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A robot that won't shut up about how singularity is going to happen within the next 20 years.
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- Adbot
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- HighwireAct
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Pozzo's Hat
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a robot that just screams
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Aug 24, 2016 03:37
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Robots that drive you to the bar but gets drunk at the bar and it's like what the hell man, if i wanted to call a cab I would have taken one here. What was the point of driving my car in the first place, god dam it robot we are both drunk and no one can drive.
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Aug 24, 2016 03:38
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- Ace of Baes
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A robot called hover-bot but he just moves around using wheels and randomly starts fires.
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Aug 24, 2016 03:38
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- drilldo squirt
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Robots that look at you and then slowly push your things off of tables while you tell it to stop.
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Aug 24, 2016 03:40
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- drilldo squirt
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Robots that follow you around and tell you all your faults.
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- HighwireAct
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A robot that won't shut up about how singularity is going to happen within the next 20 years.
no way there'd ever be a robot like that
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Aug 24, 2016 03:42
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- drilldo squirt
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I'd watch that episode.
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Aug 24, 2016 03:42
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- Piso Mojado
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a robot that just screams
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Aug 24, 2016 03:53
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- Piso Mojado
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robo-snakes
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Aug 24, 2016 03:54
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that pretty much me irl
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Aug 24, 2016 03:56
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- HighwireAct
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Pozzo's Hat
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Aug 24, 2016 03:57
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- google THIS
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a robot, but get this, it poops
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Aug 24, 2016 03:58
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- Piso Mojado
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a twelve foot tall high-five robot
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Aug 24, 2016 03:58
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- Piso Mojado
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a roomba for your hair
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Aug 24, 2016 04:02
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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a robot that works at a taqueria that's nice to you and gives you extra chips but ambiguously so such that you don't know whether or not you should ask for its serial number; that is a robot that societ ydoesn't need
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Aug 24, 2016 04:04
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- HighwireAct
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Pozzo's Hat
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a robot that sounds like it's constantly about to sneeze but never actually does
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Aug 24, 2016 04:04
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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A robot that was built to seek the way to true happiness and just turns itself off
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Aug 24, 2016 04:05
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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A robot intern that always spills coffee orders and can't count or alphabetize.
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Aug 24, 2016 04:06
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- google THIS
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a robot that holds up buildings when a simple concrete slab would have done the job just fine without needing a freaking firmware upgrade every other weekend
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Aug 24, 2016 04:07
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- mags
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A house robot that always overcooks pork chops and is too afraid of your dog to walk it
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Aug 24, 2016 04:08
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- google THIS
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An animatronic Donald Trump at Disneyworld.
the scary thing is this robot may one day actually exist
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Aug 24, 2016 04:08
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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in a galaxy with spaceships a robot that is awkward and stereotypically gay and its only use is to translate languages despite the fact someone could obviously create a much smaller device
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Aug 24, 2016 04:11
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a robot thats afraid of robots
thanks Manifisto!
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Aug 24, 2016 04:44
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a nagging robot who finds fault in everything but does it ever offer to help? no!
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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A robot that washes your car, but only when you least want it, that's a robot our society doesn't need.
A rain-powered robot car washer that only washes your car while it's raining but it's so good and fast at it that it stops cleaning before the rain ends
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Aug 24, 2016 05:30
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A robot that bleeps when it should bloop and bloops when it should bleep, and the whole time you're just like "don't spray acid on me" and "stop spraying acid on me" and "why does this robot even have an acid sprayer" and the robot's just like "bleep bloop" but it's backwards, it's all backwards, and the acid is all over your arms and hands, that's a robot society doesn't need.
lol
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- drilldo squirt
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A robot that poops, why would someone make this?
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Aug 24, 2016 06:58
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arsonbot9000
thanks Manifisto!
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- Adbot
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- nvm no cake
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A robot that bleeps when it should bloop and bloops when it should bleep, and the whole time you're just like "don't spray acid on me" and "stop spraying acid on me" and "why does this robot even have an acid sprayer" and the robot's just like "bleep bloop" but it's backwards, it's all backwards, and the acid is all over your arms and hands, that's a robot society doesn't need.
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