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We've reached tyhe point whwere the forums population is spawning offspring. is tiume to shut it down
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i have all kinds of time i have time for a kid and to call bad posters out. here is my son's heart beat https://my.mixtape.moe/opgvjp
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Sep 4, 2016 22:53
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I'll make the website for the bris.
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please don't let a Jewish man blow my son
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Sep 4, 2016 22:53
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just remove the tip. to keep it "clean"
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Sep 4, 2016 22:56
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Best wishes man!
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Sep 4, 2016 22:57
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loving overpopulator1
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Sep 4, 2016 22:57
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Have fun barely sleeping for the next ~6 months
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Sep 4, 2016 22:57
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mdm posted:daddy why won't you read me a story
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Sep 4, 2016 22:58
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Day Man posted:Have fun barely sleeping for the next ~6 months I will thank you! I'm told in the end it's worth it?
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Sep 4, 2016 22:58
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> eat newborn
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Sep 4, 2016 22:58
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Sid Vicious posted:I will thank you! I'm told in the end it's worth it? who told you that? YOUR WIFE!?
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Sep 4, 2016 22:58
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Friendly Humour posted:who told you that? YOUR WIFE!? no my mom
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Sep 4, 2016 22:59
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i like the prospect of something that i wont know if it's good or not until the bitter end when im dying as gently caress
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Sep 4, 2016 23:00
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Sid Vicious posted:no my mom you mom told you that raising you was worth it eventually?
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Sid Vicious posted:I will thank you! I'm told in the end it's worth it? It usually is!
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Sep 4, 2016 23:01
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Find a hot nurse to bang while you're wife is busy or something idk? 
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Sep 4, 2016 23:01
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Sid Vicious posted:no my mom If your kid dies tonight can the mods rename you SIDS Vicious
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Sep 4, 2016 23:02
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the kid isnt even born yet and youre latching on to it to fill the void in your own life for gods sake play some video games
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Sep 4, 2016 23:03
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OP keep a close eye on what's going on in the delivery room. Realpost: with my first kid the doctors and nurses and midwives were so busy teaching students what was going on that when the baby came out I pretty much delivered it myself. It was cool and terrifying at the same time. Also, cut the cord yourself!
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Sep 4, 2016 23:05
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mdm posted:daddy why won't you read me a story
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Sep 4, 2016 23:06
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gary oldmans diary posted:the kid isnt even born yet and youre latching on to it to fill the void in your own life i dont think ive ever once said anything to imply this my life was wonderful before this happened and now it's going to be just as wonderful in a very different way v  v
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Sep 4, 2016 23:10
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Friendly Humour posted:you mom told you that raising you was worth it eventually? oh no, no, I have two successful older brothers
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Sep 4, 2016 23:11
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mdm posted:daddy why won't you read me a story just print off a bunch of old bigpeeler stories and read those to him
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Sep 4, 2016 23:12
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congrats on baby. as soon as baby is out impregnate wife again. so she has another one when everything is still all loose and wobbly down there. i think she would appreciate the consideration.
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Sep 4, 2016 23:19
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Giving birth is disgusting, painful, and long. But babies are cute. And disgusting and exhausting. Have fun! Don't faint when it gets gross. (I have a six week old lol)
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Sep 4, 2016 23:44
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my goondolences op
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Sep 4, 2016 23:51
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I thought the title of this thread was "Sting in the hospital" and I was ready to cut loose with some Roxanne puns
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Sep 5, 2016 00:00
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Your wife's vagina will never be the same. My wife had to have stitches it was pretty gross. There's a point when the nurse will say "you can see the head!" and you'll see this gross tennis ball-sized thing protruding from your favorite space. You'll think "gee, I didn't know newborns were really that small!" Then some minutes/hours/days later there is an instant when the opening completely gives way and a full melon-sized baby head has obliterated the opening. You'll never forget that pop. Fun times will not do again.
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I AM THE TOILET posted:I thought the title of this thread was "Sting in the hospital" and I was ready to cut loose with some Roxanne puns Go for it.
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Sep 5, 2016 00:04
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Congratulations, OP. Also, cook the placenta and share it with your spouse.
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Sep 5, 2016 00:08
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sent home she wasn't dilated enough yet we go back in at 8 am tomorrow
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Sep 5, 2016 00:22
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Count from 1-10 for her when she's pushing. Say something short and encouraging every few minutes, and then stfu. Worked twice for me. Hope you brought the tennis balls.
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Sep 5, 2016 00:23
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Sid Vicious posted:sent home she wasn't dilated enough yet we go back in at 8 am tomorrow Wait to cook the placenta then.
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Sep 5, 2016 00:24
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i hope they charged you for nothing happening like hospitals usually do
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Sep 5, 2016 00:29
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Congratulations man
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Sep 5, 2016 00:29
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Good luck, op, I hope the baby lives 
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Sep 5, 2016 00:30
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Putty posted:i hope they charged you for nothing happening like hospitals usually do i live in Canada
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Sid Vicious posted:i live in Canada alas, i hath been owned
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