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KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

quote:

Heather was grounded "every time she had contact with one of the people we thought were trouble,"
Do you guys think this might be code for "black people?" :ohdear:

:synpa:

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

KomodoWagon posted:

Do you guys think this might be code for "black people?" :ohdear:

:synpa:

Yes. When it comes from a conservative Texas family there is almost no other way you can interpret that phrase.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Sjs00 posted:

But did they install an app on her pussy

Yes and only her father has access to it, it's fingerprint access.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Olympic Mathlete posted:

Yes and only her father has access to it, it's fingerprint access.

Retina would have been funnier

Dr. Lariat
Jul 1, 2004

by Lowtax
But she briefly ended up in white slavery so they were right the whole time?m She ran away to be a backpage prostitute?

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





I thought this was about those creepy "the pledge" dudes.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Of course she did, I know because when I kidnap and enslave teenage girls I just let them sort of hang out in my apartment. What I DON'T do is send them somewhere they won't be found and paying customers will give me money

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Thanks to snapchat I have exchanged dick pics with a fellow goon and for that I'll forgive all the sex trafficking in the world

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Texas should be split into several smaller states in order to weaken its influence on the nation.

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe

Gaunab posted:

Texas should be split into several smaller states in order to weaken its influence on the nation.

I like the quote about "inner cities" i.e. code for black people because it's still 1985 wherever this guy lives and our cities are in ruins thanks to Reagan's introduction of crack.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

CJacobs posted:

Yes. When it comes from a conservative Texas family there is almost no other way you can interpret that phrase.

mexican people?

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich


This game was pretty good, but it was no Robot Dragon Nazi Sympathizer.

Also I agree with the poster who said these filthy sluts should be lobotomized, and by filthy sluts I mean these parents because what the gently caress.

misty mountaintop
Jun 2, 2015

by Hand Knit
I wish I had a dad. :sigh:

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

misty mountaintop posted:

I wish I had a dad. :sigh:

I can install spy software on your phone if you want

ambient robot
Apr 23, 2014

by Lowtax
Texas is hosed up and I'm glad Mexico is slowly conquering it.

Viva la raza

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe

ambient robot posted:

Viva la raza

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I'm very sure that this girl was actually sex trafficked and not just hanging out somewhere away from the Jaysus Panopticon


Like if you're far enough down the evangelical rabbit hole that not only do you do this but also think it's so great you're willing to tell everyone about it you know you've gotta be walleyed-bugeyes insane

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av

misty mountaintop posted:

I wish I had a dad. :sigh:

no you don't, trust me on this one

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

misty mountaintop posted:

I wish I had a dad. :sigh:

75% of fathers hate their children

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
If guys like this him their way they'd be living in a compound with a harem made up of their own daughters while their castrated inbred sons do all the work

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Gaunab posted:

Texas should be split into several smaller states in order to weaken its influence on the nation.

um do u know how the senate works

White Phosphorus
Sep 12, 2000

Stop trying to destroy the American family OP!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Kill all fathers

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

White Phosphorus posted:

Stop trying to destroy the American family OP!

Yeah. Do or do not. There is no try

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

quote:

On May 8, eight days after she left her parents' home, Heather was found at an apartment with the man she met on Snapchat,

Lol god dammit Heather you dumbass

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Around here in rural Wisconsin the churches never stop harping about sex trafficking, I had no idea it was just about pornography and white girls dating swarthy men.

OlmanRiver
Mar 30, 2011
In Canada you're allowed to leave your house at 16 without so much as a goodbye. Also drop out of high school. While these are not necessarily good life choices, you don't have to suffer through a terrible childhood if you don't want to anymore.

Odd
Dec 30, 2006

I think everybody just needs to maybe cool out a little maybe

OlmanRiver posted:

In Canada you're allowed to leave your house at 16 without so much as a goodbye. Also drop out of high school. While these are not necessarily good life choices, you don't have to suffer through a terrible childhood if you don't want to anymore.

Oh, canada

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

ambient robot posted:

Texas is hosed up and I'm glad Mexico is slowly conquering it.

Viva la raza

The Mexicans are turning into Texans, it's like that short story where the family living on Mars turns into Martians

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
It should be "Texicans" imo

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005
my girlfriends mom had her admitted or whatever when she was 16 or something and it turned her into a raging fucken bitch

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

FedEx Mercury posted:

Around here in rural Wisconsin the churches never stop harping about sex trafficking, I had no idea it was just about pornography and white girls dating swarthy men.

Yeah, it's pretty much the satanic panic of this century.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
My mom was convinced my sister or I would be abducted on our vacation to Disney world and sold into sex slavery for politicians.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Dreddout posted:

Kill all fathers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc7c7Cdfjik

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Toadvine posted:

Lol god dammit Heather you dumbass

This is a very weird sequel to Seven Days in May

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
this just sounds like a loving father OP though he probably should have given to her and explained about purity rings so she could constantly be reminded of her innocence

i hope they find her and at least take her to a church retreat to think about her life and how she has failed her parents and god

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

General Dog posted:

The Mexicans are turning into Texans, it's like that short story where the family living on Mars turns into Martians

"Don't eat the corn syrup, they put something in it, something to make ya'll forget!"

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Odd posted:

Oh, canada

i mean its better than being monitored like you're a suspected spy in your own home

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Seriously though, can anyone find anything about the supposed sex trafficker? The most I found was one site mentioning the guy pled guilty to "promoting prostitution in a minor" which doesn't even make sense, nor does it say who he was. I would've thought this poo poo would've been all over at least their local news sites when she got found.

It really makes it seem like this whacko just hired some sleazy private investigators who just kidnapped his runaway adult daughter to bring her back

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myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
I'm pretty sure this is just the plot to Taxi Driver

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