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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Inzombiac posted:



Poorly polished and well-worn .

Jesus christ shine dem fuckers!

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Inzombiac posted:



Poorly polished and well-worn .

Very sexy. Want to go to private chat?

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax

Smythe posted:

Very sexy. Want to go to private chat?

How much will this cost me?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Nice nerd socks. Nerd.

Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.
i want cool leather boots but my feet are too big and weird

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Toilet Shoes posted:

How much will this cost me?

15 tokens for pov asmr shoe shine. 20 token for pov asmr bunion filing. 30 token for pov asmr foot rub with sensual oils.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Smythe posted:

take care of my long, smegma encrusted dong in your mouth you SOB!!!

one polish cumming up :grin:

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax

Smythe posted:

15 tokens for pov asmr shoe shine. 20 token for pov asmr bunion filing. 30 token for pov asmr foot rub with sensual oils.

Tokens? I have only cash money from the United States. This poo poo won't fly.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax

Yes.

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
I was all ready to join in but these wicked sick shoe burns got me scurred. The shoe game is so brutal.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Inzombiac posted:



Poorly polished and well-worn .
whats your inmate number

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax

Are they filled with the excrement of gods?

Mattavist
May 24, 2003

Don't leave your shoes on the floor or my dog will get them.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

numberoneposter posted:

recommend me a movie GBS friends

Fresh

A inner city youth uses chess strategy to get rid of bad gang dudes in his neighborhood after a psychotic thug shoots up a school yard, killing the girl he had a crush on.

It has a very good kid actor as the main character and Sam Jackson and the guy who played Gus Fring from breaking bad.

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax

JiveHonky posted:

Fresh

A inner city youth uses chess strategy to get rid of bad gang dudes in his neighborhood after a psychotic thug shoots up a school yard, killing the girl he had a crush on.

It has a very good kid actor as the main character and Sam Jackson and the guy who played Gus Fring from breaking bad.

I am sick and tired of these motherfucking memes upon my motherfucking internet.

Motherfuck!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
:what:

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Toilet Shoes posted:

I am sick and tired of these motherfucking memes upon my motherfucking internet.

Motherfuck!

all right toilet shoes then you suggest a movie

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax

scott zoloft posted:

all right toilet shoes then you suggest a movie

Some motherfuckers, always have to ice skate uphill.

You do the research, fucktard.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Fresh is one heck of a movie, give it a try guy!

Veshpo
May 23, 2016

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

5

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

The Stars at night.....

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Now this is what I'm talking about!!

I'll be contributing shortly!

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

My shoe game is nothing impressive and I am a cheap skate so most of these are old, and I got an impressive amount of them for free. (mostly through credit card rewards, one the company gave me because I wrote them a nice email)

top row: first two are lovely shoes I used to wear to an office job, I work from home and don't really wear these anymore. They are both six years old and need replaced badly. Next is some cool Keens, five years old. Plain white pumas, seven years old. Newish slippers that I got for free.

bottom row: maroon adidas that I got for free (three years old), Keen boots that are super awesome and I got for free four years ago, Keen flip flops that are four years old and I patched up because I love them so much. Rarely wear them anymore but find it hard to toss them. Then next to those are two new pairs of flip flops I got for free

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
those new slippers look clutch. i need to get me a new pair, mine are falling apart.

canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Mother of god all these shoes are trash

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

canpakes posted:

Mother of god all these shoes are trash

After many years of struggle I am finally at a place in my life when I can see the good in any pair of shoes. I'm praying for you canpakes.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

canpakes posted:

Mother of god all these shoes are trash

my yellow/black forces have lasted 6 years, and my gray ones have lasted 4. hardly trash shoes.

Tin Tim
Jun 4, 2012

Live by the pun - Die by the pun

daily shoes



backup shoes



groady gym shoes



suit shoes


don't give a gently caress shoes

Tin Tim
Jun 4, 2012

Live by the pun - Die by the pun

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



lol

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

scott zoloft posted:

joke's on you, they're all mine you tragic retard.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK




futureproof

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Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax

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