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Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax
I got a brand new nickname!

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Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007
people are garbage the world is garbage and this is my safespace to observe those indisputable facts with likeminded souls

also the fiction witing community here kicks rear end

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Sitting Here posted:


also the fiction witing community here kicks rear end

Yeah I like the anonymous confession threads too

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I've gotten 1-2 chuckles out of it. I come here out of habit.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Captain Yossarian posted:

Hector please apologize for being so rude

:flip:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


im suicidal because of the forums now

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Ranma Fan Art posted:

im suicidal because of the forums now

:byewhore:

HATECUBE
Mar 2, 2007

i lost my job

and got a better one

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

HATECUBE posted:

i lost my job

and got a better one

Story?

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

He works from home now

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

I developed a deep and real love for growing marijuana

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Dial-a-Dog posted:

He works from home now

I swear this has to be the largest collection of retard masturbaters on the internet

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

I learned that Voyager was the only good Star Trek and also CAD Mock threads are funny but when they get too funny the mods take them away from you forever.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
I have made some great friends that I talk to every day

and a few enemies

looking at you, sid

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
The forums killed all my gut flora and now I have serious GI problems, but I can't stop coming back.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Ranma Fan Art posted:

im suicidal because of the forums now

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
everyone i know irl stopped talking to me because all my facebook statuses are infrateal posts and pictures i find in fyad

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
i also learned that bragging about my busted headmeats and the drastic treatments my mental chillnesses require is not only ok but extremely good

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

we get boat we get go posted:

I learned that Voyager was the only good Star Trek

You're goddamn right it is

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
i wore a GoPro during my last electroconvulsive treatment but youtube keeps takin it down :(

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
Someone called me a white noise poo poo poster and I laughed it off but in reality I was crying inside

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Gatekeeper posted:

i wore a GoPro during my last electroconvulsive treatment but youtube keeps takin it down :(

:pwn:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Oddly enough, that's the face Gatekeeper makes when it happens

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I learned that I hate sid

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
My microwave has a hot mom.

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I lost both of my virginities to a goon

Macrowave Oven
Nov 20, 2008

Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, clavinet, piano, keytar, lap steel guitar, slide bass guitar, mandolin, violin, and FRESH POTS.

Berious posted:

Someone cal*kshhhhkshhhhhh* white noise poo poo pos*krackle shhhh*aughed it off but in reality I w*pshhhhhh*

Sorry what

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Zzulu posted:

I lost both of my virginities to a goon

Butt and mouth? Need more info here. Hell, could be armpits for all I know.

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
I'm a retard.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

King of Bees posted:

Butt and mouth? Need more info here. Hell, could be armpits for all I know.

What happens between two goons in the dark is a secret shared only by them, and god

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

King of Bees posted:

Butt and mouth? Need more info here. Hell, could be armpits for all I know.

One of the virginities was me

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
Definitely the day that I realized, "You know what, I didn't really want to search the forums anyway"

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


i started being ashamed of an app on my phone

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

MiracleWhale posted:

i started being ashamed of an app on my phone

Tinder is nothing to be ashamed of. What was her name?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I have had to start having a LOOOOOOOOOT of sex with people's moms

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta
Forums have affected me quite a bit. I got really obsessed with the concept of “irony” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “friend of the family balls” and “i love making GBS threads inside friend of the family assholes” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of “ironic” style of fyad humor was all about; i think it’s the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal symptoms. If I could go back and do it again I wouldn't.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

I learned to devote myself to the cause of being ideologically correct regarding current events.

gbs will be first against the wall you'll see :argh:

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Strategic Tea posted:

I learned to devote myself to the cause of being ideologically correct regarding current events.

gbs will be first against the wall you'll see :argh:

it already was

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Dial-a-Dog posted:

it already was

Truer words....

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