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hey guyss I just wanted to show offf my new ribbon mic it'ss quite sensitivvve *pop* *pop*
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 15:18 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTZqX4WWz4E
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 16:40 |
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Millsy posted:ASMR is possibly the thing on the internet I hate the most. Every noise that leaves me grinding my teeth is available as a 10 hour video on Youtube for bad people to listen to. hmm this is really just as strange as people that like asmr
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 19:51 |
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not really, no. Here's a 20 minute video of someone whispering to you about dart frogs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh-mJ_96nNo
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 19:57 |
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EVIL NOONER posted:hmm this is really just as strange as people that like asmr you're words just opened my eyes... *strokes goatee*
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 19:59 |
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Some of em asmr girls got huge friggin boobs!
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 20:01 |
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Millsy posted:ASMR is possibly the thing on the internet I hate the most. Every noise that leaves me grinding my teeth is available as a 10 hour video on Youtube for bad people to listen to. could you like... record yourself grinding your teeth and upload somewhere asking for a freind
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 20:53 |
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insulated staircase posted:lullabies for broken lonely grownups
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 22:04 |
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No doubt there are people who jack off to ASMR vids but that's kinda a whole other thing if you wanna get into conflating quiet lullaby intimacy time with shooting loads some oedipal poo poo there
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 22:06 |
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paging smythe to post about his asmr experiences
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 22:09 |
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It is a fetish.
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 22:17 |
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Cocksmith posted:i'm cool with asmr as long as it's hot chicks doing it.
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 22:36 |
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is there like, asmr of puss noises
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 22:41 |
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Zzulu posted:is there like, asmr of puss noises Hmmm... I would also like to know this...
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 22:45 |
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Go swirl your finger in a jar of mayo
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 22:52 |
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Better Fred Than Dead posted:Go swirl your finger in a jar of mayo lol if you dont do this anyway
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 23:40 |
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These girls do a lot of requests, let's get some Anne Frank ASMR going. Lots of whispering, writing sounds, paper shuffling, creaky floorboards - it'll be a huge hit.
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 23:52 |
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Junk posted:could you like... record yourself grinding your teeth and upload somewhere Sure just give me a min... ohhh you cheeky devil. I don't think I'll be doing that. No sir.
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 02:08 |
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I couldn't find any teeth grinding asmr but there's a lot of dentist asmr and I think that's even more upsetting :/
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 02:22 |
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hello, my fetish is listening to women brushing their teeth and using dental tools, and also I am a serial sex-murderer
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 02:24 |
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at least you cleaned up your act
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 04:24 |
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oh my god
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 04:27 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:It is a fetish. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM3fX7_rdXw Shifty gimbal fucked around with this message at 04:38 on Oct 28, 2016 |
# ? Oct 28, 2016 04:33 |
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asmr, more like smdb....
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 06:12 |
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If you watched an ASMR video for more than 1 minute (60 seconds) you are a loser and should remain a shut in to not spread your busted DNA to the rest of the population.
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 06:30 |
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I guess I can see the asmr stuff, though it seems kind of unintentionally funny to me. I just don't get what the demand for stuff like a smoke detector going off for an hour is. I do love the comments section on that video, though. One exception? Alan's Psychedelic Breakfast by Pink Floyd. That sounds delicious as poo poo.
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 06:36 |
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I mumble and eat french fries all the time but you don't see me making a series of semi-lucrative youtube videos out of it
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 06:38 |
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Take your dick and beat the devil out of it
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 06:47 |
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That is a pretty dedicated parody.
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 07:08 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld8aovWLBmI
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 00:24 |
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Sucks to your asmr piggy
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 00:26 |
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i always noticed that if i was in a really quiet room like a doctor's office for instance and the nice doctor was speaking softly to me i'd get lil tinglies on my head, or if i was in class and there was a test goin on and we were all quietly scritchin and scratchin our pencils upon papers i'd get those cool tinglies then too. sometimes when i first met a new person and we were sitting and chitchattering i'd tingle up and down my scalp and i knew i'd met a good person. i called it my spidey sense because it felt like good cool chill vibes to me and whenever i felt my spidey sense tingle it meant things were a-ok, buds of course internet people had to come along and take the cool childhood thing i enjoyed and turn it into a fetishised masturbatory aid
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 00:31 |
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it sucks, at first i was like "holy poo poo, there's a name for this thing i experience? it happens to other people too? cool!! let me read on... huh ok it's mostly just guys cumming to videos of girls rubbing hair brushes"
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 00:34 |
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it's not spidey sense it's autism sorry you had to find out this way
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 01:36 |
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asmr porn. wank away http://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=asmr
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 19:08 |
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is it just normal porn but the volume is cranked real low and put through a filter so it sounds like someone making real bad whispers up in your ears
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 19:09 |
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it's a weird sex thingg op
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 20:39 |
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i don't think it's porn despite goons insisting it is all the time though is it isn't it just certain audio triggers or whatever give you those tingles down your spine and they want to replicate that?
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 21:21 |
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Its p.cool when your with a chick (or dude whatever) and they're whispering into your ear because they like you and poo poo but some smelly looking hippy pretending to be a loving alien on youtube is weird af
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 22:28 |
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Moridin920 posted:i don't think it's porn despite goons insisting it is all the time though is it There's asmr, which yes is relaxing audio and visual triggers, and then there's girlfriend simulators where they whisper sweet nothings into your headphones. A handful of the "girlfriend simulator" Youtubers dance the line of being actually good at creating the sensation but for every one that is good at it there are like 5 copiers that know that they can just whisper ramble and be pretty on camera and get a lot of subscribers. Anyone who is curious about asmr will see pages of these girls in the results and that's why everyone assumes its only some weird fetish.
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# ? Oct 30, 2016 00:30 |