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Pro tip: Leave your Doors of Perception Open 
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Academic Adviser: Listen young man, I've seen your grades slipping, and I don't want to crush your dream, but I just don't think that Slightly Evil Painting is the right major for you. However, I can't help but notice that the Bigotry scores on your placement test were off the charts. The College of Murder Arts is starting a new program, and I think it might be a good fit for you. (slides a brochure titled "Eugenics" across the desk) Young Adolf Hitler: I'm listening. |
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google THIS posted:Academic Adviser: Listen young man, I've seen your grades slipping, and I don't want to crush your dream, but I just don't think that Slightly Evil Painting is the right major for you. However, I can't help but notice that the Bigotry scores on your placement test were off the charts. The College of Murder Arts is starting a new program, and I think it might be a good fit for you.
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Black Metal Class Learn to read Norwegian backwards and turn their national flag sideways down!
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Jimathon: *pops in the door* Wise Grand Sage Duffel, you wanted to see me? WGSD: Ah yes Jimathon, please come in. I had a recent complaint from the janitor regarding your desk. Apparently, you've been carving demonic sigils into your desk throughout study hall. Do you know what property damage is, Jimathon? J: Ah gee sir, please don't tell my folks. A-am I going to have to pay for it? WGSD: Only with eternal damnation in the afterlife, son. Ahahaha J: Ahahaha, Hail Satan, Sage Duffel WGSD: Hail Satan, Jimathon |
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Dark Liberal Arts degrees aren't worth the scrolls they're printed on. Should've gone STEM. Everyone knows the money is in Sorcery, Transfiguration, Elixirs & Metamorphiguration 
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Higgy posted:Dark Liberal Arts degrees aren't worth the scrolls they're printed on. Should've gone STEM. Everyone knows the money is in Sorcery, Transfiguration, Elixirs & Metamasturbation
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Isnt this thread basically that show "the magicians"? https://youtu.be/xXMWVFjSizE Its not very byob though
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Higgy posted:Dark Liberal Arts degrees aren't worth the scrolls they're printed on. Should've gone STEM. Everyone knows the money is in Sorcery, Transfiguration, Elixirs & Metamorphiguration
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i'm having trouble in my honors grave robbery class, but it's mostly because the professor wants us to really dig deep into the material, and i only have time to skim the surface for the most parts.
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hamjobs posted:i'm having trouble in my honors grave robbery class, but it's mostly because the professor wants us to really dig deep into the material, and i only have time to skim the surface for the most parts. Whatever you do, don't forget your PPE. No magic can protect you against gas gangrene.
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sig brought to you by the amazing & beautiful vanisher, feat. Helle Woods, artisinally designed by Death Sext !!!
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google THIS posted:Great, I'm supposed to give an oral presentation on mountainside animal sacrifice next week and I haven't even started on it. Does anyone know where I can find the cliff goats? I'm speechless Seriously stop casting mute on me guys I have an oral incantation exam in an hour |
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I'm gonna steal the dean's phylactery. Who's in? Manticore House rules! wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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