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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

sure donald trump has good policies. but what are his feelings about sauce?

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BattleSausage
Aug 14, 2003

I'm butter side up, baby.

Taco Defender
The UN has decided: Mustard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BFotaytFmk

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Hell Yeah posted:

sure donald trump has good policies. but what are his feelings about sauce?

heh he is from the north he probably has never even had the gold standard :smug:


and clinton probably douses her poo poo in vinegar or alabama white like some sort of neanderthal

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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wow, this is some ground breaking stuff thank you for sending it officer sausage

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

sauce feelings

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Hell Yeah posted:

sauce feelings

heh sounds like someone coudl use a shot of the gold standard. :wink:

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
BBQ is good, and I like it. :twisted:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Keg posted:

BBQ is good, and I like it. :twisted:

HOLY SH- :holymoley:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Keg
Sep 22, 2014
There's a place in Seattle that sells pretty good rib tips, but some day I hope to try BBQ in the south because I'm sure it'll be much better.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Keg posted:

There's a place in Seattle that sells pretty good rib tips, but some day I hope to try BBQ in the south because I'm sure it'll be much better.

if you ever come to the south cackalackie i will treat you to the best bbq you've ever had. well besides the ones in the boon docks which are great but you risk being stared at and/or lynched!

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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thats my dude!

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
GBS hates sauces.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Libelous Slander posted:

GBS hates sauces.

i love all sauces but mustard base is vastly superior, its not even clsoe. its an open and shut case.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
other good sauces include

stubbs

rufus teague made some sauce

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



I like Sweat Baby Rays pre bottled stuff and I don't give a poo poo who knows!

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum

Suplex Liberace posted:

I like Sweat Baby Rays pre bottled stuff and I don't give a poo poo who knows!

since that is the flavor profile you like might i also suggest you just slather cake frosting on your meat

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Suplex Liberace posted:

I like Sweat Baby Rays pre bottled stuff and I don't give a poo poo who knows!

my brother likes that i sometimes have it when i am at his house while shaking my head in disappointment after asking "what no mustard base?!?!??!!?!?!?

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
The first time I had a mustard sauce, I had to make it myself. The same goes for a smoked pork butt. :canada:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Keg posted:

The first time I had a mustard sauce, I had to make it myself. The same goes for a smoked pork butt. :canada:

you poor child :[

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Smash it Smash hit posted:

my brother likes that i sometimes have it when i am at his house while shaking my head in disappointment after asking "what no mustard base?!?!??!!?!?!?

I do keep a couple mason jars of homemade mustard sauce handy.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
ive never had a good store bought vinegar flavor profile sauce with the right consistency


most store sauce is too thick and too sweet and not spicy or tangy enough

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I like Frank's Red Hot better. Much broader food application capabilities, not such strict bbq rule etiquette.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Suplex Liberace posted:

I do keep a couple mason jars of homemade mustard sauce handy.

kinda gross that you call it that, dude

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Im from Canada I do all kinda gross stuff.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

welcome 2 Clown Town posted:

ive never had a good store bought vinegar flavor profile sauce with the right consistency


most store sauce is too thick and too sweet and not spicy or tangy enough

that's what makes the one true proper style correct

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

loquacius posted:

kinda gross that you call it that, dude

Nothin' wrong with a cumpiss base in your bbq sauce

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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post a good sauce recipe plz

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

numberoneposter posted:

post a good sauce recipe plz

yellow mustard
brown sugar
apple cider vinegar
maybe some chipotle peppers cut fine
a little bit of ketchup
worchestershire
garlic powder
salt and pepper
oh and some honey too

idk havent really ever made it from home sinc ei can get it literally anywhere here

BattleSausage
Aug 14, 2003

I'm butter side up, baby.

Taco Defender

Smash it Smash hit posted:

yellow mustard
brown sugar
apple cider vinegar
maybe some chipotle peppers cut fine
a little bit of ketchup
worchestershire
garlic powder
salt and pepper
oh and some honey too

idk havent really ever made it from home sinc ei can get it literally anywhere here

Chipotle peppers are good and should be in literally everything including breakfast cereal and feminine hygiene products

Flavor Truck
Nov 5, 2007

My Love for You is like a Truck

BattleSausage posted:

I think the biggest problem people have with BBQ is that they try to cook the meat in the sauce. You gotta smoke that poo poo THEN sauce it.

Edit: I just posted this now I'm posting it again: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWKOUxF-Dso

When she suckin' dat bone at the end of the video.. :vince:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Smash it Smash hit posted:

yellow mustard
brown sugar
apple cider vinegar
maybe some chipotle peppers cut fine
a little bit of ketchup
worchestershire
garlic powder
salt and pepper
oh and some honey too

idk havent really ever made it from home sinc ei can get it literally anywhere here

that's an ingredient list, not a recipe

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

numberoneposter posted:

post a good sauce recipe plz

*points to dilz*

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

No thanks, I'm waiting for the colostomy bag

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i do not like mustard based bbq sauces

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

i do not like mustard based bbq sauces

they're useful for covering up the taste of poorly cooked meat that for whatever reason can't be just thrown in the trash

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i like vinegar

big trivia FAIL
May 9, 2003

"Jorge wants to be hardcore,
but his mom won't let him"

mustard good
vinegar good
spicy tomato-based good

sweet bad

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

Burt Sexual posted:

that's an ingredient list, not a recipe

Put all of those things in a bowl.

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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i like to round up everything in my kitchen thats spicy and mix them all together in some kind of insane red hot slurry

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