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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
'choo doon?

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
im at work at 6 a.m. on a saturday. pour one out for me :rip:

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I'm having a bagel and some coffee. :sludgepal:

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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A misanthrope posted:

im at work at 6 a.m. on a saturday. pour one out for me :rip:

What is your job?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

genesplicer posted:

I'm watching "Game of Thrones" while probating people. It's a real power trip.

lol this is fuckin badass

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

King of Bees posted:

I'm having a bagel and some coffee. :sludgepal:

I made some sausage and eggs. High five duder.

Earlier, I peed in this "first check" flip cup home test to see if I have THC in my system and I do not. Mewow r tlakin

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
Just took a shower. Now I'm getting high and watching Roseanne. Gonna play a video game soon.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

oldpainless posted:

What is your job?

i work down at the dick sucking factory

also i am a news producer

mainly tho i work down at the dick sucking factory

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Hell Yeah posted:

lol this is fuckin badass

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Oct 30, 2009

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A misanthrope posted:

i work down at the dick sucking factory



mainly tho i work down at the dick sucking factory

Y'all hirin?

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

genesplicer posted:

I'm watching "Game of Thrones" while probating people. It's a real power trip.

Hey as long as you're gratuitously abusing your power can I get a probie and the reason is "Off with their heads..." and there's a picture of the Red Queen from American McGee's Alice?

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

A misanthrope posted:

i work down at the dick sucking factory

also i am a news producer

mainly tho i work down at the dick sucking factory

The news is a dick sucking factory.

Do a story on how your butt smells to other people but you like the smell of your butt and you're just going to be you and call it a day.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

oldpainless posted:

Y'all hirin?

maybe. pm me a pic of your lips.


Dave_Indeed posted:

The news is a dick sucking factory.

Do a story on how your butt smells to other people but you like the smell of your butt and you're just going to be you and call it a day.

i will right after im done "researching" this story

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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BRWEAKING NEWS PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS MIND GCONTROL TECHNOLGY

FDFFUCK DJFhdjsjfHSADIHdjhsk

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




im about to go to work and it's cold + snowing

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009

A misanthrope posted:



BRWEAKING NEWS PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS MIND GCONTROL TECHNOLGY

FDFFUCK DJFhdjsjfHSADIHdjhsk

i loving knew it

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy

genesplicer posted:

I'm watching "Game of Thrones" while probating people. It's a real power trip.

:yikes:

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I'm just driving around town trying to find things to do. Otherwise I'll watch previously recorded when I get home till 8 pm and fall asleep.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Im waiting in an autoshop ama

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
I'm in bed bout to get freaky deaky you know what i mean

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

TheSpamalope posted:

I'm in bed bout to get freaky deaky you know what i mean

your going to masturbate in your own filth

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




this is me live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSnRq6iyHKg
kill every single human imo

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I am watching House on Netflix and this evening I will go to the Washington State/Colorado basketball game.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Just put down first payment for my wedding now at a bar having a drink then I'm going to go suck 100 big black dicks.

Nov 18 save the date goons!!

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Nooner posted:

Just put down first payment for my wedding now at a bar having a drink then I'm going to go suck 100 big black dicks.

Nov 18 save the date goons!!

Hmm, lots of good football games that day, I'll just send a gift.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Wishing I was dead

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I'm making a good Alfredo. Pancetta, freshly ground parm, egg, parsely and garlic. Gonna whip it into some linguine. Meow we are talking.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

King of Bees posted:

I'm making a good Alfredo. Pancetta, freshly ground parm, egg, parsely and garlic. Gonna whip it into some linguine. Meow we are talking.

hell yeah!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I have done nothing productive all day and I'll be damned if I do.

I may sushi later. I'll have a drink soon.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

King of Bees posted:

I'm making a good Alfredo. Pancetta, freshly ground parm, egg, parsely and garlic. Gonna whip it into some linguine. Meow we are talking.

:newfap:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Nooner posted:

Just put down first payment for my wedding now at a bar having a drink then I'm going to go suck 100 big black dicks.

Nov 18 save the date goons!!

uh i dont see my invitation??

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Remembering the hilarious "what are you doing?" catchphrase from the early '00s

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Now I'm remembering XiaoXiao

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

watching sonny bono turn into a plant in troll

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Applewhite posted:

Remembering the hilarious "what are you doing?" catchphrase from the early '00s

i remember that!

"heeeeey what are you doin?"

"mourning the death of 3,000 americans killed in a cowardly act of terrorism"

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
Coffee and self loathing

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TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy

Nooner posted:

Just put down first payment for my wedding now at a bar having a drink then I'm going to go suck 100 big black dicks.

Nov 18 save the date goons!!

Aug 13th here buddy :respek:

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