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Big sex fan here. Having sex, watching sex, just a sex maniac!
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i like bobbies
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Oct 21, 2016 01:03
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Lucky Guy posted:i like bobbies  Look at the size of that hat!
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Oct 21, 2016 01:04
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for years I put a gusher in my mouth when I jacked off and bit into it right as I ejaculated and now whenever I bite into one I shoot ropes wherever I am
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Oct 21, 2016 01:08
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VendaGoat posted:
cor blimey i wouldn't mind being on that plods beat, you know what they say about policemen with big hats, they're probably packing a big badge and all
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Oct 21, 2016 01:12
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is this really mod approved op??
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Oct 21, 2016 01:19
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shoophobo posted:is this really mod approved op?? yes. since they have let the title stand it has their tacit approval. that's the law
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Oct 21, 2016 01:31
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that's how it works
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Oct 21, 2016 01:32
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I like tattooed chicks with dark personalities but I'm so vanilla IRL one would never be attracted to me I'm doomed to some Korean girl so its the only porn I'm "into". I quoted that because a lot of the time I go to some site with good intentions to find a girl like that but end up clicking on the first category with a smoking ho t thumbnail of any kind and I've cummed all over myself 3 minutes in
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Oct 21, 2016 01:39
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I will tale my hotdog sandwich with a [mod approved]<CONDIMENT>, please.
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Oct 21, 2016 01:48
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penus penus penus posted:I like tattooed chicks with dark personalities but I'm so vanilla IRL one would never be attracted to me I'm doomed to some Korean girl so its the only porn I'm "into". I quoted that because a lot of the time I go to some site with good intentions to find a girl like that but end up clicking on the first category with a smoking ho t thumbnail of any kind and I've cummed all over myself 3 minutes in heck, same
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Oct 21, 2016 01:50
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Ranma Fan Art posted:i like liz vicious but I read she fell off a cliff in Australia and died is this true what was the deal with that guys bent dick
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Oct 21, 2016 02:30
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Fishy Joe posted:what was the deal with that guys bent dick Bent dick guy died in a dumpster. He had broken up with her, fallen deeper into drugs, and he had been homeless for a few weeks. He nodded out in the dumpster and then he got smooshed. Liz Vicious is otherwise alive. RIP his tiny dick
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Oct 21, 2016 02:38
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luv 2 date boys posted:*looks at folder labeled BAILEY JAY on desktop, looks back at thread* he had won the victory over himself. he loved big brother.
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Oct 21, 2016 03:11
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Tolkien minority posted:whenever a pic of a hot girl in her late teens/20s i sposted goons always trip overthemselves to say how totally not attraccted to them they are cause they're old and old women are totally more sexy. goons are projecting when anonymous confessions threads started popping up so many people sent in "i'm a pedophile" confessions that subsequent threads had rules saying "don't say your'e a pedophile or send in any weird sex poo poo in general"
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Oct 21, 2016 03:25
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another sign of this projection is when 17 year old trayvon martin got shot a shitload of people here were calling him a child (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 21, 2016 03:28
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Hey guys, let's talk about porn! But don't dare actually post any porn. In this porn thread. Hell of a thread you got here OP. Puritanism is mental disorder.
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Oct 21, 2016 03:30
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i like that one set of pornos on pornhub that are all about real estate and how this one dude grifts porn stars into loving him to sell him condos or leasing his house or whatever its ridiculously well done for such a niche concept
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Oct 21, 2016 03:44
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I like porn because the guys all have big dicks and a lot of them are hot, unlike the people that post on this web site.
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Oct 21, 2016 04:00
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Tolkien minority posted:whenever a pic of a hot girl in her late teens/20s i sposted goons always trip overthemselves to say how totally not attraccted to them they are cause they're old and old women are totally more sexy. Actually I can vouch for this phenomenon. The moment I turned 28 it was like a switch flipped in my head and anyone under 20 became unbearable company. I find the age I'm most attracted to more or less keeps pace with my current age. Needless to say, I'm not particularly looking forward to my 70s.
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Oct 21, 2016 04:11
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Tolkien minority posted:whenever a pic of a hot girl in her late teens/20s i sposted goons always trip overthemselves to say how totally not attraccted to them they are cause they're old and old women are totally more sexy. I believe Louis CK made the point in a bit that when you're older those girls are so distant from your peer group that attraction doesn't really play into it, at least in an emotional sense. I believe the line is, "I'm still gonna jack off to you later but beyond that gently caress you I don't give a poo poo" btw my fetish is the long life expectancy in Okinawa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39ce8WA6mSM Stinky_Pete fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Oct 21, 2016 |
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Oct 21, 2016 04:12
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I like fake tits. Not like classy, nice ones. Those are great don't get me wrong, I like the comically horrible ones too. Like really loving terrible tit jobs.
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Oct 21, 2016 04:14
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I like the girls with tattoos that take it in the poop chute, unless it's like two penises in there at once, that's too much. But one in the B and one in the P is okay.
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Oct 21, 2016 04:21
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I once had two coworkers, they were roommates, and apparently they saved all the porn they came across into portable hard drives. Something like 500 Gigs of porn. They could have probably named 50 active porn star actresses with little difficulty. Is that normal? I tend to take the hit and quit it approach: I watch, I wank, I delete/move on. I'm the nomad of porn.
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Oct 21, 2016 05:37
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heh- this picture of a chick with a dick, or a chick with a railroad spike piercing through her nose is probably grossing you out, but get this- i find it f*cking hot. did that just blow your mind? guess we're just a different breed here in GBS. stay back and let the pros blow your mind, kid. -insanely cool goon pro-am masturbator
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Oct 21, 2016 05:48
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Shinjobi posted:I once had two coworkers, they were roommates, and apparently they saved all the porn they came across into portable hard drives. Something like 500 Gigs of porn. They could have probably named 50 active porn star actresses with little difficulty. Is that normal? I tend to take the hit and quit it approach: I watch, I wank, I delete/move on. I'm the nomad of porn. Your co-workers were porn addicts. They also played with eachothers dicks. I'm 69% certain about this.
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Oct 21, 2016 05:49
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people with autism are driven to routines and excel at pattern recogntion
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Oct 21, 2016 05:50
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Porno Pornography The writing of whores But they're not writing, are they? They're loving Makes u think
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Oct 21, 2016 05:56
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Stinky_Pete posted:I believe Louis CK made the point in a bit that when you're older those girls are so distant from your peer group that attraction doesn't really play into it, at least in an emotional sense. I believe the line is, "I'm still gonna jack off to you later but beyond that gently caress you I don't give a poo poo" I'm a 38 year old man. This. I don't give a gently caress about your Patreon. I couldn't care less about how many twitter followers you have.
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Oct 21, 2016 06:04
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VendaGoat posted:I'm a 38 year old man. This. Yet I'd still gently caress you if somehow we ended up in the same room and you were willing
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Oct 21, 2016 06:07
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Yet I'd still gently caress you if somehow we ended up in the same room and you were willing I would like to know your intent of this post before I respond. Thank you.
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Oct 21, 2016 06:08
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VendaGoat posted:I would like to know your intent of this post before I respond. Thank you. Let's gently caress bro
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Oct 21, 2016 06:08
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Let's gently caress bro Answer the question. I'm also old enough to not just jump into bed, without a reason. Getting older is a loving weird experience.
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Oct 21, 2016 06:10
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VendaGoat posted:Answer the question. Forget it, this is why nobody wants to bang old people
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Oct 21, 2016 06:10
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Forget it, this is why nobody wants to bang old people I thought so. 
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Oct 21, 2016 06:11
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Yet I'd still gently caress you if somehow we ended up in the same room and you were willing Thanks
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Oct 21, 2016 06:12
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I have a scrotum
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Oct 21, 2016 06:14
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For almost 3 years now, I've worked for the company that owns Brazzers, Pornhub, Youporn, Redtube, Digital Playground, and a poo poo load of other porn sites. A few of you might have seen me mention this in the past, so I figured for anyone who has any questions, they could ask them here, in the grand ol' GBS porn thread, because I don't want to bother with an actual Ask/tell thread. I'll knock out a few common ones: - No, I can't / won't get you a free account to our paid sites. - I'm not too desensitized to porn, only a little. It hasn't ruined my sex life whatsoever. - My wife works here, too! - Yes, I've seen some absolutely horrible poo poo that's been uploaded to our free sites by awful people, but I can't go into any detail whatsoever regarding what it was or our policies about that sort of thing. Needless to say, we take care of those situations, and that's not some sort of euphemism. Don't be gross. - yes YOU can work here, too, filling any sort of role, based on your skills! You have to live in the Montreal area, though. (edit: my favourite porn stars are Angela White, Sophie Dee, Brooke Little, Maggie Green, Anna/Tanya Song, Kerry Marie, and Siri) If you have questions you don't want addressed in this thread, pm me. I love my job a LOT, maybe even more than my old job, when I was doing sound and music for casino games. Maybe. Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 06:49 on Oct 21, 2016 |
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Oct 21, 2016 06:46
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Do you ever worry that you're going to go to hell when you die?
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Oct 21, 2016 06:52
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dethkon posted:Do you ever worry that you're going to go to hell when you die? No.
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