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*standing up and walking over to the space non-prostitute* "Hello, I'm glad you're not a prostitute. Most prostitutes know nothing about jizz. Would you like to hear my jizz?" ooc: I suspect that she is a space prostitute and am trying to confirm it by plumbing her knowledge of jizz ---------------- |
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cda posted:*standing up and walking over to the space non-prostitute* me, with world-weary look: I know that a jizz solo will run you 15 credits and jizz fusion--the ol' miles davis special-- costs 35 ooc: I have a heart of space gold but you're not going to get it out of me that easy |
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*wipes beard soaked with space ale, now annoyed that it is no longer sufficiently crusty* Announced generally to the bar: "That was the longest space-haul we had. This was back in the time of the - whatcher callem? Jettys? And you know, the Sith Lords." ooc: I'm the old salt of the bar. I am literally made of NaCl and I get real grumpy about inferior salts. Plus, I have like, historically relevant info. "Barkeep! A round of salty dogs for everyone!" ooc: Hey guyz!!! I'm new to this whole star trek thing so I hope you'll make me feel super duper welcome!! NO DRAMA!!! (Insert here: waaay too many emojis). |
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Apr 5, 2017 14:56
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Apr 5, 2017 14:57
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ooc: I'm beginning to realize my mother was a pathological liar who gaslit me from the time I was a little kid, and the way I've dealt with this is by retreating into a fantasy world where I can define the boundaries of reality myself.
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Apr 5, 2017 15:22
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*Sits at the bar talking to anyone nearby and no-one* "AND THEN THEY SAY I NEED A LIVE-IN MECHANIC... ME, A VETERAN OF THE BATTLE OF NABOO... IF THAT MECHANIC TOUCHES ME WITH HIS FILTHY GUNGAN HANDS AGAIN I'LL BLAST HIM" |
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Apr 5, 2017 16:12
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*smokes hookah indifferently* ooc: im the hookah guy ooc: weed joke |
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Apr 5, 2017 16:42
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Apr 5, 2017 16:43
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ooc: or, space weed,I guess. wait...spice? that poo poo you get from kessel? isn't that the Star Wars elicit drug? anyway, the drug joke is supposed to be funny |
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Apr 5, 2017 16:44
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"lol 12 parsecs blaze it" *looks wryly at Han Solo for his reaction* |
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Apr 5, 2017 16:46
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ooc: back guys!! *polishes bar* |
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Apr 5, 2017 16:50
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'Pew pew' how are you? ooc: lol I'm just saying pew not firing my blaster, yet |
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Apr 5, 2017 16:51
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Apr 5, 2017 16:54
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Apr 5, 2017 17:38
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Boba_Fetus posted:*walks in polishing my rad helmet* idk who this guy is, he must be the worlds longest lurker. This post owns.
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gently caress My rear end posted:idk who this guy is, he must be the worlds longest lurker. This post owns. im a bounty Hunter now put your hands up |
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Boba_Fetus posted:im a bounty Hunter now put your hands up im just a harmless twi'lek sex slave ooc: Game masters I now change my character to a twi'lek sex slave.
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Apr 5, 2017 17:45
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Apr 5, 2017 17:47
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gently caress My rear end posted:im just a harmless twi'lek sex slave you best step off hon, this is my territory feel free to slave it up in another bar |
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Apr 5, 2017 17:58
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Boba_Fetus posted:im a bounty Hunter now put your hands up hello bounty hunter! I have the death sentence in 12 systems! You convicted of anything?? |
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Apr 5, 2017 18:03
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OOC: I'm now a teenage anarchist Too my group of fellow anarachists: Yeah, lets listen to some five finger death punch and have a mosh pit in this cantina.
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Macnult posted:I think I'm ready for a drink, though that hookah guy seems to know what's up *pours drink* *polishes bar* *practices blaster shooting by using hand and making pew pew noises* gently caress My rear end posted:OOC: I'm now a teenage anarchist Ah the fabled mosh pit of algarzan, where the dreaded beast lives ooc: did vader leave yet
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joke_explainer posted:hmmm... . o O ( i wonder if there's an internet in this universe... ) ooc: There is a thing called the holonet, like the internet. Vader is gone.
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Apr 5, 2017 18:22
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joke_explainer posted:hello bounty hunter! I have the death sentence in 12 systems! You convicted of anything?? not yet 
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Sitting in the back of the bar filling out the paperwork so I can be wanted in only 10 systems.
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Ooc: As I am a senile B1 Battle Droid, I accidentally downloaded a load of different personality subroutines and accents from the holonet and will occasionally switch to them at random. *I affix my giant glowing exclamation mark aug to my head unit and stand in the middle of the floor space waiting for someone to come near* "Greetings adventurer! I need some Womp Rat skins for umm... reasons. A recipe? Or they're harassing local villagers? Yeah that was it. So bring me 10 Womp Rat pelts and I'll give you some credits and a piece of armour." |
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Apr 5, 2017 20:22
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Apr 5, 2017 20:27
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*clumps in on stubby metal feet, a guttural GONK being issued. the gnk power droid has arrived in the cantina to provide patrons with a convenient power source for all of their mobile device power needs. waddling over to the bar the sand colored metal box on legs seems unconcerned by the going-ons around it, knowing only that it must provide energy to those who might require it.* GONK. GONK. |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:*clumps in on stubby metal feet, a guttural GONK being issued. the gnk power droid has arrived in the cantina to provide patrons with a convenient power source for all of their mobile device power needs. waddling over to the bar the sand colored metal box on legs seems unconcerned by the going-ons around it, knowing only that it must provide energy to those who might require it.* NO DROIDS ALLOWED |
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*saunters up to jukebox and mashes button* ooc: i am a time traveler from the future unwinding from a rough day as a kyber crystal salesman because the imperials have the market cornered and prices are too competitive and i dont have enough star wars bucks to replace a missing part from my malfunctioning time machine so that i can find my way back home to my daughter who is in very much need of care and love and attention
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Apr 5, 2017 21:23
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Apr 5, 2017 21:33
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The doors swing quickly open with a loud BANG! as a lone figure walks in, glances around the room, and gives everyone looking his way a dark, menacing glare. He walks into the back of the cantina, oblivious to all else that may be going on. He searches around for something, and finds what he is looking for. He strides purposefully into the bathroom, walks up to the first empty urinal, and settles himself into place. Tonight he would melt ALL of the ice cubes, he trained for this at the Jedi Academy and he was ready... the Force was with him!
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