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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I prefer dares consistent schizophrenia to dad gay s eye rolling and bath tub making GBS threads

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pedo-katty
May 28, 2016

by Shine
dgsw peed on my face while i sat in a bathtub stoned and drunk after wonderland funnel cake day


true stroy

she also at some point started visually gagging and choking from toxic rear end fumes

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVDT1ARABvE

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
prob not

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

pedo-katty posted:

dgsw peed on my face while i sat in a bathtub stoned and drunk after wonderland funnel cake day


true stroy

she also at some point started visually gagging and choking from toxic rear end fumes

pedo-katty
May 28, 2016

by Shine

multiple closet wiccan ownage on the 30th I CANT WAIT (gently caress u please no srsly)

pedo-katty
May 28, 2016

by Shine
nero jealous of some white girl story because she just has to get credit 4 being the first person to pee on me or my face

my memory it is not that good anymore

sorry :(

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
No, my dick is too big. I don't want my rear end in a top hat all stretched out.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer

Giraffe posted:

No, my dick is too big. I don't want my rear end in a top hat all stretched out.

Aim for the legs dammit

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Opposite gender me would be such a slag. So uh sure.

tazjin
Jul 24, 2015


yes of course

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

it depends i clean up very well but thanks for this its putting my life in perspective

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
no. no i would not.

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
hell no

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I probably would if it werent for the fact that my girlfriend would probably beat me up for cheating

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
yes i would and do on a daily basis

The Enforcer
May 4, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Comon....

Be real here.

The Enforcer
May 4, 2007

by LadyAmbien

JiveHonky posted:

no. no i would not.

I wouldn't date you either...

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.

Gamer With Dignity posted:

Jon Pop deserves credit for never having raped anybody.
p sure he obliquely admitted a couple years ago that he participated in what basically amounted to a gang rape

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
also no i would not date myself, i'm way too boring for me

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

jon pop was entertaining

this dare fiasco is just horrible

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
I'd gently caress me and never call

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

memy posted:

I'd gently caress me and never call

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faZ8hJSX1Q4

Edit: NWS at the end if you're stupid enough to not know what happens.

Hrist
Feb 21, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
I might until I started making conversation.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
gently caress no but i wouldnt date half the people i have already if i were in my right mind either so i guess gently caress it lets make out

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Would dare and jon pop get along in real life

maporfic
Dec 11, 2015

All Involved posted:

If you could step outside of yourself and meet you would you date you? For me the answer is probably not. I am short, overweight, make a low wage, live with my parents, have never had a girlfriend, and have Zero friends. What about you?

Nope. Socially awkward, smug, pompous, always right... I don't know what my wife sees in me other than opposites attract.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Sure. If I was a chick. And I was black. Actually, I would only date myself if I were already a lesbian. This question is confusing.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


I definitely wouldn't, and I don't understand why my girlfriend does. Really shows poor judgment on her part, tbh.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Best Giraffe posted:

I definitely wouldn't, and I don't understand why my girlfriend does. Really shows poor judgment on her part, tbh.
either fire her or promote her

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
dare and jon pop in the same thread! what a time to be alive

Comatoast
Aug 1, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Hell no.

old wooden ships
Jan 22, 2015
lol, nope

whaley
Aug 13, 2000

MY DOODOO IS SPRAYING OUT
Yes certianly. i would. i could finally find someone who is as big into loving as myself.

stump collector
May 28, 2007
id gently caress me

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


I find a lit bit of sociopathy highly arousing, so yes definitely

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Not into guys, so no.

Now, if I was a hot as balls woman with giant jugs, then I would do me so hard.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

The Enforcer posted:

I wouldn't date you either...

keep posting man, youll be back on top in no time with sizzling hot burns like this :keke:

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Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE
I would not go down on me but I would allow me to go down on me. It's like some poetic tragedy level poo poo.

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