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EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
I only listen to old Paula Poundstone stand-up that I ordered from a box of pop tarts when I was 12. Every day.

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Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

wtf is this 128/44 poo poo? sounds like poo poo in my studio

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

500 good dogs posted:

wtf is this 128/44 poo poo? sounds like poo poo in my studio

I think it was meant to add folksy charm to the tracks.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Children see the ads on TV and ask their parents to buy it for them. To top it off their sales are still predominantly in CDs.

http://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/pop-shop/5893932/kidz-bop-nation-inside-the-best-selling-childrens-cd-series

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
Sometimes I close my eyes and make believe the little kids are right there in home goving a little private show. I'm not allowed near real kids any more, so this is the best I can do.

:pedo:

Manchild King
Oct 22, 2010
Misogynistic, self-absorbed, incredibly unfunny asshole. BLOCK ME or I will steal your face for creepy fetish porn!
It's really sad that so much pop music isn't suitable for young kids. In a nicer world Kidz Bop would just be a compilation series of real pop hits that aren't about getting hosed up at the club or loving. This whole industry is trash and just lol if you enjoy any new top 40 tripe over the age of 16.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Manchild King posted:

It's really sad that so much pop music isn't suitable for young kids. In a nicer world Kidz Bop would just be a compilation series of real pop hits that aren't about getting hosed up at the club or loving. This whole industry is trash and just lol if you enjoy any new top 40 tripe over the age of 16.

nice dick

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
it's so kids can listen to music without bad words

http://ytmndbop1.ytmnd.com/

Manchild King
Oct 22, 2010
Misogynistic, self-absorbed, incredibly unfunny asshole. BLOCK ME or I will steal your face for creepy fetish porn!

kazr posted:

nice dick
I don't understand. Is it a new pop song? If so it should be challenging work for the Kidz Bop lyricist.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

all that she wants is another baby
she's gone tommorow
all that she wants is another baby
woah-oh

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

i thought it was an insomniac grandma purchase. don't the commercials run along with the catheter and lawsuit ones?

yes indeed it did. powerchair commercials too :patriot:

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Based on the commercials, I have to assume it's mostly child murderers, and they listen to it to get erections.

entirely possible and probable

Moridin920 posted:

i agree with you OP however I will say that a bunch of kids singing "Hurt" around a campfire is a pretty funny image to me

ya but that's like for a youtube vidya, not a neverending album series

Nolan Arenado posted:

That's all part of the castle kids experience.

castle kids is the hot new song of the century

Snorkzilla posted:

I only listen to old Paula Poundstone stand-up that I ordered from a box of pop tarts when I was 12. Every day.

lol why would paula poundstone have a deal with poptarts?

also didn't she beat her kids or some poo poo?

ScratchAndSniff posted:

Sometimes I close my eyes and make believe the little kids are right there in home goving a little private show. I'm not allowed near real kids any more, so this is the best I can do.

:pedo:

:chloe: to the max

xjohnson
Sep 7, 2006
Johnson?
Young Orc
the parents of the kids are all guaranteed purchases so you only need another 10 sales to be in the black

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
think about this:

its ok to say you want kidz bop, but its not ok to say you want bop from kidz

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

a bone to pick posted:

think about this:

its ok to say you want kidz bop, but its not ok to say you want bop from kidz

to clarify: bop = butt on penis

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

unpleasantly turgid posted:

to clarify: bop = butt on penis

In my day bop was another word for bj

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tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
Obama went down to America he was looking for a soul to steal. He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind and he was willin' to make a deal. When he came across this young kid praying on a church bench and prayin' it hot. And Obama jumped upon a the podium and said: "Boy let me tell you what: "I guess you didn't know it, but I'm the president now. "And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. "Now you pray to god pretty well, boy, but give me the devil my due: "I bet some Obamacare and foodstamps against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you." The boy said: "My name's Johnny and homosexaulity is a sin, "But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos Jesus is the best that's ever been."

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