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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
CAn't wait for America to sweep the awards again!! Heck yeah!! USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

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death by computer
Sep 6, 2010

Ork of Fiction posted:

CAn't wait for America to sweep the awards again!! Heck yeah!! USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

We're gonna kick rear end in the Best Foreign Language Film category.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
For those of you participating in the OP contest, I should mentino that I have made one entry where all the choices were selected randomly. Shockingly, those random picks matched mine 11 out of 24 times

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
I'm just a straight man, but these dresses seem like half amazing, half laughably bad this year. How is OCtavia Spencer going to fit into her seat with that hoop-skirt looking contraption? Was that a bone necklace on Jessica Biel?

Emma Stone looking :flame: as always

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I didn't care for Hell of High Water but others seemed to really like it.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I didn't care for Hell of High Water but others seemed to really like it.

Congrats, you've seen a non-animated nominated film, which puts you above like 50% of the people in this thread (including me)

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
Sicario deserves Oscars

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
After 12 Years A Slave won a few years back it came to light that not a small number of people who voted for it admitted to not even having seen it, they just felt they had to.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

500 good dogs posted:

Sicario deserves Oscars

Sicario was rad af and I want Benicio del Toro to pee on me like in the movie.

Same director as Arrival.

SD87
Jun 7, 2011
Ay yo where tom cruise at

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Denzel just answered a question by starting with "I was smart enough to..."

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Drunk Nerds posted:

Denzel just answered a question by starting with "I was smart enough to..."

I thought that was funny and appreciate his inmodesty.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I thought that was funny and appreciate his inmodesty.

I thought he was going somewhere like "I was smart enough to have amazing actors and an amazing script to cover up my inexperience as director" or something he didn't do... but he was all "I was smart enough to take the wonderful cast with me from the theater"

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dave_Indeed posted:

Arrival was p good I just saw it last night.

I got really sad when Abbott was death process.

rip

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
At the very first academy awards a dog was almost nominated for best actor

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
Red Carpet Tittays

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I feel incredibly embarrassed for everyone in the room

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Hector Beerlioz posted:

At the very first academy awards a dog was almost nominated for best actor

Citizen Kane was jeered during the oscars when it was mentioned in the Best Picture nominees

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Jimmy making fun of how no one has seen the movies hehe haha

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Jimmy making fun of how no one has seen the movies hehe haha

The Oscars equivalent of an airplane food joke.

Always true, always hilarious.

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
havent watched the oscars or most of the nominated movies for the past 2 or 3 years.

movies have just been boring as gently caress lately.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
when do they announce best anime

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
or best dog in a supporting role

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
I liked the opening joke, which was something like "I feel a lot of pressure to unite america... I'm not that guy... I'm not Braveheart... Actually, Braveheart is here tonight and he's not going to unite us, either"

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

500 good dogs posted:

when do they announce best anime

Best animated feature will probably be in another hour or so

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Drunk Nerds posted:

I liked the opening joke, which was something like "I feel a lot of pressure to unite america... I'm not that guy... I'm not Braveheart... Actually, Braveheart is here tonight and he's not going to unite us, either"

They are going to show Mel flipping out because Kimmel told him someone ate all his Halloween candy

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Drunk Nerds posted:

I liked the opening joke, which was something like "I feel a lot of pressure to unite america... I'm not that guy... I'm not Braveheart... Actually, Braveheart is here tonight and he's not going to unite us, either"

Okay that's hilarious. Especially considering how at one point Gibson was super beloved

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

I would also have accepted "Blah Blah Bland" OP

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Quantum of Phallus posted:

I would also have accepted "Blah Blah Bland" OP

Awww... man there's nothing like getting out-punned to make me feel low

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Vintimus Prime posted:

Okay that's hilarious. Especially considering how at one point Gibson was super beloved

All you have to do to be 'beloved' in Hollywood is make a picture that makes money.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Khazar-khum posted:

All you have to do to be 'beloved' in Hollywood is make a picture that makes money.

Well, on the one hand, your point is true. On the other hand... hating on Jews in an industry where all 12 major movie studios are owned by Jewish people is pretty :drat:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
We can now say Oscar winning film Suicide Squad

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Drunk Nerds posted:

Well, on the one hand, your point is true. On the other hand... hating on Jews in an industry where all 12 major movie studios are owned by Jewish people is pretty :drat:

Mel is so brave

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
And with that, all 10 contestants in OP contest have missed at least 1 category

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
so has suicide squad seriously won an oscar? lol

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

so has suicide squad seriously won an oscar? lol

It's ok for bad movies to win Oscars on specific things they did well.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

so has suicide squad seriously won an oscar? lol

Best make up. The guy said the award was for all the immigrants.

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


Hector Beerlioz posted:

Best make up. The guy said the award was for all the immigrants.

what a chode.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Best make up. The guy said the award was for all the immigrants.

who did the makeup or what?

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

He's an italian immigrant, and i think he was talking about other italian immigrants

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