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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I also cannot express emotion or intent in writing and depend on icons or memes to impart meaning to my lifeless text

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Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
I like the poop emoji

:nexus:

I saw a stuffed version of it for sale recently I was like gtfo

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

The Management posted:

I also cannot express emotion or intent in writing and depend on icons or memes to impart meaning to my lifeless text

Don't sign your posts.😏

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



✈️🏢🏢 = 💣🕌

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

VectorSigma posted:

✈️🏢🏢 = 💣🕌

:jihad: :jihad: :jihad: :jihad: :jihad: :jihad: :jihad: :jihad: :jihad:

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

VectorSigma posted:

✈️🏢🏢 = ✡️🤑

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Yo, hey, weird dude, you over there - yeah, you, you fricking weirdo - you take that poo poo over to tumblr, you hear? User loses posting privileges for 1 week.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Pawl posted:

Millenials

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Burt Sexual posted:

Yo, hey, weird dude, you over there - yeah, you, you fricking weirdo - you take that poo poo over to tumblr, you hear? User loses posting privileges for 1 week.


sick rap sheet burn

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

The Management posted:

I also cannot express emotion or intent in writing and depend on icons or memes to impart meaning to my lifeless text

I wish that there were little pictures that I could hold in front of my stony visage for similar reasons.

med school head
Apr 17, 2012
i love combining 🎅🏿 with lasers

also when im drunk i like 🐸 with shooting star

🐥🌚🐣🚜🔙🔛🔝🆒🆓🆕

med school head
Apr 17, 2012

Ratjaculation posted:

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this one was my favoritee

Spectral Debt
Jan 23, 2004
9999 sucka
Im deleting u daddy 🖕🏻🖕🏼📲 🖕🏾🖕🏿

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
:chloe:

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
who is gonna be the superstar to make a script that replaces them with ours

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Whos excited for the emoji movie

I'm making so many cummies just thinking about it right now.

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
A lot of the SA smilies work really well in iOS

only send them to select people though, because you don't want to reveal your power level to normies

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Also mods please change name to "career cummie criminal" tyia

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


RideTheSpiral posted:

did anyone else download the new ios update for the apple phone 6 and now they can't unlock it without regularly going into the voice control. ding ding!!

haha what the hell apple why you suck so much you idiot company

i just changed it to fingerprint unlock in setting and it works fine for me :shrug:

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
There's a gently caress hotel emoji

🏩🏩🏩🏩🏩🏩🏩🏩🏩🏩

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I don't mind the existence of emojis and can usually ignore their use, but the thing that really gets my scrote in a snarl is the oxford dictionary making one their word of the year.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Sony Pictures Entertainment's Cold Machinations posted:

“Inside your phone, there’s a secret world– and we enter through the text app where we discover Emoji Valley, where the industrious Emoji live and work.”

The storyline will involve the main characters (presumably the Emoji themselves) leaving Emoji Valley for the broader world of their phone’s homescreen, where they discover that they can enter the other worlds that exist within each individual app. According to Belson, this will involve imaginative scenarios like the Emoji riding boats on an actual stream representing the world of the music-streaming app, and a report by The Wrap reveals that streaming giant Spotify has already closed a deal for their service to sponsor this segment of the film. In the same presentation, Sony chairman Tom Rothman elaborated:

“We have a number of power brands returning relaunching or being reintroduced — and yet at Sony we also believe that it is vital to maintain a commitment to originality.”

Yessss finally i can watch a movie where sterile corporate symbolic representations of emotion can interact with my favorite #brands

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

ate all the Oreos posted:

Yessss finally i can watch a movie where sterile corporate symbolic representations of emotion can interact with my favorite #brands

sounds like a shittier version of ReBoot

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


I legit love this one and use it regularly because it accurately conveys my feelings on just about everything in this shitcan I call life

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i give this thread an

😡😡😡😡⚡⚡⚡⚡
😡⚡⚡⚡⚡😡😡😡
😡😡😡😡⚡⚡⚡⚡
😡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡
😡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://youtu.be/sMm0X1i0YWw?t=33

Jellymouth
Jul 9, 2009
Fun Shoe
So what does the 100 emoji even mean?

ate all the Oreos posted:

Also mods please change name to "career cummie criminal" tyia
As long as I get to be CUMMIE QUEEN.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
when i text my mom she uses more emoji than me

i tend to stick with the classics aka : ) and : D

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Vaginal Vagrant posted:

scrote in a snarl

are these anal oval office lyrics

I'm gonna be 80 and sending D: to people

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
hey op you are a I AM A loving MORON

also I AM OBSESSED WITH MY SEXUALITY

I'm a huge prick

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."

cool new Polack jokes posted:

I like the poop emoji

:nexus:

I saw a stuffed version of it for sale recently I was like gtfo

My six-year-old has this. He thinks it's hilarious.


I don't even know when "smileys" became "emojys" I didn't get a memo :corsair:

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx
:poop:

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

cool new Polack jokes posted:

I like the poop emoji

:nexus:

I saw a stuffed version of it for sale recently I was like gtfo

i bought that stuffed poop emoji for a friend of mine last year lol

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
I remember when they were called emoticons

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

100 HOGS AGREE posted:

I remember when they were called emoticons

i remember when I wasn't 400 lbs.

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

The Management posted:

I also cannot express emotion or intent in writing and depend on icons or memes to impart meaning to my lifeless text

I'm the goon bragging about how my text messages are beautiful, moving prose

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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010



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