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Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax
/r/repressedgonewild is going to have a field day with this one. :nws:

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Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Isn't repressedgonewild just all of Reddit?

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


oh cool a muslimbaiting post totally wat gibbis needs

:gas:

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax

Tolkien minority posted:

oh cool a muslimbaiting post totally wat gibbis needs

:gas:

define muslimbaiting.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


honestly i was just making a pun but im like 20% sincere

Turbosnowy
Nov 8, 2007

Gobblecoque posted:

She's doing it because they're paying her cash money, no reason to get in a tizzy about her ideology or whatever man.

Totally get ya, but when someone comes out with a spiel of lame BS about doing something evidently self contradictory or for cashmoney but claiming it being to save orphans or whales or womyn all progressive like, it kind of makes me think they are full of it, and hence putting them up for righteous GBS judgement. Plus I figured I would :justpost: for the sake of it :)

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Turbosnowy posted:

Totally get ya, but when someone comes out with a spiel of lame BS about doing something evidently self contradictory or for cashmoney but claiming it being to save orphans or whales or womyn all progressive like, it kind of makes me think they are full of it, and hence putting them up for righteous GBS judgement. Plus I figured I would :justpost: for the sake of it :)

I long for the olden days when Somethingawful Forums Users didn't need to post the requisite wall of text after every point you are trying to make. I mean I'm not knocking you or anything but it just comes off as being a little hypocritical that the admins enforce that we explain everything to everyone all the time but at the same time when somebody posts a joke which is "politically correct" you don't see nearly as much backtracking. It just makes it seem like this is less of a forum and more of a political correctness cult. Unfortunately this is just the world we live in and if you don't want to get banned or probated you're going to have to explain every post you make that might be taken the wrong way. I know this sounds like a bit of a cliche at this point, and I'm very sorry if this offends anybody, but political correctness has really gotten out of control (please don't ban me).

Gamer With Dignity fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Oct 7, 2016

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

Luxury Communism posted:

define muslimbaiting.

I'm muslimbating to the picture in the OP right now

Turbosnowy
Nov 8, 2007

Gamer With Dignity posted:

I long for the olden days when Somethingawful Forums Users didn't need to post the requisite wall of text after every joke. I mean I'm not knocking you or anything but it just comes off as being a little hypocritical that the admins enforce that we explain all the jokes but at the same time when somebody posts a joke which is "politically correct" you don't see nearly as much backtracking. It just makes it seem like this is less of a forum and more of a political correctness cult.

Think you are over analysing amigo. I wasn't replying to a joke, more of a statement - if it was supposed to be a joke then it's of such subtle humour that it really doesn't register. I don't think anyone is being politically correct here, and you may argue that my mere responding to your criticism is evidence of that very thing - but I would argue in turn that you perhaps don't actually get what political correctness or perhaps even humour is in that case. Either way lighten the gently caress up and have fun laughing at awful things on the internet.

Item Getter
Dec 14, 2015
Nobody yet brought up that a lot of girls in places like Indonesia take nude selfies wearing a hijab but nothing else. I am not sure what kind of conflicting message that sends but it must be one of the few things amateurs could do that you would never be able to do in a commercial porn without raising a big stink

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax

Gamer With Dignity posted:

I long for the olden days when Somethingawful Forums Users didn't need to post the requisite wall of text after every joke. I mean I'm not knocking you or anything but it just comes off as being a little hypocritical that the admins enforce that we explain all the jokes but at the same time when somebody posts a joke which is "politically correct" you don't see nearly as much backtracking. It just makes it seem like this is less of a forum and more of a political correctness cult. Unfortunately this is just the world we live in and if you don't want to get banned or probated you're going to have to explain every post you make that might be taken the wrong way. I know this sounds like a bit of a cliche at this point, and I'm very sorry if this offends anybody, but political correctness has really gotten out of control (please don't ban me).

That kind of stuff may have been the norm in the Ozma era SA but everything short of A. Wyatt Mann flies these days. People are waking up to the actual danger that is anti-PC blowback, and thank loving god for that. When you have a certain critical mass of people saying "Well, if that's racist, I guess I'm a racist!" bad things tend to happen. Anyways, can't wait for this saucy libyan goddess, will really make me feel better about what Hillary did to Gaddafi tbh.

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Turbosnowy posted:

Totally get ya, but when someone comes out with a spiel of lame BS about doing something evidently self contradictory or for cashmoney but claiming it being to save orphans or whales or womyn all progressive like, it kind of makes me think they are full of it, and hence putting them up for righteous GBS judgement. Plus I figured I would :justpost: for the sake of it :)

Hey never don't be posting. :) Folks say all sorts of stuff to convince others or themselves that they're doing thangs for some reason other than $$$. Nothing wrong with showing your titties for :10bux: but that's just how people are

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I like breasts

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Sorry guys I just find it really hypocritical that this forum has essentially regressed to a cult in the name of "progress" and now we have to apologize for everything and post disclaimers after every joke lest someone's feelings get hurt.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

luv 2 date boys posted:

poo poo, join the club. i been in this game for years now.

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps

Gamer With Dignity posted:

Sorry guys I just find it really hypocritical that this forum has essentially regressed to a cult in the name of "progress" and now we have to apologize for everything and post disclaimers after every joke lest someone's feelings get hurt.

What the hell are you even talking about? Like what post specifically set this off? Who is apologizing and posting disclaimers???

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Roylicious posted:

What the hell are you even talking about? Like what post specifically set this off? Who is apologizing and posting disclaimers???

I think it's a gimmick, but idk.

Turbosnowy
Nov 8, 2007

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I like breasts

Me too. I think everyone likes breasts. I think this thread should now be about how totally magnificent breasts are. It is like a universal truth that binds us all, a single piece of commonality that transcends race, gender, creed and anime; and which may yet usher in the dawn of mutual understanding and everlasting peace and prosperity for all of humankind.

That's what I reckon anyway.

Anyway here's some to start:

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Turbosnowy posted:

Me too. I think everyone likes breasts. I think this thread should now be about how totally magnificent breasts are. It is like a universal truth that binds us all, a single piece of commonality that transcends race, gender, creed and anime; and which may yet usher in the dawn of mutual understanding and everlasting peace and prosperity for all of humankind.

That's what I reckon anyway.

Anyway here's some to start:


Wait, are these hers?

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

The Bananana posted:

I think it's a gimmick, but idk.

This is just the way the forums are now, sorry.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

dookifex_maximus posted:

out of respect for everybody, all centerfolds in the new playb*y magazine are done by this standin for a non-ethnic non-gendered humanoid:



New Power Rangers movie not looking good. They misspelled the Z.

Turbosnowy
Nov 8, 2007

The Bananana posted:

Wait, are these hers?

Guess you'll need to check out the PB issue and work it out, using whatever bladerunner type photo software you have to work out angles and distance and poo poo. Gotta stop typing for a sec, got me all worked up now... angles.....

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

New Power Rangers movie not looking good. They misspelled the Z.

its got no chest pauldron thing, clearly a gen1 putty.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Smythe posted:

its got no chest pauldron thing, clearly a gen1 putty.

Ah, yes, hmm,
*adjusts glasses*

Turbosnowy
Nov 8, 2007

Gamer With Dignity posted:

This is just the way the forums are now, sorry.

Defo a gimmick or a bit of sadbrains going on, or of course the SA perennial favourite! Both

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax

Gamer With Dignity posted:

This is just the way the forums are now, sorry.

You're hella dumb, it hasn't been that bad for years. All the poo poo-stirrers left to go troll reddit and haven't been seen again.

e: nevermind just stop derailing an awesome thread about hijabi titties with your stupid gimmick

Luxury Communism fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Oct 7, 2016

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Smythe posted:

its got no chest pauldron thing, clearly a gen1 putty.

I understand nothing in this sentence

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

The Bananana posted:

Ah, yes, hmm,
*adjusts glasses*

look http://powerrangers.wikia.com/wiki/Z_Putty_Patrollers

idiot

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Turbosnowy posted:

Defo a gimmick or a bit of sadbrains going on, or of course the SA perennial favourite! Both

I watched the sarcastaball episode of south park and it's got me all worked up tonight.

Turbosnowy
Nov 8, 2007

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I understand nothing in this sentence

For this you should be thankful. You have passed the test. Now please follow the lights to door marked No.2. Your next test shall begin shortly.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




I was unironically agreeing with you, Colonel Klink!

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

The Bananana posted:

I was unironically agreeing with you, Colonel Klink!

o cool.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Lol that you have that wiki link on speed dial tho

Turbosnowy
Nov 8, 2007
Enough of this power ranger nonsense - can we get back to the important matter of how great breasts are, unless of course power rangers have something to add to this line of discussion?

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Turbosnowy posted:

Enough of this power ranger nonsense - can we get back to the important matter of how great breasts are, unless of course power rangers have something to add to this line of discussion?

Pink Ranger titties?

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Smythe, bring that pink ranger yellow ranger make out scene onto the main screen.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

The Bananana posted:

Lol that you have that wiki link on speed dial tho

i typed putty patrol into google. it was loving hard.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

I never cared for Power Rangers as a child. Even back then it looked too fake. Kevin was a huge Power Rangers fan and had a Power Rangers themed birthday party. All the gifts were requested to be Power Rangers related. He went on to grow up humorless, sports obsessed and needed to relearn how to walk after a plane crash shattered the bones in his legs.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

The Bananana posted:

Smythe, bring that pink ranger yellow ranger make out scene onto the main screen.

lets all read agony in pink, together. ill get the lube and chain saw so we can cut our cocks and balls and asses off together when were done.

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Smythe posted:

lets all read agony in pink, together. ill get the lube and chain saw so we can cut our cocks and balls and asses off together when were done.

Rude not to share the link, imo

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