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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
What dumbass goes all the way to Buffalo without going to Niagra Falls on the wonderful Candadian side?

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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
It is mid January and Buffalo is almost comfortable. Let's just let that sink in

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
Niagra sounds a bit problematic

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

its just a bunch of water just turn on a tap jeez

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

Namen posted:

Oh yeah. Wings. Duff's has some great wings and they have a few locations. So does the Nine-Eleven Tavern in South Buffalo. Also the Anchor Bar.
For the record this is proper ranking of the best wing places in Buffalo.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

What dumbass goes all the way to Buffalo without going to Niagra Falls on the wonderful Candadian side?

Who the hell wants to go to Canada? They put gravey on french fries there and speak french there.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Dave_Indeed posted:

I have to drive to Buffalo tomorrow for some quick business at a casino's HR office on Tuesday.

Where do I eat and find whores to bang and get pregnant? Should I go putt putt and eat ice cream or just read a book in my hotel?

Post ITT if you know whether or not Buffalo sux or if it rules and why.



buffalo, op

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Who the hell wants to go to Canada? They put gravey on french fries there and speak french there.
gravey and cheese curds and ltos of black pepper on some tasty taters is Really Goood Actually

Namen
Mar 23, 2004
BEES! BEES IN THE CAR! BEES EVERYWHERE!

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

What dumbass goes all the way to Buffalo without going to Niagra Falls on the wonderful Candadian side?

It's nice for sure but very tourist trappy and expensive.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

The Landstander posted:

For the record this is proper ranking of the best wing places in Buffalo.

I went to Duffs by the airport and the wings were frozen poo poo and their sign about how hot their sauce is was baloney. Their hot sauce was weak as gently caress.

The chicken wing soup was good.

In the future I think I would maybe visit some of the little towns on highway 5, and Canadian Niagara Falls, but not Buffalo.

The answer to this thread title was "leave".

Buffalo, New York: 4 out of 10 stars.

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!
Personal confession: I was born in buffalo and grew up in cleveland. I never had a chance :(

The rust belt, it never leaves you. But seriously a foot long chili cheese dog at Teds hot dogs makes it all worthwhile. Skip the famous wing places, they are full of chinese tourists.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

What dumbass goes all the way to Buffalo without going to Niagra Falls on the wonderful Candadian side?

Do they still have tours of the hydro plant at Niagara Falls?

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Yeah every rust belt city looks similar as you're driving up to it. Apparently steel workers didn't give a gently caress what their plants looked like back in the olden days.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Yep. Toledo, Cleveland, Erie, Buffalo...

Does Erie even count as a city anymore? It doesn't have an Apple Store...

dev286
Nov 30, 2006

Let it be all the best.
Wander around downtown on a weekend morning and pretend you're the Omega Man because there is literally no one there

I gather the one thing you can do in Buffalo is drink a lot of beer but I suppose you could do that anywhere

Martin House is cool and good but only if you are an architecture buff

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
come visit us in toronto and the toronto lan thread instead

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Three-Phase posted:

Yep. Toledo, Cleveland, Erie, Buffalo...

Does Erie even count as a city anymore? It doesn't have an Apple Store...

The only Erie I recognize is Erie, Indiana because of that baller tv show from when i was a kid.

Gary, IN is also a good example.

Or Youngstown, OH. Holy poo poo has anyone ever been there? That place is like the wild west.

dev286
Nov 30, 2006

Let it be all the best.

Cry Havoc posted:

come visit us in toronto and the toronto lan thread instead

Yeah for real

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

There's good booze/food and good art/music, but you have to look for it

Go get drunk and watch the Sabres tomorrow night

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Dave_Indeed posted:

Or Youngstown, OH. Holy poo poo has anyone ever been there? That place is like the wild west.

Youngstown: It's More than Crystal Meth! (TM)

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!

Three-Phase posted:

Youngstown: It's More than Crystal Meth! (TM)

Dont you mean "A burgeoning chemical industry!"

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp
They say that in buffalo suicide is redundant

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Vim Fuego posted:

They say that in buffalo suicide is redundant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AqcTMOQGLE

It doesn't help that both sides of Niagara Falls have casinos now

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002
shoulda gone to Gabriel's Gate for wings

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
Pack up your poo poo and get the gently caress out of Buffalo.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Sheen Sheen posted:

shoulda gone to Gabriel's Gate for wings

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Bang some snow bitches

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Come to the 7/11 at elmwood and summer if you want your rear end beat

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Jonathan Fisk posted:

Come to the 7/11 at elmwood and summer if you want your rear end beat

On my way, tell your gas station manager to dial 9-1 and then wait and see what I do to you.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Suck Rex Ryan's dick before he leaves town.

cnut
May 3, 2016

Go to Cancún instead.

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002
hey op there's a bar in Allentown called Cathode Ray, you should go there it really seems like it would be your scene

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Sheen Sheen posted:

hey op there's a bar in Allentown called Cathode Ray, you should go there it really seems like it would be your scene

im ray

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Sheen Sheen posted:

hey op there's a bar in Allentown called Cathode Ray, you should go there it really seems like it would be your scene

Is the bartender Brian O'Blivion?

The_end
May 17, 2014
Asian table bath with a massage.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
You could visit my great-aunt.

Invisible Handjob
Apr 7, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
everyone saying leave is right

upstate new york is probably the most depressing region of the country

failing that get your tourist on at the anchor bar i guess

Marv Hushman
Jun 2, 2010

Freedom Ain't Free
:911::911::911:
I'll go home and get my panties
You go home and get your scanties
And away we'll go
Mmm-mmm-mmm
Off we're gonna shuffle
Shuffle off to Buffalo


OP, seems that even 90 years ago someone concluded that the journey was more fun than this destination.

I say blow outa there and go see some Stieglitz and Man Ray at the Eastman Museum in Rochester.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Buffalo Buffalo buffalo, op.

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mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

OP posted:

What do I do in Buffalo?

Fentanyl.

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