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it's called a laptop because you set it on your lap and you can also spin it really fast
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Jun 12, 2024 15:16
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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Help computer!
It's an old meme op. I hope it helps
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Dec 12, 2016 14:12
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- monkay
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10 print "hello world"
20 goto 10
run
hey op, I hope that didn't break your computer or anything, my hacking gets away from me sometimes. anyhow, just use that code, and when they say "hey, that's just BASIC!", nod smugly and say "of course it is! it's the implementation you don't see that was complicated!". guaranteed C+ at least, if you can pull off a convincing bullshit talker act.
Hehe hehe
Hahaha haha!
Lookit this guy and his "spaghetti code" someone get me a fork!
I feel like I'm in old Italy or something, I mean what kind of amature uses "goto" have you ever even heard of ethical programing?
What a "n00b" what a "newbie" can you believe this guy?
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Dec 12, 2016 14:26
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- monkay
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There's nothing funny about taking one's education seriously friend.
Make sure you don't make any rookie mistakes and write hollow world or something
Fortunately "hollow world" should be an answer on my Lizard Men Among Us final
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Dec 12, 2016 14:30
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BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
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I have a contracts final in 7 hours I hope I get some sleep
offer+ acceptance + consideration + slow rotation = byob contract
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Dec 12, 2016 14:51
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I have a contracts final in 7 hours I hope I get some sleep
Okay class, in this cluttered room are no fewer than 8 different objects that are contaminated with hep C. You have one hour to find as many as you can and contract it.
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Dec 12, 2016 15:22
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Really the test should be a few weeks after the contracting, if you don't wait out the incubation period you might get a false negative
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Dec 12, 2016 15:23
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- Farecoal
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the PSU is the powerhouse of the computer
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Dec 12, 2016 15:47
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- MrWillsauce
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hey what is that big box that's attached to the computer that the mouse and keyboard plug into?
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Dec 12, 2016 16:55
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- Farecoal
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that's where the computer operator lives. that's why you should kick or shake your computer if it freezes, because it means they've fallen asleep
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Dec 12, 2016 17:15
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- monkay
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CPU is the coal processing unit of the computer, hence why they get so dang warm
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Dec 12, 2016 18:27
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- FluffieDuckie
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did you pass your finals?
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Dec 12, 2016 18:48
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- POOL IS CLOSED
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I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
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how did your exam go byobber?
brought 2 u by Manifisto, mastercraftsposter of sigs
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Dec 12, 2016 18:49
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as an arts major help me relate. are you making a self portrait?
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Dec 12, 2016 19:05
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- alnilam
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It's like an exam for your computer graphics class but without the graphics
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Dec 12, 2016 19:06
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- MrWillsauce
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instead of a paint brush there's a keyboard
just imagine painting with a keyboard...
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Dec 12, 2016 19:20
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- monkay
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as an arts major help me relate. are you making a self portrait?
Imagine describing a painting to a blind/deaf person who then has to recreate it with half a box of crayons
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Dec 12, 2016 20:26
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- MrWillsauce
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can I get some more computer humor
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Dec 12, 2016 20:45
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- FactsAreUseless
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You think finals are bad? Try passing a kidney stone, hachi machi! Wa wa wa!
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Dec 12, 2016 21:44
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- monkay
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can I get some more computer humor
C++'s name is a reference to the C language and the ++ operator which means to increment by one, therefore implying C++ is the "higher" version of C, hahahahha
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Dec 12, 2016 21:47
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- monkay
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Also, the exam went well, what score did I get?  idk hasn't been graded yet
Pretty sure it was my best test of the class though, so yay!
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Dec 12, 2016 21:48
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so when do you start your job in the bit mines op
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Dec 12, 2016 23:56
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- Rushi
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Actually I got an 88% on my html/css final so I'm kinda more qualified than when I last posted.
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Dec 13, 2016 00:19
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- monkay
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so when do you start your job in the bit mines op
As per family tradition I start in the bit mines after preserving my virginity for 21 years
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Dec 13, 2016 01:44
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- MrWillsauce
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just 21?
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