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best way : omelette style w/ peppers and cheese second best : over easy third best : "man in a hat" - cooked into a slice of toast w/ parmesean 
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I inject eggs with concrete and then throw them at children if I miss I run after them and smoosh them in the face sometimes I bite my own tongue
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a whole buncha crows posted:I eat as many eggs as I can until I'm sick then try and beat my high score (5 eggs)
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HotSoapyBeard posted:Double shot of Kahlua, one raw egg topped with beer down in one. 6 in a row is my best That's almost a vile as the guy who used to order scotch and milk from me back when I was a bartender
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My parents have chickens and are always giving me and my brother eggs, so I eat a ton of eggs. I like hardboiled, over easy, and omelettes the most. I eat over easy the least though. Hardboiled eggs are a great snack or part of a quick breakfast with some fruit or something and omelettes are just so drat easy that I rarely do the over easy anymore.
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Sheep-Goats posted:That's almost a vile as the guy who used to order scotch and milk from me back when I was a bartender Don't people who have ulcers do that? Honest question.
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Nov 12, 2016 20:53
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I can juggle up to a dozen eggs blindfolded
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King of Bees posted:Don't people who have ulcers do that? Honest question. I don't know I wish he died
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a whole buncha crows posted:I can juggle up to a dozen eggs blindfolded I'm calling BS. Maybe 10, maybe 13. But 12? Cmon man.
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on a stick of course https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=143Rs6q_sBo
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Painted fanciful colours!
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over easy, however hard boiled is very nice for the portability factor.
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i like simple things
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for breakfast I enjoy scrambled eggs very much, but my favorite form of egg is the very delicious soft-boiled egg that's been soaking up the broth in a large piping hot bowl of ramen and when you split it open the egg just jizzes out hot steaming yellow yolk everywhere and uuunnnnnh i'll brb
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Sheep-Goats posted:That's almost a vile as the guy who used to order scotch and milk from me back when I was a bartender Why not try swapping the red bull in a jaegerbomb for milk to make a jaegermoo!
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Theyre all good by me, scrambled, fried, hard-boiled, whatever. Love me some eggs. Omelets are my fav though, some peppers onions and chorizo, gently caress
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King of Bees posted:I'm calling BS. Maybe 10, maybe 13. But 12? Cmon man. a bakers dozen
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Hell, a big ol omelet, a bag of golden flake hot chips and some grapico and im in heaven
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HotSoapyBeard posted:They're not so bad unless you get a double yolker... 
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Overeasy, scrambled with cheese or omelette. Death to any other way of cooking eggs
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artificially stocked lake posted:Overeasy, scrambled with cheese or omelette. Death to any other way of cooking eggs if u dont like eggs benny/poached eggs youre a freakin scumbag hope this helps 
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Chinatown posted:if u dont like eggs benny/poached eggs youre a freakin scumbag hope this helps 
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last egg i had was in a carbonara
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How did we ever find out that eggs are tasty? Oh look, something just fell out of that chicken's vagina, better try eating it!
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spud posted:How did we ever find out that eggs are tasty? Oh look, something just fell out of that chicken's vagina, better try eating it! Idk man I think eggs look exactly like food
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Nov 12, 2016 22:29
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spud posted:How did we ever find out that eggs are tasty? Oh look, something just fell out of that chicken's vagina, better try eating it! A primitive human saw an animal eat an egg and thought "animal eat egg, man eat egg" hth
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Nov 12, 2016 22:33
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I like mine with a kiss, op.
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Balut style
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I came in here with a bunch of strong statements to make about eggs, but it seems you guys have covered everything. Good work. I'm off to the bad pizza thread, wish me luck.
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spud posted:How did we ever find out that eggs are tasty? Oh look, something just fell out of that chicken's vagina, better try eating it! someone caught a wild chicken that was half pregnant and nearly ready to lay an egg. he cooks up said chicken and notices the egg inside is pretty good too *gets the idea to follow chickens around and steal their eggs*
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Nov 12, 2016 23:00
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Scrambled, in a pan you just used to cook bacon. Leave about half the grease and all of the bacon flecks in the pan. Chopsticks are an ideal scrambling utensil.
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Unfertilized.
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Prepared by Guy Fieri and eaten by Smash Mouth
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With ice cream
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Over easy on toast with two slices of chopped ham and a slice of cheddar. Drown in tapatio or tobasco.
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no fethers
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Hard boil them, peel the shell off, then pickle for a couple weeks.
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Scrambled, over easy, poached, boiled, or pickled. Eggs are really versatile. Usually, I like them straight out of my own chickens' buttholes and into a skillet or pot or whatever. Fresh eggs are awesome.
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Invisible Handjob posted:ugh i've eaten a lot of nasty poo poo If I'm ever tricked into biting down on a balut egg I will kill the person who tricked me. Then I will kill myself, because that'll be preferable to waking up screaming every night for the rest of my life.
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