Higgy posted:People, people....yo. Hey. How about a chill af peace summit we can talk things over before we go to war. A Pillow/Tree alliance could be mutually beneficial to us all. oh dang, my people are super aggrieved, but I do love froyo... ---------------- |
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Hey where are my green army men? DID A SPY COME IN AND TAKE IT WHILE I WAS TALKING TO THAT BAFOON!??!?!?
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Sep 28, 2016 18:26
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Smash it Smash hit posted:There is no need to waste your breath on these heatherns they would eat the fro-yo from the machine or taint it with their sticky hands. No, these are times of war. Jerry Mumphrey posted:oh dang, my people are super aggrieved, but I do love froyo... Give peace and foyoggy a chance ya'll.
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Sep 28, 2016 18:29
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I will agree...on one condition: I get as many mixins as I want
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Sep 28, 2016 18:31
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Smash it Smash hit posted:Hey where are my green army men? DID A SPY COME IN AND TAKE IT WHILE I WAS TALKING TO THAT BAFOON!??!?!? **hands you a vaguely gun-shaped lump of green plastic with arms and legs and bayonets and binoculars and that mine sweeper sticking out of it** https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Sep 28, 2016 18:30
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:I will agree...on one condition: I get as many mixins as I want That is up to the king but I will offer you a counter-condition. You must use a bowl and spoon so as to not offend our culture and I can provide mixins.
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Sep 28, 2016 18:34
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Splatmaster posted:**hands you a vaguely gun-shaped lump of green plastic with arms and legs and bayonets and binoculars and that mine sweeper sticking out of it** You are exiled to the garage, get your poo poo together. You make me sick. qqqq |
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Sep 28, 2016 18:34
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Higgy posted:That is up to the king but I will offer you a counter-condition. You must use a bowl and spoon so as to not offend our culture and I can provide mixins. Heh. give him free reign on mixins? you might as well kiss all your oreo crumbles goodbye. 
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Sep 28, 2016 18:35
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Smash it Smash hit posted:You are exiled to the garage, get your poo poo together. You make me sick. **shows you the plans for a surprisingly good zip-gun (written on actual blueprint paper) for the coming war that shoots stale Peeps** https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Sep 28, 2016 18:45
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Splatmaster posted:**shows you the plans for a surprisingly good zip-gun (written on actual blueprint paper) for the coming war that shoots stale Peeps** Looks like we have a volunteer for the great tree fort infiltration. go tell jerry you like his he man action figure and ask to see the rest of the masters of the universe. do alot of winking and nudging. qqqq |
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Sep 28, 2016 18:49
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Smash it Smash hit posted:Looks like we have a volunteer for the great tree fort infiltration. go tell jerry you like his he man action figure and ask to see the rest of the masters of the universe. do alot of winking and nudging. Is there a GI Joe with Kung Fu Grip there? **regales you with fascinating facts about how many pounds of pressure the Kung Fu Grip has and the sorts of things someone like you and me could do with such tremendous power** https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Sep 28, 2016 19:25
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i got banned from the neopets forum when i was a kid for a thread like this; i'm a refugee |
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Sep 29, 2016 01:37
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fort? more like fart!! *runs and hides in the evil closet*
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Sep 29, 2016 10:18
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get the jar of farts and toss it into the closet, no one disrespects the fort kingdom! 
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Sep 29, 2016 13:24
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I am the spirt of the Blanket Fort King! Your pillow fort is built upon the grave of my people! We will have our revenge! *Billows the comforter on my head like around a spooky ghost, but is secretly waving a fart at the fort* Also mom said to take the trash out when we're done and to clean up the army guys. Dad stepped on binoculars guy last time and broke him. |
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Sep 29, 2016 21:41
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Greetings Pillow Fort denizens! I seek entrance into your glorious kingdom, I bring rare and exotic gifts from far away lands.*holds up two packages of plastic army toys, one full of green men and the other with army vehicles*
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Sep 29, 2016 21:56
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*peeks under the door with a convex mirror, waits silently outside for moment to strike* |
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Sep 29, 2016 22:19
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Arkanomen posted:I am the spirt of the Blanket Fort King! Your pillow fort is built upon the grave of my people! We will have our revenge! *Billows the comforter on my head like around a spooky ghost, but is secretly waving a fart at the fort* You are allowed, and have been promoted to Pillow Pole, congratulations. Arkanomen posted:I am the spirt of the Blanket Fort King! Your pillow fort is built upon the grave of my people! We will have our revenge! *Billows the comforter on my head like around a spooky ghost, but is secretly waving a fart at the fort* I thought as of much, at least he died doing what he loved, stabbing someones foot  I have had my scientists working on a new barrier, with the threats from the tree fort clan and other vagrants, we need all the help we can get. qqqq |
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Sep 30, 2016 13:15
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Smash it Smash hit posted:get the jar of farts and toss it into the closet, no one disrespects the fort kingdom! I'm telling mooom!!
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Sep 30, 2016 13:19
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Ahundredbux posted:I'm telling mooom!! She is tired from "women pains" go ahead, and try it. your move little man
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Sep 30, 2016 13:23
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*doorbell rings* Pizza's here! what do you do?! is it worth leaving protection of the fort? is it it is OR IS IT |
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Sep 30, 2016 20:05
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bale. posted:*doorbell rings* 1-2-3-NOT IT |
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Sep 30, 2016 20:14
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bale. posted:*doorbell rings* smells like a trap...or spicy sausage...or both
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Sep 30, 2016 20:23
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Smash it Smash hit posted:I have had my scientists working on a new barrier, with the threats from the tree fort clan and other vagrants, we need all the help we can get. you will answer for the crimes of your progeny. we are shocked by the selfishness of the pillow princess ---------------- |
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Sep 30, 2016 21:03
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:you will answer for the crimes of your progeny. we are shocked by the selfishness of the pillow princess I'm sorry the whirring of the fan motor is drowning out your primitive prattle  the pizza can wait, I had a late lunch and smacked on some crayons earlier when I was making shivs qqqq |
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Sep 30, 2016 21:14
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smh. everyone knows crayons come from the factory as ready made shivs. they just happen to be in delightful colors |
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Sep 30, 2016 21:20
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truly a shame peace talks were a non-starter. I've already started converting the diplomatic center and froyo stand into a war center & froyo stand. I'd finish now but my mom said I have to be home before the street lights come on and it's gettin' late.
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Sep 30, 2016 21:36
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*rides tricycle in circle around fort shouting* "If I'm going to die, I'm going to die historic, on the fury road!" I'm actually just here for the Capri Sun
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Sep 30, 2016 21:37
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Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!
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Music Theory posted:i got banned from the neopets forum when i was a kid for a thread like this; i'm a refugee lmao
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Sep 30, 2016 21:38
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DickBastardly posted:*rides tricycle in circle around fort shouting* ooooo, bad news. since peace talks have broken down we no longer have name brands. hope you're okay with no-name generic juice drink. *hears wailing and gnashing of teeth in the distance* cmon guy, it's basically the same thing! |
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Oct 1, 2016 00:32
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*brings up awesome red firetruck toy as a peace offering*
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Oct 1, 2016 09:39
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Hi I am the king of the Box Fort, I seek an alliance against the evil forces of the tree fort!!! No longer shall we sit in the shadows while they gaze down on us from above.
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Oct 1, 2016 10:02
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I've been holding these green plastic army toys for a couple hours. Will someone take them and let me into the fort? My mom will be here to pick me up soon.. |
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Oct 1, 2016 10:53
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saucyseadweller posted:I've been holding these green plastic army toys for a couple hours. Will someone take them and let me into the fort? My mom will be here to pick me up soon.. Get them to drop their weapons first. |
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Oct 1, 2016 14:30
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Ahundredbux posted:*brings up awesome red firetruck toy as a peace offering* Thank you, this fire truck will come in handy. OH NICE AND IT LIGHTS UP. Takane posted:Hi I am the king of the Box Fort, I seek an alliance against the evil forces of the tree fort!!! No longer shall we sit in the shadows while they gaze down on us from above. *begins nodding* they are truly the scum of the earth. We shall raze their trees and bury their toys and read their journals misty mountaintop posted:Get them to drop their weapons first. Take this guy and his green men into the brig, i sense a spy... 
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I'm a humble merchant, I only wish to peddle my plastic green men and tootsie rolls. |
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