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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Tuxedo Gin posted:

i eat them dry

:frogout:

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jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Garlic mayo....and a hairy rear end in a top hat

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
chicfila polynesian sauce

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
lol picky eater thread is that-a-way >>>

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJCCaK_Gif0

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


i dip mine in lube, friends, for insertion into my rear

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


i'm not saying that putting fries in your mouth is legally sodomy, but morally? that's another matter

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

MiracleWhale posted:

i dip mine in lube, friends, for insertion into my rear

im not ur friend. ur hot is on the rack by the door, please exit thru the blizzard

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i just puked at my smart phone

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer
pro dip: buy McDonald's fries and a plain icecream or vanilla milkshake. Dip fries in iceream/shake and enjoy.
Yes it sounds weird, and it is not for every day. But it tastes surprisingly good. (German McDonald's; US experience may differ)

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Hopper posted:

pro dip: buy McDonald's fries and a plain icecream or vanilla milkshake. Dip fries in iceream/shake and enjoy.
Yes it sounds weird, and it is not for every day. But it tastes surprisingly good. (German McDonald's; US experience may differ)

im glad this has made it across the pond but in america its typically a Wendy's based treat which works better because of the thicker cut fries

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

it is a nice occasional indulgence though

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Hopper posted:

pro dip: buy McDonald's fries and a plain icecream or vanilla milkshake. Dip fries in iceream/shake and enjoy.
Yes it sounds weird, and it is not for every day. But it tastes surprisingly good. (German McDonald's; US experience may differ)

in america people say the same thing but for wendys because americans are incapable of watching what they eat

e: much like your lardass fat gently caress nation

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

nation is gonna track that post down and ask you to suck his balls

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
nation can suck my loving goddamn balls

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


i load my fries into my m2 carbine rifle and dip them in the skulls of loving communists

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
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GAGGED
lets all suck each others god drat balls

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
Ketchup, barbeque, gravy, ranch, all good :)

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

NTT posted:

Ketchup, barbeque, gravy, ranch, all good :)

:yeah:

Buh
May 17, 2008
OP's mum's vagina

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
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GAGGED

Buh posted:

OP's mum's vagina

careful, that could be considered asSALT :lol:

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


ButteCysts posted:

careful, that could be considered asSALT :lol:

more like sand these days ahaha but seriously she's a saint

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


i dip my fries into my wife's urine stream to determine if she's pregnant

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
my head feels like it about to explode

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Iron Prince posted:

my head feels like it about to explode

why,

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
drink drank drunk

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

that's merely the bullet ive fired into the past from the future beginning to form

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Did anyone say OPs mum yet?

I did a search for mom and mum but no hits, so I dip them into your mum OP, lol!

Gives them a fishy yet piquant quality. It is delightful!

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
I dont like ketchup except when it comes to french fries

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

chicfila polynesian sauce

:same:

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
i also cum to french fries

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i dip my fries in japanese whiskey

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Poutine.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Vastarien posted:

a tub of salt.

I dip my salt in fries am I right

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Ahundredbux posted:

I dip my salt in fries am I right

no

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
anyone wanna dip into my asshold? Bring own fries please

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Crisco

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

explain ur username to me, please, ur a piece of poo poo

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
you werent there man you wouldn't know


E: now grease up

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Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.
Russian dressing :ussr:

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