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big black turnout posted:this is also clearly fraudulent as it is not in the correct format nor is it bolded. see the real article below 
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Al! posted:everything's looking up 4 anarchy tbh at the point i might just tear this whole fucken thing down man just fucken burn it all and gently caress this government shiiiiiiit
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I know what you want. I know what you need, either the Fuzz or the Anarchists who bleed them. I will vote in the best interests of SA, I will vote for what you want, and what you need. Vote for me, for release!  Lindsey O. Graham has issued a correction as of 09:03 on Jan 19, 2017 |
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i got an anarchy thing next to my name wtf more u want jfc im the best o both worlds n i will rock both of them
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Turdfuzz posted:i got an anarchy thing next to my name wtf more u want jfc  I thought I told you I like you. I do, you know.
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Also why are the candidates voting this is the worst electoral system I've ever seen
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Scrub-Niggurath posted:Also why are the candidates voting this is the worst electoral system I've ever seen the public already got to vote, maybe you missed it. This is clearly the most superior electoral system ever devised so
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Also, I don't know who these people are thinking they can simply steal my vote. All my votes go to GlyphGryph for this round.
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This is absolutely amazing though.
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2 votes to Al!
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:
hell yea i know it
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GlyphGryph posted:2 votes to Al! shenanigans this. is. shenanigans.
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why im beginnin to think this aint on the level
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everyone knows that cartoon fist stole more votes from me its just a fact and its incredibly obvs to all smart ppl
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im so darn mad im makin this a quintuple post
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 1. The word DADA is not important and does not mean anything. Dada is a word that throws up ideas so that they can be shot down. 2. I am against manifestos as I am against rules and measuring. Approximate instead, like the impressionists 3. To launch a manifesto you have to want A, B and C and fight against 1, 2 and 3. Regrettably everyone does it in this way. I am neither for nor against anything. I hate common sense. 4. A word-based construction often aims for perfect descriptions – these produce boring products. 5. Criticism is useless, it only exists subjectively for every individual. We don’t accept any theories. 6. Novelty means fashionable. Novelty is out of date. Novelty is boring. (cubist, futurist…) I appreciate an old work for its novelty. It is only contrast that links us to the past. Novelty is life. 7. Work should be for the author’s need and benefit alone. Only there can ‘laws’ become significant. 8. Every page should explode because of its profound gravity or vortex, vertigo, newness, eternity, absurdity. 9. Be uncouth, gallop - ride astride hiccups. 10. To explain is to allow your instincts to be manipulated. Explanations are ‘safe’. To explain is to try to ‘win’, and to box, categorise and control life. 11. Don’t believe in Utopianism, Idealism. 12. Business and publicity are also poetic. Propel yourself into the mystery of daily bread (events, material, stuff). 13. Reinstate the circus in the powers of reality and the fantasy of every individual. 14. Don’t be real, rational. Logic doesn’t prove truth - it is illusory, false. We are against thinking, theories, systems. Logic and intelligence restrain your independence. Be foolish, senseless. 15. We aren’t interested in formal ideas generated in the laboratory (eg cubist/futurist). These theoretical ideas don’t make a painting good. The making of art exists in the very eyes of the viewer. 16. Activate simplicity. Be innocent, enthusiastic, supple, malleable. 17. Well considered, well researched work is the product of a journalist. What we need are strong straightforward precise artworks that will be forever misunderstood. 18. Measured against the scale of eternity, every action is in vain. Be aware of your immutability, your incapacity, just make stuff. 19. Abolish memory, archaeology, morals, good manners, prudishness, harmony, sentimentalism. 20. Mix the offensive and the loving. Be contradictory, support the freaks, the irrelevancies. 21. Choosing which philosophy to follow is no more important than choosing which dessert to eat. Thought is a fine thing but ultimately always relative. 22. Morals give rise to charity and pity. This is wrong. Goodness is lucid, clear and resolute, and ruthless towards compromise and politics. 23. It is bored and quarrelling men who invented the calendar and ‘wisdom as remedy’. 24. Even if you look at something from many points of view, there are still millions more that exist. 25. Science tells us we act according to nature and that everything is in order – so removing our responsibilities. 26. Experience is the result of chance and individual abilities. 27. People are sheep and can’t think for themselves. 28. Art does nobody any harm. Open to it, and it will caress you. 29. We want to invent our own words, rhythm vowels consonants. I want to play with them, allow new ones to emerge. 30. Each thing has its word (noun), but this word has become a thing by itself (we forget the thing, and think too much about the word). Let’s use some words out side of your domain of knowledge, let’s bin the labels for everything. |/  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6dNTmfZp0U
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Turdfuzz posted:im so darn mad im makin this a quintuple post 2 votes to squizzle as well
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gimme ur votes mari n ill make u high secretary of weed postin 420 blaze it baby
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Jan 19, 2017 16:37
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what are the candidates positions on the corrupt tyrannical forum mod's unpresidented assault on our god-given right to use obnoxiously tall sigs? i feel this is the great issue of our time
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deadgoon posted:what are the candidates positions on the corrupt tyrannical forum mod's unpresidented assault on our god-given right to use obnoxiously tall sigs? my views are w/e the views u agree w/
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Jan 19, 2017 16:39
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Turdfuzz posted:my views are w/e the views u agree w/ 135 votes to turdfuzz in an unanticipated electoral landslide
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Jan 19, 2017 16:42
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epic high five think o all the early morn hours wed sit round chattin bout those things u know im the candidddate 4 u
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Jan 19, 2017 16:51
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covok im like the only guy who never made fun o u u owe me!!!
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Jan 19, 2017 16:52
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I question the legitimacy of this vote as I am not in the running.
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Jan 19, 2017 16:53
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vote for me and i will skin turdfuzz and wear him as a suit its like getting two presidents at once
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so is the winer gonna take baloognas job or just be like, the most popular or w / e
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Jan 19, 2017 16:55
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the winner will be president
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Jan 19, 2017 16:56
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The mods have assured me that the winner will be granted "any number of Special Responsibilities and Dispensations" in addition to the title of C-Spam President.
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Jan 19, 2017 16:57
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i know americas new prez is an IK so i guess c spunks will match ?
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sounds like the winner gets a bunch o work that i deffo intend to do 4 sure uh huh
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Squizzle posted:the winner will be president look at this just look at it my opponenet is not in touch it is so sad! he knows nothin of opposite day!!!
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GlyphGryph posted:The mods have assured me that the winner will be granted "any number of Special Responsibilities and Dispensations" in addition to the title of C-Spam President. whoever wins, we lose
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deadgoon posted:135 votes to turdfuzz in an unanticipated electoral landslide also it looks like i got the vilerat votes
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deadgoon posted:what are the candidates positions on the corrupt tyrannical forum mod's unpresidented assault on our god-given right to use obnoxiously tall sigs? Playfulness is seen as scandalous by the church. In the past, artists are separated from culture and from each other in competition, as a result of capitalism. our new approach will be one of dialogue and interaction, complete communication. One day, everyone will be an artist, producer and consumer all at once. this will remove the need for 'novelty' in artwork. We can't hold back our energy, we are motivated by a dissatisfaction with technology. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3WkIENVY_M
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i dont see why we cant just have like 5 prezidents
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Turdfuzz posted:i dont see why we cant just have like 5 prezidents i don thave a problem with this as long as all 5 of them are me
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~ur daily life should be a creative, continuously original, delirious, ecstatic experience -- to be alienated and deprived of this is among the most egregious examples of humanity's exploitation by capitalism -- to possibly believe u are living ur best life within the current order is a delusion~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsHtSPub3w8 Mariana Horchata has issued a correction as of 18:15 on Jan 19, 2017 |
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GlyphGryph posted:The mods have assured me that the winner will be granted "any number of Special Responsibilities and Dispensations" in addition to the title of C-Spam President. This is correct.
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will the president be able to launch nukes at pet island
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