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90s Solo Cup: Feb 22, 2011; To understand the cup
He must become the cup

I wanna ride that rear end.

:synpa:

# ? Nov 18, 2016 18:47

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# ? May 26, 2024 13:29

DONKEY SALAMI: Jun 28, 2008; donkey? donkey?

This thread makes me nostalgic

# ? Nov 18, 2016 18:49

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

FedEx Mercury posted:

This isn't even a dad joke, it's like kindergarten level wit. I expect better from GBS.

well now you are being ableist thanks a lot for bringing hate to gbs and for the record i didnt go to kindergarten

# ? Nov 18, 2016 18:52

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

a whole buncha crows posted:

well now you are being ableist thanks a lot for bringing hate to gbs and for the record i didnt go to kindergarten

I hate you

# ? Nov 18, 2016 18:52

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

hows the thread going?

# ? Nov 18, 2016 18:56

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

a whole buncha crows posted:

hows the thread going?

Happy lookin rear end

# ? Nov 18, 2016 19:13

Macasaurus: Oct 12, 2012

i wonder how difficult keeping an rear end is
im sure it poops everywhere but is it like a horse where you have to scrape out its dick and lance puss from its hooves regularly

# ? Nov 18, 2016 19:22

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Macasaurus posted:

i wonder how difficult keeping an rear end is
im sure it poops everywhere but is it like a horse where you have to scrape out its dick and lance puss from its hooves regularly

you dont need to groom your rear end is something i know

# ? Nov 18, 2016 19:27

plain blue jacket: Jan 13, 2014; IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Dammmn chickit that assss

# ? Nov 18, 2016 19:37

bag em and tag em: Nov 4, 2008

I think that's a healthy rear end. I do wish it was a picture of a magnificent lady butt though. That's a more pleasing rear end to see. Still... it's good.

# ? Nov 18, 2016 19:38

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

bag em and tag em posted:

I think that's a healthy rear end. I do wish it was a picture of a magnificent lady butt though. That's a more pleasing rear end to see. Still... it's good.

# ? Nov 18, 2016 19:39

Creamed Cormp: Jan 8, 2011; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

loving garbage OP, voted 1

# ? Nov 18, 2016 19:44

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Creamed Cormp posted:

loving garbage OP, voted 1

thanks your vote matters (not)

# ? Nov 18, 2016 19:45

Xtra Innings Lovin: Nov 11, 2016

Voting this 4. I have a "hot chick" thread forthcoming FYI. It will not at all be what people would be expecting

# ? Nov 19, 2016 00:04

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

im the hairy butthole :downsa:

# ? Nov 19, 2016 00:07

AEMINAL: May 22, 2015; barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Pastry Mistakes posted:

How dare you

# ? Nov 19, 2016 00:46

Berious: Nov 13, 2005

a whole buncha crows posted:

me right now but the flowers are '5's

The rear end looks very thoughtful.

He's a wise rear end.

# ? Nov 19, 2016 00:48

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

#notmypresident

# ? Nov 19, 2016 00:50

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

thread delivered in the way I expected it to gonna go with :five:

# ? Nov 19, 2016 03:33

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

hello from the rear end chamber

# ? Nov 19, 2016 03:50

klapman: Aug 27, 2012; this char is good

do you think this is funny you insipid motherfucker?

"haha you thought you were gonna see a good rear end, maybe an rear end you could learn to love, to nurture, to frolick with in the beautiful meadows of life and the universe? nah its a donkey, haha, cause donkey means rear end".

I cant loving believe you, you idiot, you cockroach. You bargain bin motherfucker. I'd say you were the steel reserve of people but steel reserve has CLASS for its $1.19 purchase price, something you could never hope to obtain, you wastrel.

gently caress you.

e: ok this isn't a real edit but I thought it would be best to mention that I did not use insipid in its proper word terminology, and while I apologize for that to the good people of the Something Awful forums I sure as poo poo don't apologize to you, whatever your name is OP, you lowlife scumsuck poo poo. No offense. have a good night

# ? Nov 19, 2016 04:03

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

klapman posted:

do you think this is funny you insipid motherfucker?

"haha you thought you were gonna see a good rear end, maybe an rear end you could learn to love, to nurture, to frolick with in the beautiful meadows of life and the universe? nah its a donkey, haha, cause donkey means rear end".

I cant loving believe you, you idiot, you cockroach. You bargain bin motherfucker. I'd say you were the steel reserve of people but steel reserve has CLASS for its $1.19 purchase price, something you could never hope to obtain, you wastrel.

gently caress you.

e: ok this isn't a real edit but I thought it would be best to mention that I did not use insipid in its proper word terminology, and while I apologize for that to the good people of the Something Awful forums I sure as poo poo don't apologize to you, whatever your name is OP, you lowlife scumsuck poo poo. No offense. have a good night

lol look at this effort post guys, lets all point ant laugh!

# ? Nov 19, 2016 04:05

klapman: Aug 27, 2012; this char is good

glowstick party tonight posted:

lol look at this effort post guys, lets all point ant laugh!

of course i put effort into it ive drunk a shitload of vodka (alone ofc) and you can't post anything legible unless you put effort into it at this point so gently caress you for trying to make me look BAD

e: but hey im cool haha lets be chill. NOT you dumb fucker. burn in hell

# ? Nov 19, 2016 04:07

Nick Rivers: Nov 23, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFZj6Fnq4G4

# ? Nov 19, 2016 04:23

Fiend: Dec 2, 2001

a whole buncha crows posted:

me right now but the flowers are '5's

Asses are the capybaras of mules

# ? Nov 19, 2016 04:26

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

Yeeeeah I knew this was gonna be a real hot piece before I even clicked so 5

# ? Nov 19, 2016 04:30

soupbone sal: Oct 29, 2016

glowstick party tonight posted:

lol look at this effort post guys, lets all point ant laugh!

I enjoyed it so I will abstain.

# ? Nov 19, 2016 04:32

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

fingerbnging just came to mind ha

# ? Nov 19, 2016 04:35

Xtra Innings Lovin: Nov 11, 2016

klapman posted:

do you think this is funny you insipid motherfucker?

"haha you thought you were gonna see a good rear end, maybe an rear end you could learn to love, to nurture, to frolick with in the beautiful meadows of life and the universe? nah its a donkey, haha, cause donkey means rear end".

I cant loving believe you, you idiot, you cockroach. You bargain bin motherfucker. I'd say you were the steel reserve of people but steel reserve has CLASS for its $1.19 purchase price, something you could never hope to obtain, you wastrel.

gently caress you.

e: ok this isn't a real edit but I thought it would be best to mention that I did not use insipid in its proper word terminology, and while I apologize for that to the good people of the Something Awful forums I sure as poo poo don't apologize to you, whatever your name is OP, you lowlife scumsuck poo poo. No offense. have a good night

OP's name is Nation and he is to be treated with respect. :argh:

# ? Nov 19, 2016 04:40

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

accoring to websters, to thrump someone is to insert a thumb inside their anus from a crouching position. just popped into my head just then haha

# ? Nov 19, 2016 04:41

Tired Moritz: Mar 25, 2012; wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

_{_{(n o i c e)}}

a whole buncha crows posted:

hows the thread going?

dang that cute

# ? Nov 19, 2016 05:56

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

FedEx Mercury posted:

This isn't even a dad joke, it's like kindergarten level wit. I expect better from GBS.

Hey, it may be kindergarten humor, but it is pure, unfiltered kindergarten humor.

# ? Nov 19, 2016 07:27

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

genesplicer posted:

Hey, it may be kindergarten humor, but it is pure, unfiltered kindergarten humor.

its weird remembering the days before civil rights when it was normal to filter the diarrhea of kindergardeners and sell the vials to eugenics labs

# ? Nov 19, 2016 07:30

naem: May 29, 2011

# ? Nov 19, 2016 09:57

Booty Pageant: Apr 20, 2012

now THIS is a thread i can get BEHIND

# ? Nov 19, 2016 10:02

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

naem posted:

mods/??!

# ? Nov 19, 2016 12:25

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.