existential nihilism megathread: post here whenever nothing fucking matters

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Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

move somewhere where there are lots of sluts . seems drastic now, but you will laugh at your apprehension later

*packs bag*

*moves into the dog house*

# ? Jun 19, 2016 08:39

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 08:34

penus penus penus: Nov 9, 2014; by piss__donald

Tuxedo Gin posted:

this isn't the sadbrains psychiatric megathread

this is the existential nihilism megathread

whether my brain is broken or not, life has no purpose and nothing that happens matters in any meaningful way

i long for death not because my life sucks, but because no life has meaning so what's the point?

NO you already said the opposite of this! :mad:

# ? Jun 19, 2016 08:41

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

Iron Prince posted:

heheh well it might take some time for it to take effect but it'll get you there

*starts jacking into USPS flat rate box*

usually i only lick outgoing mail, but i'll make an exception in this case

# ? Jun 19, 2016 08:41

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

NO you already said the opposite of this!

who cares?

you think it matters?

it doesn't

# ? Jun 19, 2016 08:42

penus penus penus: Nov 9, 2014; by piss__donald

Tuxedo Gin posted:

who cares?

you think it matters?

it doesn't

it DOES matter to YOU, its life that ultimately doesnt "matter" but youre using matter in the sense that it DOES matter to you since thats the only way the concept could be a bummer

dude! get your poo poo together

# ? Jun 19, 2016 08:44

Thirsty Girl: Dec 5, 2015

do you ever get the ennui real hard while jackin it

# ? Jun 19, 2016 08:46

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

what the hell is ''ennui'' i am not educated

# ? Jun 19, 2016 08:47

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

please stop caring about things in the nihilism thread

# ? Jun 19, 2016 08:48

Thirsty Girl: Dec 5, 2015

Iron Prince posted:

what the hell is ''ennui'' i am not educated

i could explain it but it doesn

# ? Jun 19, 2016 08:49

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

# ? Jun 19, 2016 08:49

penus penus penus: Nov 9, 2014; by piss__donald

Tuxedo Gin posted:

please stop caring about things in the nihilism thread

but I will always care about you now which invalidates your thread

gj you couldnt even make a decent thread lol

# ? Jun 19, 2016 08:49

phasmid: Jan 16, 2015; Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Don't get me Sartred.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 08:50

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

gj you couldnt even make a decent thread lol

doesn't matter

# ? Jun 19, 2016 08:50

penus penus penus: Nov 9, 2014; by piss__donald

Tuxedo Gin posted:

doesn't matter

step one stop drinking

# ? Jun 19, 2016 08:53

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

i actually don't drink

# ? Jun 19, 2016 08:53

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

not that it matters

# ? Jun 19, 2016 08:54

penus penus penus: Nov 9, 2014; by piss__donald

thats good, already a step ahead

# ? Jun 19, 2016 08:55

H.H: Oct 24, 2006; August is the Cruelest Month

stoically kill yourself op.

just walk into the ocean and don't look back

hth

# ? Jun 19, 2016 08:56

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

H.H posted:

stoically kill yourself op.

just walk into the ocean and don't look back

hth

nah go out in a more dramatic fashion. at a minimum steal an 18 wheeler and drive it off an elevated highway into a skyscraper

# ? Jun 19, 2016 09:07

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

i wish there was some way i could singlehandedly end humanity

would be nice

# ? Jun 19, 2016 09:09

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

you could probably throw a dead horse in your town's water supply or something. baby steps

# ? Jun 19, 2016 09:12

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

i've officially given up on life

# ? Jun 19, 2016 09:38

Fart Puzzle: Jul 25, 2007; compressed fart pieces

Tuxedo Gin posted:

i wish there was some way i could singlehandedly end humanity

would be nice

that would be cool

# ? Jun 19, 2016 09:40

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

Gaunab posted:

i've officially given up on life

welcome aboard

# ? Jun 19, 2016 09:49

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.

- Buddha.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 09:58

Beef Turret: Jul 9, 2009; by Lowtax

Cheer up fags

# ? Jun 19, 2016 10:00

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

- Kierkegaard.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 10:04

Blood Shart: Sep 23, 2010

VendaGoat posted:

Tuxedo Gin posted:
there's no purpose to life

you don't matter, i don't matter

especially, though, i don't matter.

don't bother doing anything, or having dreams, because poo poo doesn't matter

feel free to snuff me. end my life. i don't mind. in fact, i welcome it. nothing matters anyway.

or i guess post in this thread about nihilism and stuff. i don't care, and neither should you.

While you are correct, in the longest terms of time. Go gently caress yourself.

Because, while a single human "soul" exists upon this Earth it is proof positive that your entire thesis is flawed.

While the Human race can repopulate itself, there is a hope. It is only when that ultimate candle is extinguished, that your feelings are true.

Kill yourself and prove yourself correct.

Our species is already extinct, and this universe dead, it just hasn't happened yet.

HAIKU VERSION:
We are dead right now,
This universe is gone,
Death is slow coming.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 10:15

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Maybe for you OP but life is not meaningless there is beauty everywhere...

# ? Jun 19, 2016 10:21

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

8 track betamax posted:

Maybe for you OP but life is not meaningless there is beauty everywhere...

where there is no dgsw there is no beauty

# ? Jun 19, 2016 10:26

RobattoJesus: Aug 13, 2002

There is no meaning and thus you are free to live your life as a poo poo poster lives his life.

Post envelopes full of shitposts through your neighbors doors, change your legal name to your forums name, poo poo your pants every day and experience true freedom.

And in this freedom you will notice a small and glimmering grain of meaning and know that the only way to experience meaning is through freedom and the only way to experience freedom is through life (and making GBS threads ones pants)

# ? Jun 19, 2016 10:39

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

appropriate thread, OP

# ? Jun 19, 2016 10:44

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

read the myth of sysiphus, op

yeah its all imperminent and futile, and therin lies the beauty. accept the existentially absurd, and live a good life anyway

# ? Jun 19, 2016 10:49

H.H: Oct 24, 2006; August is the Cruelest Month

Otisburg posted:

read the myth of sysiphus, op

yeah its all imperminent and futile, and therin lies the beauty. accept the existentially absurd, and live a good life anyway

agreed, pro read

# ? Jun 19, 2016 11:07

EngineerSean: Feb 9, 2004; by zen death robot

I make thousands of dollars a day and have sex with supermodels but all i want is the time to play Final Fantasy VI again.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 14:10

EngineerSean: Feb 9, 2004; by zen death robot

Also today is father's day and even though i have two kids who love me, all i want to do is lock myself in my office and play Final Fantasy VI but i have to plaster a smile on my face and do other things.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 14:15

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

www posted:

yea i cant wait to be dead but im too much of a pussy to do it

# ? Jun 19, 2016 14:18

EngineerSean: Feb 9, 2004; by zen death robot

Thanks guys i feel better

# ? Jun 19, 2016 14:28

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Tuxedo Gin posted:

when i was young and naive i thought life had meaning, and purpose

even recently, i thought that my actions made an impact on the lives of others

but in reality, it does not. if i were to die tonight (please let me die tonight) it wouldn't matter. nobody matters. nobody matters to anyone. anything you do will have no lasting impression on anyone or anything

just do whatever, because none of it has meaning.

Man you really let a break up mess you up this much? Breh, you're single. I'm going to tell you what my friend told me after my divorce.

Go find the fattest nastiest chick at the bar and slam whale holy grail. You need a slump buster.

Pull your head out of your rear end. There's over 6 billion people on this rock. Don't hope for just your death, hope for the execution of all things.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 14:45

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pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

phasmid posted:

Don't get me Sartred.

Fived for this

# ? Jun 19, 2016 14:45

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