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Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

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Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Ugh! *shudders involuntarily* NO THANKS

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

drowned in pussy juice posted:

Ugh! *shudders involuntarily* NO THANKS

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

small spiders are fine, and neat to watch. i've let little jumping spiders run around on my hands before and stuff, and watched daddy longlegs eat a fly (ys i know they arent technically spiders you goony gently caress)

big spiders give me a major case of the willies though. if i find out someone owns a tarantula or whatever i am physically uncomfortable being in their house

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTHDIWAWU4

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
https://youtu.be/-3f99HhlpTo

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
this one gets pretty cool like 4 minutes in when you can see the orbweaver throwing loving nets upon nets of silk on the huntmans legs

https://youtu.be/-xrYV_a5FZs

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Palps

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
https://youtu.be/1560DOYU_AY

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
forgot I made this thread, thanks for thinking a lot about spiders dr. dogballs jr., I really appreciate it and every single post you've made

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

ArtIsResistance posted:

forgot I made this thread, thanks for thinking a lot about spiders dr. dogballs jr., I really appreciate it and every single post you've made

well, it is the appropriate megathread for him to think about spiders in

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

this one gets pretty cool like 4 minutes in when you can see the orbweaver throwing loving nets upon nets of silk on the huntmans legs

https://youtu.be/-xrYV_a5FZs

I like how the huntsman keeps shrugging off the nets like gently caress that but the orb weaver has infinite nets and just keeps webbing and even though the huntsman has no escape he's not gonna be taken by some loving orb spider

OMGVBFLOL posted:

well, it is the appropriate megathread for him to think about spiders in

that's true but now I'm thinking spider posts should be spread around the forums like a glistening clutch of spider eggs

naem
May 29, 2011

land crabs

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

naem posted:

land crabs



Land crab.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
I'm tired of this pro-spider propaganda.

FACT: Spiders suck

FACT: Spiders are assholes

FACT: Spiders want you to die

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Zorodius posted:

I'm tired of this pro-spider propaganda.

FACT: Spiders suck

FACT: Spiders are assholes

FACT: Spiders want you to die

don't talk poo poo to my friend

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

ArtIsResistance posted:

forgot I made this thread, thanks for thinking a lot about spiders dr. dogballs jr., I really appreciate it and every single post you've made

:3: youre welcome i just really like spids

OMGVBFLOL posted:

well, it is the appropriate megathread for him to think about spiders in

would that i had a peener friend

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Zorodius posted:

I'm tired of this pro-spider propaganda.

FACT: Spiders suck

FACT: Spiders are assholes

FACT: Spiders want you to die

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
The doctor









............................................. Is in

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Spiders are cool and good. Smaller ones I like to leave alone and let them do their thing inside the house, especially in the kitchen. Bigger ones I carefully escort outside, either catching them barehanded or using a bag or something if the spider is really big.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
ha ha wow spiders are cute and good allies! *doesn't notice cocoon wrapping around face*

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
"Spiders only sometimes kill you or make you sick" - What a great deal! I'm going to shake hands with a spider today!

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
lol if you don't learn which varieties(likely 2-3) of spider around you to avoid and which are tasty treats, like mushrooms

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

would that i had a peener friend

so true, peeners make awesome pets. my folks have one.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
I like spider threads, its good to look at spider whenever you are afraid of em. Makes them less scary. So keep em coming doc.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Andrew Legion: Now! At Last! Luigi is here! True challenge!
Waluigi, Tatanga, Peyton Polton: Luigi.... what from?
Bombkoobm: Mario's House
Andrew Legion: Right!
Two Hours later
Andrew Legion: Pick one! Ghosts or Boos or Spiders or Evil Clowns or Large Dragons
Pdwstocklocks: Spiders
Bombkoobm: Spiders
Andrew Legion: Spiders... Go!
Luigi: (Worried) Dark Room? I don't like it
Luigi: (Nervous) Worst Place ever.... Not Funny [Destroyer Team Evil Grin]
Destroyer Team: (Evil Grin) Spiders! Spiders! Spiders!
Spider: BOO!
Luigi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Screaming) [Scared]
Destroyer Team: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (Andrew Legion and Waluigi and Pdwstocklocks and Urdnot Dagg and Bombkoobm and Tatanga and Peyton Polton Laughing)

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dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
I was bitten by a black widow spider once, but I don't hold a grudge. I still like spiders in general.

Also all the spiders wearing water hats are loving cool. Thanks for posting them Dr Dogballs jr

Lemon
May 22, 2003

I don't mind thinking about most spiders, big ones or little ones im quite happy to have crawling about up there

But that loving spider in the video where it is trying to bury itself in the sand is not welcome, it makes me feel sick to think of it

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

naem
May 29, 2011

Spiders are vampires if you think about it

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
thought about not sure I'm seeing the similarities other than vampires are cool dudes and so are spiders

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

This is the time of year that my house becomes a wolf spider hotel.

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
exaggerated arachnaphobia on the internet is even worse than ironic bacon worship

naem
May 29, 2011

ArtIsResistance posted:

thought about not sure I'm seeing the similarities other than vampires are cool dudes and so are spiders

They have big fangs and bite and suck out body juices for a living

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

naem posted:

They have big fangs and bite and suck out body juices for a living

Seeing as they convert every goddamn thing to a nutritious slurry before slurping it up they're a bit more hardcore than some pussy hemovore

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh



I'm the Tobelerone bar

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Why do they put water drops on their heads

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

SeXReX posted:

exaggerated arachnaphobia on the internet is even worse than ironic bacon worship

and yet somehow you bravely soldier on, an inspiration to us all

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