I've never seen The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)

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Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Kuato posted:

Get a load of Mr Movie over here

sorry i forgot to add im-a-db

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spank my snatch: Jun 4, 2009

yeah pussy's pussy

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Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

i want to make fucks with 90's gina davis

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a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

i want to make fucks with 90's gina davis

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Shawn: Feb 6, 2003; I yiffed two people at once and all I got was laughed at.

Watch Kiss Kiss Bang Bang instead.

# ? Jan 3, 2017 17:43

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

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# ? Jan 3, 2017 17:47

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

Shawn posted:

Watch Kiss Kiss Bang Bang instead.

watch both

but watch Long Kiss first

# ? Jan 3, 2017 17:49

MeatwadIsGod: Sep 30, 2004; Foretold by Gyromancy

That one part where they shoot the icy lake to soften their fall was dope. That's all I remember OP

# ? Jan 3, 2017 19:35

Illavick: Sep 15, 2012; WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE

It's a good easy watching movie like die hard or lethal weapon. Just put it on in the background while doing something else and it works really well. If you wanna get into some poo poo though, go with True Romance.

# ? Jan 3, 2017 20:59

Blazing Ownager: Jun 2, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

A misanthrope posted:

i love shane black i love geena davis i love samuel l jackson

Make sure to double feature this with her pirate movie

# ? Jan 3, 2017 21:02

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

This movie owns.

Were you born this stupid, or did you take lessons?
I took lessons!

# ? Jan 3, 2017 21:04

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

I think geena Davis is in this what a jaw what a man

# ? Jan 3, 2017 22:29

EvilJoven: Mar 18, 2005; NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?; Fun Shoe

True story I watched this along with my highschool english class because our english teacher thought this movie was a modern take on the gothic style of storytelling.

She fast forwarded through the tasteful sideboob.

# ? Jan 3, 2017 22:37

EvilJoven: Mar 18, 2005; NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?; Fun Shoe

Also it's a good movie and so is her pirate movie. Geena Davis is way underrated.

# ? Jan 3, 2017 22:38

EvilJoven: Mar 18, 2005; NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?; Fun Shoe

Despite that I think my HS English teacher was probably retarded.

# ? Jan 3, 2017 22:40

Uncle Enzo: Apr 28, 2008; I always wanted to be a Wizard

I watched this rebroadcast in like 2003 and I was blown away, like holy crap how have I never heard of this before

OP watch the movie, alone with SO or friends but just watch it

# ? Jan 3, 2017 22:52

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Blazing Ownager posted:

Make sure to double feature this with her pirate movie

Cutthroat island

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Lonos Oboe: Jun 7, 2014

Du-nuhnuh-nuhnuh! gonna shake hands with the man.

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Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

Whoops this isn't the movie where Morgan Freeman shoots a milk carton

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Illavick: Sep 15, 2012; WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE

Gena Davis vs Rene Russo? I say Russo.

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kricfalusi: Jan 4, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

IT'S THE BEST MOVIE THAT HAS EVER BEEN MADE!

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a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

kricfalusi posted:

IT'S THE BEST MOVIE THAT HAS EVER BEEN MADE!

kricfalusi posted:

IT'S THE BEST MOVIE THAT HAS EVER BEEN MADE!

kricfalusi posted:

IT'S THE BEST MOVIE THAT HAS EVER BEEN MADE!

kricfalusi posted:

IT'S THE BEST MOVIE THAT HAS EVER BEEN MADE!

# ? Jan 4, 2017 02:23

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Nathan: Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.

Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?

Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his rear end in a top hat for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay.

# ? Jan 4, 2017 12:49

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

kricfalusi posted:

IT'S THE BEST MOVIE THAT HAS EVER BEEN MADE!

Hey gurf, you ever notice how these movies always have a strong white woman partnering with an average black man who is in a subservient position? They even lampshade it in this movie with a Driving Mrs. Daisy reference, iirc.

# ? Jan 4, 2017 13:10

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

Ork of Fiction posted:

Hey gurf, you ever notice how these movies always have a strong white woman partnering with an average black man who is in a subservient position? They even lampshade it in this movie with a Driving Mrs. Daisy reference, iirc.

Shane Black loves his white-black buddy teamup. he even did it in Iron Man 3

# ? Jan 4, 2017 13:15