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elon musk is a turd. let's flush him, boys
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Sonofsilversign posted:unironically seize the assets of every rich person and give them to monks oh poo poo its the pope
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Sep 27, 2016 23:09
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Strategic Tea posted:oh poo poo its the pope here come dat pontifex
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Sep 27, 2016 23:13
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I pity the beta testers who are foolish enough to get on Elon Musk's wild ride. May your deaths be painless.
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Sep 27, 2016 23:29
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All these billionaires are like two journalistic puff-pieces away from fleeing to Galt's Gulch and gassing everyone but their sex slaves with V/X. If this doesn't happen, there will be tech moguls entombing concubines in pyramids within our lifetimes I say we kill and eat them before they get the chance.
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Sep 28, 2016 03:16
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BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:unironically seize the assets of every rich person and give them to elon monks I agree. He said $10 billion to get to Mars are you kidding me take some rear end in a top hat's poo poo and let's do it.
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Sep 28, 2016 03:51
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Roylicious posted:I agree. He said $10 billion to get to Mars are you kidding me take some rear end in a top hat's poo poo and let's do it. We need an NSA watchlist where everyone who tries to purchase a million dollar+ home gets their funds rerouted to SpaceX.
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Sep 28, 2016 04:35
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This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!
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550 to LEO god drat!
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Sep 28, 2016 04:43
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Fried Watermelon posted:There is no logical reason to subjicate an alien race or even land on their planets for resources. yeah this you chumps. Get one near earth asteroid made out of platinum BAM! More platinum than all of humanity has ever mined in its entire existence in one solid go and it's just a rock floating in space. Why go to a planet with an atmosphere and a bunch of poo poo in the way when you can pluck a km wide rock with it's almost pure metal just hanging out, waiting to be molded into cool things? You know how in spacegames everyone always trades and wars over gold and poo poo? gently caress you there is so much metal and minerals out there we'll be making toiletpaper out of palladium because we have so much of the stuff. In the future everything will be made out of exotic metals but we will fight over wood and sushi. Then again when you have actual limitless energy as we would if we were cool space-hopping apelords then we'd just mash a bunch of particles together to make whatever the gently caress we want. Future owns.
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Sep 28, 2016 05:33
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there's no way that musk isn't a saurian, not only does he looks weird as gently caress, his name is obviously just melon husk with the first letters changed and dropped the h to hide his tracks
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Sep 28, 2016 05:36
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His endgame must be less than 10 years for this poo poo. Lets stuff him in a rocket and send him to mars if he hasn't done it by then.
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Sep 28, 2016 05:37
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elon musk is a giant tool but he at least seems to sincerely mean well. ive never seen anything to suggest he doesn't believe his own bullshit about tesla and spacex being altruistic endeavors i would take a thousand of him if it meant we could crush peter thiel in a hydraulic press
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Sep 28, 2016 05:45
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OMGVBFLOL posted:elon musk is a giant tool but he at least seems to sincerely mean well. ive never seen anything to suggest he doesn't believe his own bullshit about tesla and spacex being altruistic endeavors how many megamusks does trump equal
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Sep 28, 2016 05:48
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so we have a couple units here, one megamusk equals a thiel, im assuming a megathiel is like one david duke or a miliputin
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Sep 28, 2016 05:48
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that would make thiel a microputin and musk a nanoputin respectively
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Sep 28, 2016 05:52
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OMGVBFLOL posted:elon musk is a giant tool but he at least seems to sincerely mean well. ive never seen anything to suggest he doesn't believe his own bullshit about tesla and spacex being altruistic endeavors them having open patents or whatevs is really great and should be standard practice
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Sep 28, 2016 05:58
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Why not make the moon a second human planet As far as human life is concerned it has just as much water, atmosphere, and gravity and it's way loving closer and you could shoot lasers up at the moon and piss the moon men off Also nothing could ever happen to earth that would make any other place in the universe better. The worst concievable thing is that our water or atmosphere get ripped away or our molten core freezes and we lose our magnetic field. That situation is the starting point for mars, but coupled with way less gravity and sunlight, and mars is wicked far away and on the wrong side of our gravity well. Mars is dumb. Modest Mao fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Sep 28, 2016 |
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Sep 28, 2016 05:58
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who the gently caress would want to live on the moon? *wakes up in tiny room size of closet* *goes to tiny kitchen size of closet* *looks out window, to see dead grey landscape that you can't go out into or you'll die horribly*
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Sep 28, 2016 06:01
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Zzulu posted:who the gently caress would want to live on Mars?
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Sep 28, 2016 06:02
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people who want to GO LONG in a game of spacesuit football
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Sep 28, 2016 06:02
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Modest Mao posted:Why not make the moon a second human place Too close to Earth I think. If something catastrophic happens to Earth, Luna is probably hosed due to only being like 238,000 miles away from us and in our orbit, as opposed to Mars which is more like 34,000,000 miles away from Earth at its closest.
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Sep 28, 2016 06:03
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Zzulu posted:who the gently caress would want to live on the moon? but enough about living in [fashionably unpopular city]
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Sep 28, 2016 06:02
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Why not venus, venus is at least a real planet
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Sep 28, 2016 06:03
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BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:but enough about living in [fashionably unpopular city] OOH I know this one Uptown Charlotte, NC
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Sep 28, 2016 06:04
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hey we said no tackling*ksht* hahahaha*ksht* cmon brad if i die i will haunt the gently caress out of your geodesic dome rear end in a top hat*ksht*
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Sep 28, 2016 06:04
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 give one mars to each race of people imo
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Sep 28, 2016 06:05
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hell we could give each of them two
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Sep 28, 2016 06:05
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Modest Mao posted:Why not venus, venus is at least a real planet IANAA but without even looking up the distance I'd guess it has something to do with the hellish atmosphere and the crushing gravity being a bit too much for our soft little fleshy bodies to deal with Easier to turn nothing into something than it is to turn something lovely into something acceptable. There may be some life lesson in that but I'm not smart enough to figure that metaphor out
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Sep 28, 2016 06:07
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im not wealthy enough to know about the secret white continent, but thanks to my connections from the college i hear some cool stuff and even got to go on a blindfolded visit once it smelled like vanilla and the streets were paved with ivory
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Sep 28, 2016 06:07
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Venus is basically Earth beta test
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Sep 28, 2016 06:07
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dookifex_maximus posted:im not wealthy enough to know about the secret white continent, but thanks to my connections from the college i hear some cool stuff and even got to go on a blindfolded visit once Are you talking about a place on Earth?
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Sep 28, 2016 06:09
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Modest Mao posted:Venus is basically Earth beta test mars is where part of our antedeluvian race warred themselves to death, thats how its soil became so evenly strewn with such a heavy element, the old cities rusted away into the dust meanwhile venus was where the other part lost control of the atmosphere I wonder which we get to be when the end comes
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Sep 28, 2016 06:10
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 I hope some russian billionare floats a casino in the Venusian clouds before elon 'Musk' figures out how to make his dumb battery powerd rockets lmao
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Sep 28, 2016 06:11
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Elon Musk sounds like the name of a scientist from Asimov's Foundation series.
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Sep 28, 2016 06:11
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Elon Musk sounds like the name of a scientist from Asimov's Foundation series. It doesn't even sound like a loving name tbh
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Sep 28, 2016 06:13
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Modest Mao posted:I hope some russian billionare floats a casino in the Venusian clouds before elon 'Musk' figures out how to make his dumb battery powerd rockets lmao 
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Sep 28, 2016 06:13
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timp posted:It doesn't even sound like a loving name tbh he's a human impersonator like the windsor queen and the bush family he just swapped the first consonants in melon husk helon musk when he decided it would be easier to rule his human underlings as a male, he dropped the H elon musk
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Sep 28, 2016 06:14
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you'll find it all on my homepage timecube.com
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Sep 28, 2016 06:15
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timp posted:IANAA but without even looking up the distance I'd guess it has something to do with the hellish atmosphere and the crushing gravity being a bit too much for our soft little fleshy bodies to deal with oh please like Venusian aerostats aren't the way to go imagine waking up to an acid trip above the clouds everyday
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Sep 28, 2016 06:26
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drunkill posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qo78R_yYFA is elon musk using the heat shield of my main man Troy Hurtubise?
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