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Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Robo Reagan posted:

what are yiu talking about

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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

* kills u with a lord of the rings recreation hobbit sword *

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Dave_Indeed posted:

Why is your dad a dick?

"No swords!"

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I got my brother one of these for his birthday one year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhknaG9ifbs

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
I have eternal hemoraging of the prostate due to my youthful experimentation with sounding, thankfully the Australian medical system is single payer! 😎

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Sheep-Goats posted:

I got my brother one of these for his birthday one year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhknaG9ifbs

I maintain blunt weapons are ideal in a zombie apocalypse scenario due to not worrying about losing an edge

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

luv 2 date boys posted:

I have one of these. It fuckin rules.

A dad? Yeah, dads are pretty good.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Better Fred Than Dead posted:

I maintain blunt weapons are ideal in a zombie apocalypse scenario due to not worrying about losing an edge

You can sharpen an edge pretty well on the bottom of any ceramic coffee mug.

I also like how the armor department at budk sent jerry a letter about this the next day that was like, "Hey good job helping us sell this chainmail you loving dick."

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Sheep-Goats posted:

I got my brother one of these for his birthday one year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhknaG9ifbs

does he spend his time loving up plate armor?

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

When I saw the Chub n tuck ninja warrior super cold long steel samurai sword I had a good chuckle mixed with a gladness for lack of barbarism in the modern day

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
lol

http://www.budk.com/Concealed-Weapon-Permit-Badge-with-Leather-Case-20668

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

holy poo poo lol

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

A misanthrope posted:

holy poo poo lol

what kinda jackass would think thats not extremely irresponsible-



oh a tier 1 operator

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

1gnoirents posted:

what kinda jackass would think thats not extremely irresponsible-



oh a tier 1 operator

i knew a kid who wanted to be a cop really really bad but he was too retarded to make it. and one day he was arrested for, of course, impersonating a cop. he's the target for that thing.

i got my concealed carry permit but i carry it in my velcro ninja turtle wallet

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

[in emergency room, holding bloodied and broken fingers] but Mom, they're practice swords; they're not even real ones!

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

A misanthrope posted:

i knew a kid who wanted to be a cop really really bad but he was too retarded to make it. and one day he was arrested for, of course, impersonating a cop. he's the target for that thing.

i got my concealed carry permit but i carry it in my velcro ninja turtle wallet

clearly a tier 2 low speed scrub itt

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Sheep-Goats posted:

I got my brother one of these for his birthday one year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhknaG9ifbs

"Ya can't take that *heavy breathing* in the noggin!"

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
i got some tiny throwing stars and a loving hulking bowie knife when I was like 12

Mom what the gently caress


A misanthrope posted:

i knew a kid who wanted to be a cop really really bad but he was too retarded to make it. and one day he was arrested for, of course, impersonating a cop. he's the target for that thing.

i got my concealed carry permit but i carry it in my velcro ninja turtle wallet

lmao

Personal Lucubrant
Oct 18, 2016

Just thinking about what to do with all the money I don't have.

myDad posted:

"Ya can't take that *heavy breathing* in the noggin!"

Most accurate representation of how effective a weapon is in a fight: Beat the holy poo poo out of a stationary target with absolutely no technique.

Film it with a bunch of dudebros screaming and grunting. Call it "Deadliest Warrior" :smuggo:

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

myDad posted:

"Ya can't take that *heavy breathing* in the noggin!"

"no one can resist the spike"

I'm a little concerned that no one in these videos knows how to use a sledge hammer though. Even the slightly more athletic nerd at the end didn't know what he was doing. Maybe they wouldn't have had such a hard time breaking ice and tin armor and gotten so sweaty idk.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

satanic splash-back posted:

[in emergency room, holding bloodied and broken fingers] but Mom, they're practice swords; they're not even real ones!

ugh mom it's called a bokken

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

A misanthrope posted:

i knew a kid who wanted to be a cop really really bad but he was too retarded to make it. and one day he was arrested for, of course, impersonating a cop. he's the target for that thing.

i got my concealed carry permit but i carry it in my velcro ninja turtle wallet

lololololol.

Did he grow up to be a security officer at the mall?

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
A made a sword out of a 2x4 in shop class in grade9 but my step brother found it and broke things in the house with it so my dad put it thru the bandsaw

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Dave_Indeed posted:

lololololol.

Did he grow up to be a security officer at the mall?

I think he's too dumb even for that. Late 20s, he lives wth his parents and i see him cruising around walmart checking out underage girls :shrug:

i bet he loves budk tho and has some sick swords

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

I love these, you're supposed to drop your gun and pull them out if you have a gun drawn at someone when the police show up so they don't shoot you.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

that doesn't even have a crossguard loving shameful

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Moridin920 posted:

Moridin920 post -- loving shameful

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012


paging windows98

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Macasaurus posted:

paging windows98

don't give him ideas

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
going budk wild

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

The Muppets On PCP posted:

i got one of these and it tore a few chunks of asphalt out of a parking lot after it got knocked off a table

a++ would recommend brainspiller


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkSW855Q5K4

$20? At that price it's probably better to order than make your own regardless of its actual size or quality.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
My mom won't let me order from budk but I am in the hospital because I can't stop sounding with a rusty old air pump needle.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

The Muppets On PCP posted:

does he spend his time loving up plate armor?

Idk. We busted up this standing rifle case I made out of 3/4 inch plywood with it and the wood had rotted or something and it stank the garage up horribly, also we did it at 1am when we were drunk and the neighbor turned on their light and peered around across the yards because of the horrid banging.

What I most learned of that is "nothing can resist the spike"

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I would like to buy a halberd and possibly use it in a self defense situation because I think I could probably be the first person in US history to kill someone with a halberd

I would not kill a farm animal to get, like, halfway there because that's stupid

I would think about chasing the neighbors free ranging dog out of the yard with the halberd if I caught it making GBS threads out there and if the neighbor had a free ranging dog and if I had a halberd.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Plate armor doesn't help much against maces/clubs anyway.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Imagine a man standing strong in his yard, telling the Feds they have no right to come on his property, with a halberd

Lol

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Moridin920 posted:

Plate armor doesn't help much against maces/clubs anyway.

How thick do you have to be

To resist maces/clubs I mean

Of course

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

You've got to do some real mental gymnastics to justify buying any of this poo poo. I know because I bought this poo poo when I was a kid.

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Sheep-Goats posted:

Imagine a man standing strong in his yard, telling the Feds they have no right to come on his property, with a halberd

Lol

This would actually be the only time it's acceptable to buy something from Budk

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Lil Peeler posted:

You've got to do some real mental gymnastics to justify buying any of this poo poo. I know because I bought this poo poo when I was a kid.

Because of Demon's Souls I want a kilij to hang above the couch, because it is the best

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