attractiveness was measured by "do you have the horrible plague that's going to kill us all?"

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
The year of the Ringo.

Suck a Dick No Homo
Apr 22, 2008
People's most beautiful, 1998, Elvis Grbac:



Apparently they told the photographer "Hey go get the Chiefs Quarterback" and they meant some guy who had already been traded but the photographer was just like sure, Ok, whatever.

winter.mute
Jan 5, 2010
how about the 1930's?
there were some serious winners during the great depression

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!

winter.mute posted:

how about the 1930's?
there were some serious winners during the great depression



There's clearly an incest joke to be made here, but I'm struggling to come up with a good one.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

:argh:

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Gaunab posted:

I'm rewatching 30 rock and it surprised me how thin Cerie was since I remember her not looking so tiny. That got me thinking about how the definition of attractive changes and stuff and wondering which decade had the most unattractive attractive people. Like 1992 when People voted Nick Notle the sexiest man alive.

yes the country got fatter and fatter

Captain Video
Apr 4, 2016
I remember looking at photos from Metallica's early 1980's concerts and being surprised at how normal their crowd looked in comparison to the technicolor trainwreck that was 80's mainstream fashion

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

berlesque curvy ladies im feminist

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
1972 Vogue Cover:



I googled "Ugliest Vogue Cover" and got this.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
No nudity, but I am going to link this playboy cover anyway:

:nws:
http://www.pdfmagaz.in/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/28/playboy-usa-march-1982/Playboy-USA-March-1982_01.jpg
:nws:

I mean, she isn't ugly, and it isn't horrendous, but nothing about this seems sexy to my tastes.

glowing-fish fucked around with this message at 19:29 on May 18, 2016

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

JnnyThndrs posted:

Late 70's had some stupefyingly ugly people that were considered "hot".

the late '70s (along with the rest of the '70s) had a young james taylor, so it's automatically disqualified

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

glowing-fish posted:

No nudity, but I am going to link this playboy cover anyway:

:nws:
http://www.pdfmagaz.in/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/28/playboy-usa-march-1982/Playboy-USA-March-1982_01.jpg
:nws:

I mean, she isn't ugly, and it isn't horrendous, but nothing about this seems sexy to my tastes.

yeah, who cares about patty hearst

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
1900-1930 were the ugliest, OP

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
It's now. Right fuckin now.

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



I'm going to say 1920's 'flapper girl' nonsense since people won't stop trying to revive it, and it never looked good.



This kind of weird betty boop poo poo with flattened out hair. I can only imagine how they smelled. Maybe it was a good era in which to party but so were the late 70's

An honorable 2nd place to the late 80's/early 90's revival high-waisted mom jeans fashion that is in style now. Some women are (barely) pulling it off due to youth, but it's going to be a loving disaster when they hit 30.

naem
May 29, 2011

Has anything really changed since 30 rock was on

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Kung Food posted:

It's now. Right fuckin now.


Wasn't sure if I'd want to watch a Dr Sttange movie, then I saw him in the preview and it erased all doubt. Doubt I'll ever see it. :shrug:

Big City Drinkin
Oct 9, 2007

A very good

Fallen Rib

Tectonis posted:

In 1997 People magazine had Garrett Wang in the 50 Most Beautiful People, so maybe 1997?



His pants look like Neelix

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Big City Drinkin posted:

His pants look like Neelix

I was going to say that they look like an apple wallpaper

lizardman
Jun 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich

ArbitraryC posted:

That could be said for pre-70's too just that the 70's had better visual documentation of this.

I call bullshit on this one: the 70s really did just have some exceptionally terrible tastes and trends when it came to what was considered attractive.

It'll be misleading if you focus on musicians as pre-MTV there was nowhere near as much emphasis on a musical act's visual image, but even then the 50s and 60s could had the likes of Elvis and Nancy Sinatra (the latter was held up mostly by lots of sexy makeup and mini skirts, etc., but hey when dolled up she was a bombshell).

I mean, 50s teen idols looked like Ricky Nelson:


And 70s teen idols looked like David Cassidy:


Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh...

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Natalie Dormer

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