ITT you are in guacamole bay detention center

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OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

We're going to fill your rear end full of chips, then start beating you till we can't hear the crunch no more

Later we're filling your pisshole full of hot sauce

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1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

My buddy's waitress dreased up like a prostitute and grinded on his cock and smeared period blood on his face and he didnt even want it seriously ill PAY for this but no one is willing for me ??

True story look it up lololol

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

They keep threatening to shut this place down but you know they won't.

# ? Apr 3, 2017 02:14

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

They keep threatening to shut this place down but you know they won't.

They'll shut it down then bring it back with a different address just to be dicks about it

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Blockade: Oct 22, 2008

What really keeps the prisoners down are the guac-dementors. Their mere presence will suck the zestiness out of a room, turning fresh made guac into grey goup.

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JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

Thirsty Girl posted:

i heard its somebodys birthday in this cell

heres your hat and margarita

Will u b my guacamole bae

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paul_soccer10: Mar 28, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Guacamole bay I like it op

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Toadvine: Mar 16, 2009; Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Visit the dunking booth behind the cells, three chances to throw a hunger strike!

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Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

Making a human pyramid ? while wearing blindfolds? what a great way to break the ice and meet people

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Krustic: Mar 28, 2010; Everything I say draws controversy. It's kinda like the abortion issue.

*Being margarita-boarded.*
*Have some fresh chips with no salsa, no queso, no guacamole, nothing.*
*Being serenaded by mariachi's 24/7. When I start to doze off they hook up my testicles to a car battery until I give them a few bucks.*

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phasmid: Jan 16, 2015; Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

The flavor alert has been raised to muy caliente.

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Drunk Nerds: Jan 25, 2011; Just close your eyes; Fun Shoe

If I use nacho cheese as an adhesive, I can stack these naked prisoners much higher!

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fresh_cheese: Jul 2, 2014; MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE

Is this like a Cuervo kinda joint or more like a Patreon kinda joint?

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OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

fresh_cheese posted:

Is this like a Cuervo kinda joint or more like a Patreon kinda joint?

It's an 8ndustrial ethanol being splashed on your balls then set on fire kind of joint

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OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

So Cuervo

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Drunk Nerds: Jan 25, 2011; Just close your eyes; Fun Shoe

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

So Cuervo

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fresh_cheese: Jul 2, 2014; MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

It's an 8ndustrial ethanol being splashed on your balls then set on fire kind of joint

Giggity.

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fresh_cheese: Jul 2, 2014; MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

So Cuervo

Add some hotsauce and we got a Prarie Fire goin. Hell yeah.

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feller: Jul 5, 2006

Streak posted:

Check please.

you can never leave

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OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

fresh_cheese posted:

Add some hotsauce and we got a Prarie Fire goin. Hell yeah.

On you? More like a forest fire

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Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

I noticed an error in the title. It's actually Guantanamo bay, NOT Guacamole.

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Squashing Machine: Jul 5, 2005; I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

cigarette smoking waitress pointing at my dick

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Thirsty Girl: Dec 5, 2015

Michael Bayleaf posted:

I noticed an error in the title. It's actually Guantanamo bay, NOT Guacamole.

Thank you!!

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ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Senor Dog posted:

you can never leave

I don't ever want to! :kiddo:

*humps margarita machine*

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By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

The staff are wise to all our plans ,I think we have a molé in our midst :tinfoil:

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maxe: Sep 23, 2004; BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST

guaca-flocka-flame

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Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

I guess my kids would like to hear Barney the dinosaur

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Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

If I hear that mariachi band play mexican hat dance one more time I'm going to gouge my neck out with a tostada shard.

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Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

Could I get the bunker buster burrito supreme, only with NO guacamole?

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By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

You're withholding the toilet paper?!
That's why you served me the ghost pepper beans!

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Jesus Christ: Jun 1, 2000; mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

you do NOT have the right to an avocat

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Nick Rivers: Nov 23, 2004

Justified imprisonment for crimes against humanity

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fresh_cheese: Jul 2, 2014; MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

On you? More like a forest fire

... are we still talking about my balls?

Yeah?

Giggity giggity.

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Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

can i get a to go box I filled up on chips and also the guard shoved a tube up my nose and pumped me full of ensure

# ? Apr 4, 2017 14:04

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

<runs out of nachos> What? This is inhuman!

# ? Apr 4, 2017 15:04

Toadvine: Mar 16, 2009; Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Bring your kids and neighbors! We can't STRESS this POSITION enough!

# ? Apr 4, 2017 15:41

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Guacamole bay.
come for the great food, stay for the great ~~Satan~~ seitan

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ChickenWyngz: Apr 3, 2015; Got them WMD's! Got that Pandemic!

Looks like the chips are down!

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Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

ChickenWyngz posted:

Looks like the chips are down!

i hate this post and i hate you

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Dandywalken: Feb 11, 2014

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

The staff are wise to all our plans ,I think we have a molé in our midst

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