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Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
:wink:
hey guyss I just wanted to show offf my new ribbon mic it'ss quite sensitivvve
*pop*
*pop*

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTZqX4WWz4E

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

Millsy posted:

ASMR is possibly the thing on the internet I hate the most. Every noise that leaves me grinding my teeth is available as a 10 hour video on Youtube for bad people to listen to.

hmm this is really just as strange as people that like asmr

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

not really, no.

Here's a 20 minute video of someone whispering to you about dart frogs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh-mJ_96nNo

Millsy
Dec 28, 2004
All's fair in love and bouncy bouncy.
Pillbug

EVIL NOONER posted:

hmm this is really just as strange as people that like asmr

you're words just opened my eyes... *strokes goatee*

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Some of em asmr girls got huge friggin boobs!

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Millsy posted:

ASMR is possibly the thing on the internet I hate the most. Every noise that leaves me grinding my teeth is available as a 10 hour video on Youtube for bad people to listen to.

could you like... record yourself grinding your teeth and upload somewhere

asking for a freind

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

insulated staircase posted:

lullabies for broken lonely grownups

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
No doubt there are people who jack off to ASMR vids but that's kinda a whole other thing if you wanna get into conflating quiet lullaby intimacy time with shooting loads some oedipal poo poo there

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

paging smythe to post about his asmr experiences

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



:ssh: It is a fetish.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Cocksmith posted:

i'm cool with asmr as long as it's hot chicks doing it.

no dudes, fatties or uggoes please

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
is there like, asmr of puss noises

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Zzulu posted:

is there like, asmr of puss noises

Hmmm... I would also like to know this...

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Go swirl your finger in a jar of mayo

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

Better Fred Than Dead posted:

Go swirl your finger in a jar of mayo

lol if you dont do this anyway

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
These girls do a lot of requests, let's get some Anne Frank ASMR going.

Lots of whispering, writing sounds, paper shuffling, creaky floorboards - it'll be a huge hit.

Millsy
Dec 28, 2004
All's fair in love and bouncy bouncy.
Pillbug

Junk posted:

could you like... record yourself grinding your teeth and upload somewhere

asking for a freind

Sure just give me a min... ohhh you cheeky devil. I don't think I'll be doing that.

No sir.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

I couldn't find any teeth grinding asmr but there's a lot of dentist asmr and I think that's even more upsetting :/

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

hello, my fetish is listening to women brushing their teeth and using dental tools, and also I am a serial sex-murderer

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
at least you cleaned up your act :agesilaus:

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion


oh my god

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider

CaptainSarcastic posted:

:ssh: It is a fetish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM3fX7_rdXw

Shifty gimbal fucked around with this message at 04:38 on Oct 28, 2016

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
asmr, more like smdb....

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

If you watched an ASMR video for more than 1 minute (60 seconds) you are a loser and should remain a shut in to not spread your busted DNA to the rest of the population.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
I guess I can see the asmr stuff, though it seems kind of unintentionally funny to me. I just don't get what the demand for stuff like a smoke detector going off for an hour is. I do love the comments section on that video, though.

One exception? Alan's Psychedelic Breakfast by Pink Floyd. That sounds delicious as poo poo.

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
I mumble and eat french fries all the time but you don't see me making a series of semi-lucrative youtube videos out of it

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
Take your dick and beat the devil out of it

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

That is a pretty dedicated parody.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld8aovWLBmI

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
Sucks to your asmr piggy

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
i always noticed that if i was in a really quiet room like a doctor's office for instance and the nice doctor was speaking softly to me i'd get lil tinglies on my head, or if i was in class and there was a test goin on and we were all quietly scritchin and scratchin our pencils upon papers i'd get those cool tinglies then too. sometimes when i first met a new person and we were sitting and chitchattering i'd tingle up and down my scalp and i knew i'd met a good person. i called it my spidey sense because it felt like good cool chill vibes to me and whenever i felt my spidey sense tingle it meant things were a-ok, buds


of course internet people had to come along and take the cool childhood thing i enjoyed and turn it into a fetishised masturbatory aid

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
it sucks, at first i was like "holy poo poo, there's a name for this thing i experience? it happens to other people too? cool!! let me read on... huh ok it's mostly just guys cumming to videos of girls rubbing hair brushes"

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

it's not spidey sense it's autism

sorry you had to find out this way

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

:nws: asmr porn. wank away http://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=asmr

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

is it just normal porn but the volume is cranked real low and put through a filter so it sounds like someone making real bad whispers up in your ears

Ragtime All The Time
Apr 6, 2011




it's a weird sex thingg op

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i don't think it's porn despite goons insisting it is all the time though is it

isn't it just certain audio triggers or whatever give you those tingles down your spine and they want to replicate that?

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Its p.cool when your with a chick (or dude whatever) and they're whispering into your ear because they like you and poo poo but some smelly looking hippy pretending to be a loving alien on youtube is weird af

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SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy

Moridin920 posted:

i don't think it's porn despite goons insisting it is all the time though is it

isn't it just certain audio triggers or whatever give you those tingles down your spine and they want to replicate that?

There's asmr, which yes is relaxing audio and visual triggers, and then there's girlfriend simulators where they whisper sweet nothings into your headphones. A handful of the "girlfriend simulator" Youtubers dance the line of being actually good at creating the sensation but for every one that is good at it there are like 5 copiers that know that they can just whisper ramble and be pretty on camera and get a lot of subscribers. Anyone who is curious about asmr will see pages of these girls in the results and that's why everyone assumes its only some weird fetish.

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