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The Human Crouton posted:This person considers Miss America questions difficult? The implication is that men are ultimately just primitive animals who have achieved their dominance purely through raw strength. The punchline is that once women have been properly empowered by feminism men will become the primary sex objects of society, since it is the only function they can properly serve.
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i love to laugh.
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Jun 2, 2016 17:35
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Ein cooler Typ posted:
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Jun 2, 2016 17:36
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kikkelivelho posted:The implication is that men are ultimately just primitive animals who have achieved their dominance purely through raw strength. The punchline is that once women have been properly empowered by feminism men will become the primary sex objects of society, since it is the only function they can properly serve. Well poo poo, I was born at the wrong time. I could be a jobless sex slave and instead I work like a sucker and never get laid.
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Jun 2, 2016 17:39
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spread eagle is the best one but i am in a nws place so i can not advertise one of the best porno insemination positions
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Jun 2, 2016 17:41
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I Own Soulz posted:Well poo poo, I was born at the wrong time. I could be a jobless sex slave and instead I work like a sucker and never get laid. A rising tide lifts all boats
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Jun 2, 2016 17:59
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www posted:i would enjoy them all i was thinking the same thing. these look great.
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Jun 2, 2016 18:00
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scott zoloft posted:i was thinking the same thing. these look great. the feminists' greatest mistake was to believe a man would look at any sex act and think to himself, "I'm not into that"
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Jun 2, 2016 18:55
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lol
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Jun 2, 2016 18:55
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how many pics did it take to scroll down before you started masturbating? Come on, be honest...
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Jun 2, 2016 20:03
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Nicomo posted:how many pics did it take to scroll down before you started masturbating? Come on, be honest... before i started??
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Jun 2, 2016 20:05
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Nicomo posted:how many pics did it take to scroll down before you started masturbating? Come on, be honest... started masturbating as soon as i read the thread title
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Jun 2, 2016 20:05
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nice heteronormativity assholes
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Jun 2, 2016 20:09
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I am ready to become breeding stock, spreading my retard genes all over the world.
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Jun 2, 2016 20:41
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I only see seven candles on that birthday cake. Is this article implying that pedophilia is a feminist act? Does that make anime feminist?
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Jun 2, 2016 21:40
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That is only one of the birthday cakes.
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Jun 2, 2016 21:42
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Women's sufferage: Contemplating the centuries of suffering and oppression borne by her sisters in the past, the woman spasms with orgasms of righteous anger, turns green, and she-hulks around the city clobbering tanks, knocking over skyscrapers, and generally going ballistic on any phallic symbol of the patriarchy. One guy who's watching elbows his buddy saying, "Looks like it's SOMEONE's time of the month!" but he is ground into a pulp by she-hulk's iron clitoris.
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Jun 2, 2016 22:03
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Gender role-up: Two dozen men forced to wear makeup, uncomfortable heels, and restrictive undergarments are pressed down on some kind of sticky fly-paper on the floor where they are posed with objects typifying different occupations like childcare, nursing, hospitality, elementary education, secretarial work etc. They watch in helpless terror at the inexorable advance the woman's 3 ton steam roller. "Ugh, I'm stuck! I can't get out!" says a man, crying. "Now YOU know what it is like to have no social mobility!" says the woman with a chuckle as she moves a lever forward. The men are pressed into a kind of paste that resembles fruit leather, but you can still see the distorted outlines of what they represented. The woman hangs up the two-dimensional stereotypes on a museum wall as a kind of tapestry that school children on field trips view for years to come.
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Jun 2, 2016 22:04
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The womb of annihilation: Ok so this one's real simple. The woman goes cruising bars waiting to be hit on by the gooniest loser she can find. Usually they are too cowardly so nine times out of ten she initiates things herself. She stifles her inner disgust and pretends to be flattered by his attention and forces herself to laugh at his witty jokes. Things get heated up and she breathes impatiently in his ear, "I want you inside me." She suggests that they go back to his sad unkempt apartment. When they are both naked together, she has her victim lie down while she stands at the foot of the bed. "Now be unborn, you miserable waste of life!" she proclaims, grabbing hold of his ankles and hoisting him feet first back into her vagina which begins to whirr like a paper shredder as he is sucked in to the furnace of uncreation that resides within her. When his screams are silenced at last, the empty pizza boxes, clothes on the floor, the anime wall scrolls, gaming pc, everything he has ever owned fade away and vanish. A tranquil silence fills the empty apartment. It was like he was never born and no one remembers his name. I was the goon in this story. I speak to you as an internet ghost to bring you this warning.
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Jun 2, 2016 22:06
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My favorite feminist sex position is when I tell a dude that I'll gently caress him but only if he eats me out first. Then after I cum I'm like 'aw one more' and then after that I just get up and leave him with blue balls lmao
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Jun 2, 2016 22:12
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Is there any greater evidence of Cosmo's utter lack of understanding of male sexuality, than that they actually think that there already aren't plenty of men who would be unironically turned on by any and all of these? I would be astounded if most of these weren't already porn categories somewhere.
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