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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:Slippers filled with whiskey shooters You do it in such a way that the only the person who receives the slippers know there is whiskey in them, otherwise everyone will steal the slippers.
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The Pig With #3 Painted On It
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Nov 29, 2016 05:34
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 The evilest possible gift.
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Nov 29, 2016 05:48
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I just bought my secret santa recipient a ten dollar winter scarf and a bottle of Baileys hth
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Zev posted:I go to mine because they cater really good food. You should get a job that pays enough to eat well. And not grovel at ur bosses tit for a shrimp scampi 🍤
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Nov 29, 2016 19:46
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A CD of surf music classics and/or a dashboard hula girl.
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Last year I got these: https://www.amazon.com/Set-Ten-Finger-Hands-Puppets/dp/B00OACD9CU/ref=pd_sim_21_4?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=NY43VY58TBD3FSRHZN35 and this year I'm going to do the same thing.
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Nov 29, 2016 21:06
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I'd go with two handicorns and a bottle of popov
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Nov 29, 2016 21:13
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That's meant for the guy who has mormons
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Nov 29, 2016 21:15
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Ork of Fiction posted:
Wuts this?
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Nov 29, 2016 21:35
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they're healthful magnets, you swallow them one by one and they drag out all of the impurities in your digestive tract
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Nov 29, 2016 21:36
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Bip Roberts posted:Wuts this? A healthy and nutritious snack
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Nov 29, 2016 21:37
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for real? 
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Nov 29, 2016 21:38
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People who get booze at this sort of thing are probably the people who don't know what pizza to order when stangers are coming over so they order a Supreme. What you really want is to cruise local shops for something dumb like a concrete statue that looks like a dick, or some hippy store has a guide to herbal teas that open your chakras signed by the author, goldmines like that. If you need webazon help: Uranium ore (it's a relatively harmless sample for testing geiger counters ya dummy, but don't tell anyone): https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM OXO Easy Grip Spoon: https://www.amazon.com/OXO-Easy-Grip-Spoon-Weighted/dp/B00768IX12 That sort of thing. Mozi posted:they're healthful magnets, you swallow them one by one and they drag out all of the impurities in your digestive tract Every year literally some children die from swallowing magnets. The magnets latch onto each other or something else on the way down, pinch the lining, and either cause internal ruptures or whatever sort of fun. Tiny strong magnets are the most likely to be ingested and cause problems.
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A treated cow hide It seems like a bullshit gift and smells really strong, but the craft possibilities are endless once you get it home! 
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Nov 29, 2016 22:52
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the chicken mcnugget patent
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Nov 29, 2016 23:06
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go find an Indian grocery store/cash&carry they have lots of useless poo poo!
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Nov 29, 2016 23:09
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I bet you can still buy Blockbuster gift certificates off eBay
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I have a horrible, creepy clown that I "won "last year. To be honest, it gives me good memories... besides it being so terrible. My dilemma is this. Should I stuff an awesome gift into the clown box or stuff the clown into an awesome box? I am really torn. 
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