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Otto Von Jizzmark posted:my dad said gays use the cum from their first lover to lubricate their rectum for the multiple lovers that follow? Is that true? Yes And not just gays either
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Buttmeister posted:if you're asking if im a gash fucker, then the answer is no, only dicks on tricks for this guy right here I can respect that.
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May 19, 2016 14:23
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Otto Von Jizzmark posted:my dad said gays use the cum from their first lover to lubricate their rectum for the multiple lovers that follow? Is that true? sounds pretty good
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May 19, 2016 14:25
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rear end is the gay version of rear end, op. Or it can be the gay version of pegging if that's your thing no shame lots of dudes like it don't be afraid. Gay version of pussy is stretching your pisshole out with bigger and bigger sticks until the hole is gaping enough to lube up and gently caress. That takes time and dedication though so you better get started asap.
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May 19, 2016 15:46
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What about girl butts. Did you even consider those?
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May 19, 2016 15:48
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RedMage129 posted:What about girl butts. Did you even consider those? Well those are also full of poo poo from what I hear, and the poo poo dick experience is the definition of being gay.
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May 19, 2016 17:51
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criscodisco posted:We have no need for such things. I don't know why but I find your avatar mildly unsettling.
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May 19, 2016 18:05
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"Hey babe. I think tonight I wanna try GETTIN' YER poo poo ON MY DICK"
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May 19, 2016 18:57
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Real talk: no it's not the gay version of pussy. rear end is rear end. Probably the closest thing to a a gay version of pussy is to gently caress a transman (but even then, it's not even a "gay version" of a pussy, it's just a pussy. Pussy is pussy). Honestly the whole association of gay men and anal sex might be currently the single most widespread misconception about homosexual men, at least in the west. The majority of gay men don't actually practice anal sex. But the idea is so ingrained that I've even met confused straight guys that thought they were gay because of this. They'd be a complete dead fish in bed to the point where I tell 'em "hey, it's cool if you're not into me, I'm not offended" and they'd answer something like "it's nothing personal, honestly I'm really just interested in taking it up the rear end." I had to explain "that has nothing to do with being gay. Just get your girlfriend to use a dildo on you." This has happened to me at least twice, both times with straight guys in relationships 'experimenting'.
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May 19, 2016 19:59
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lizardman posted:Anal Hmm...good post. I learned something new today.
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May 19, 2016 20:05
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lizardman posted:Real talk: no it's not the gay version of pussy. rear end is rear end. Probably the closest thing to a a gay version of pussy is to gently caress a transman (but even then, it's not even a "gay version" of a pussy, it's just a pussy. Pussy is pussy). You could have still given them a courtesy gently caress. You'll still have some fun poking their P spot
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May 19, 2016 20:06
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lizardman posted:But the idea is so ingrained that I've even met confused straight guys that thought they were gay because of this. They'd be a complete dead fish in bed to the point where I tell 'em "hey, it's cool if you're not into me, I'm not offended" and they'd answer something like "it's nothing personal, honestly I'm really just interested in taking it up the rear end."
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May 19, 2016 20:51
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A know it's always said that the majority of gay guys don't buttfuck, but I honestly can't remember the last guy I was with who was oral only. I love getting a good dicking.
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May 19, 2016 20:52
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Gee OP I don't know. Straight guys gently caress pussy, gay guys gently caress rear end. Nah, probably not the same thing at all. Idiot. The question you should be asking is whether balls are the gay version of boobs.
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May 19, 2016 20:54
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Aren't gay guys disgusted by the idea of "pussy" ? Why would they want an equivalent ?
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May 19, 2016 21:16
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Decebal posted:Aren't gay guys disgusted by the idea of "pussy" ? Why would they want an equivalent ? Disgusted? No, not at all. I don't think they're very attractive, but disgusted is much too harsh a word. I look at pussy like I look at squirrels eating acorns. It's like "well, I wouldn't want to eat any acorns, but I can see why they'd like it".
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May 19, 2016 21:22
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Decebal posted:You could have still given them a courtesy gently caress. You'll still have some fun poking their P spot Ha, if I could've I would've. Your dick's gotta be absolute rock hard in order to ram it through those giant rear end muscles and especially with a condom there was just no way I was going to maintain that. I tend not to do anal much unless it's someone I'm in a relationship with who I trust enough to bareback it. criscodisco posted:A know it's always said that the majority of gay guys don't buttfuck, but I honestly can't remember the last guy I was with who was oral only. I love getting a good dicking. I'm sure it varies according to social scene, region, etc. It also wouldn't surprise me if the majority of gay dudes have tried it once or twice in their life but don't make it a fixture of their sex lives. kaschei posted:Is your gaydar broken or is that the second widespread misconception What's even more amusing is that I tend to have pretty good 'straightdar', I find it's usually easier to determine who isn't gay than who is. Thing is, by the time me and a guy are actively making plans to have gay sex I tend to take them at their word.
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May 19, 2016 22:08
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The term I'm most familiar with is not pussy or rear end, it's "hole". Depends on if you're referring to a noun or verb.
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May 19, 2016 23:28
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lizardman posted:Real talk: no it's not the gay version of pussy. rear end is rear end. Probably the closest thing to a a gay version of pussy is to gently caress a transman (but even then, it's not even a "gay version" of a pussy, it's just a pussy. Pussy is pussy). The only studies I can find that support this are not very empirical. They ask all the wrong questions like "what did you do in your LAST sexual act", with only 40% saying anal... and then people misconstrue that to think only 40% of gays have anal. I'm increasingly starting to think this is a myth, because I have yet to meet a gay man that doesn't enjoy anal. Also, I'm pretty sure 90% of bi guys love anal.
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May 20, 2016 15:44
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GreatGreen posted:Gee OP I don't know. Straight guys gently caress pussy, gay guys gently caress rear end. Nah, probably not the same thing at all. Idiot. I feel like giant bulbous pecs are the gay version of boobs. Confirm/ deny?
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May 20, 2016 16:09
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Thread got me horny
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May 20, 2016 16:16
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when you gently caress an rear end in a top hat do you ever pull your dick out and there's poop all over it? asking for a friend.
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May 20, 2016 16:19
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criscodisco posted:A know it's always said that the majority of gay guys don't buttfuck, but I honestly can't remember the last guy I was with who was oral only. I love getting a good dicking. my current guy has an unbearable enormous dick. so we just settle with oral
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May 20, 2016 16:41
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vyst posted:when you gently caress an rear end in a top hat do you ever pull your dick out and there's poop all over it? asking for a friend. only a small amount of poop about 5% of the time
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May 20, 2016 16:49
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wtf are you guys talking about at this point? we already resolved that its only gay if her dick is bigger
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The Whole Internet posted:The only studies I can find that support this are not very empirical. They ask all the wrong questions like "what did you do in your LAST sexual act", with only 40% saying anal... and then people misconstrue that to think only 40% of gays have anal. I'm increasingly starting to think this is a myth, because I have yet to meet a gay man that doesn't enjoy anal. I don't enjoy anal, at least for its own sake. The times I've done it were to please my partner. (Yeah I've tried both positions). It wouldn't bother me if I never do it again. So there's one you've met. I think gay guys who like certain things just tend to find each other easily, especially online. For instance, if you're just looking to get blown you'll find this entire world of dudes who want nothing more than to get on their knees and suck you off and need nothing in return. And if you're all about the anal, well, you're mostly going to run into other dudes who are, too. Speaking of which, I find it creepy how far some guys take the whole top/ bottom thing, like they want to apply some kind of sub-gender dichotomy to the entirety of gay men. You can even tell them you're not much into anal and they'll still try to determine your position based on your personality or whatnot. And I've seen some weirdos online lament "versatile" guys because apparently these are really tops and 'dammit why are you tops taking yourselves away from us bottoms' and... I'll stop there, I don't want to venture any further down that rabbithole.
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lizardman posted:I don't enjoy anal, at least for its own sake. The times I've done it were to please my partner. (Yeah I've tried both positions). It wouldn't bother me if I never do it again. So there's one you've met. Agreed on the top/bottom thing. I can't wrap my head around being anything other than versatile but... ...I also can't wrap my head around being oral-only, or being 100% gay or straight for that matter, or not needing to masturbate 4x a day. I'm just a very sexual person I guess, definitely not near the center of the bell curve I know that.
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The Whole Internet posted:Agreed on the top/bottom thing. I can't wrap my head around being anything other than versatile but... im rubbing mineral oil all over your post bibi
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JiveHonky posted:im rubbing mineral oil all over your post bibi ok but u betr b a qt
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lizardman posted:And I've seen some weirdos online lament "versatile" guys because apparently these are really tops and 'dammit why are you tops taking yourselves away from us bottoms' and... I'll stop there, I don't want to venture any further down that rabbithole. Is there a lack of tops?
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Mnemosyne posted:Is there a lack of tops? Everyone always wants what's not on Craigslist that night.
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May 21, 2016 06:01
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criscodisco posted:Disgusted? No, not at all. I don't think they're very attractive, but disgusted is much too harsh a word. I don't. One gay guy I talked to about this occasionally gags whenever someone asks this question. Another one does this cute shudder. Hey, I should get him to blow me because the first one probably has a sensitive gag reflex.
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May 21, 2016 08:44
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I've also had a good number that overreact to the mention of pussy just for comedic effect.
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May 21, 2016 08:48
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Gay people make really good actors because they know how to pretend.
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May 21, 2016 09:05
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OP did anyone make the joke yet that you're the gay version of pussy.
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May 21, 2016 09:08
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Airborne Viking posted:Gay people make really good actors because they know how to pretend.
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May 21, 2016 09:08
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What if a pussy is just a female, inferior version of rear end? I mean, you can't even poop thru it and sometimes babies come out, ew.
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May 21, 2016 09:27
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Don't forget the smell. Clean rear end smells like soap, clean pussy still smells like pussy juice.
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criscodisco posted:Don't forget the smell. Clean rear end smells like soap, clean pussy still smells like pussy juice. pussies reek. i hate those foul gaps. give me a beautiful anus anyday
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