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Owlofcreamcheese: May 22, 2005; Can't post for 9 years!; Buglord

What if that is all front page traffic.

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boar guy: Jan 25, 2007

wow, Alexa stats, did i go back in time to 2007

# ? Apr 20, 2017 17:37

Police Automaton: Mar 17, 2009; "You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."

dead - maybe, maybe not

gay - very

# ? Apr 20, 2017 17:43

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

Only when web 2.0 falls and the blistering earnestness of the web falters shall our dead gay website rise to live gaily once more

Trump shall be our salvation

# ? Apr 20, 2017 17:53

Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

I wonder what this place will become once Lowtax finally sells the domain after being broke and penniless and living in a dumpster for five weeks.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 17:56

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

over my dead gay body

# ? Apr 20, 2017 18:31

berth ell pup: Mar 20, 2017; I am a business magnet.

Efexeye posted:

wow, Alexa stats, did i go back in time to 2007

You're posting on something awful so probably.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 18:33

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

these dead gay forums have died and are now gay and dead

# ? Apr 20, 2017 18:38

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

https://web-beta.archive.org/web/*/forums.somethingawful.com/index.php

Click on random ones from around the same time of day and watch the logged in number fade by the year...

# ? Apr 20, 2017 23:43

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

That's nice. Nothing against being dead or being gay, of course.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 00:31

the black husserl: Feb 25, 2005

Bareback Werewolf posted:

I wonder what this place will become once Lowtax finally sells the domain after being broke and penniless and living in a dumpster for five weeks.

i've been trying to pitch us to conde nast for years but the fuckers won't bite and my guess is we get sold to some d-list garbo like the daily dot

# ? Apr 21, 2017 00:34

Private Speech: Mar 30, 2011; I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.

HJB posted:

https://web-beta.archive.org/web/*/forums.somethingawful.com/index.php

Click on random ones from around the same time of day and watch the logged in number fade by the year...

I tried to do this, but:

2005 - 04/06 - 07:12 - 2138
2011 - 03/10 - 07:26 - 4571
Now (ok the time isn't the same) - 5398

Where are my DG forums drat it.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 00:48

Maldoror: Oct 5, 2003; by R. Guyovich; Nap Ghost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUxQnXunpmA

# ? Apr 21, 2017 02:08

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

This place has never been dead. It's unnerving if you think about it too long is all. So...

# ? Apr 21, 2017 02:14

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

solar energy panel posted:

What's the highest it ever was?

We were once a an island on a map of the English speaking internet:

# ? Apr 21, 2017 03:31

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Zahgaegun posted:

We were once a an island on a map of the English speaking internet:

We've managed to outlive some of the larger continents. :shrug:

# ? Apr 21, 2017 03:36

Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

Zahgaegun posted:

We were once a an island on a map of the English speaking internet:

Where is it? I can't find it.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 03:43

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

Bareback Werewolf posted:

Where is it? I can't find it.

To the right, by Fark and Digg. Very small.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 03:45

Senior Management: Jul 3, 2011

I wish that I was dead and gay just like this forum.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 03:50

Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

I.C. posted:

To the right, by Fark and Digg. Very small.

Found it. Also lol at how big myspace is. Oh how the mighty hath fallen. Facebook, you're next.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 03:52

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

Bareback Werewolf posted:

Found it. Also lol at how big myspace is. Oh how the mighty hath fallen. Facebook, you're next.

Isn't it weird? I don't think Facebook is going anywhere any time soon. Neither is Google. I do think at one point they'll merge and that will def. be the collapse of all life as we know it!

# ? Apr 21, 2017 03:56

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Reunion.com

# ? Apr 21, 2017 03:58

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

Burt Sexual posted:

Reunion.com

The last bastion of free thought on the Internet. Register now...for free!

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hard counter: Jan 2, 2015

Zahgaegun posted:

We were once a an island on a map of the English speaking internet:

let me update you by 3 years :smuggo:

# ? Apr 21, 2017 04:02

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

Fok.nl is a clever name for a website, but they must die.

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gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

were out of the sarcophagus baby

# ? Apr 21, 2017 12:10

solar energy panel: Apr 30, 2007

Oh wow I forgot all about Fark. Where did Fark go? I'm going to go check to see if it's still there.

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GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

Private Speech posted:

I tried to do this, but:

2005 - 04/06 - 07:12 - 2138
2011 - 03/10 - 07:26 - 4571
Now (ok the time isn't the same) - 5398

Where are my DG forums drat it.

yeah, log in numbers haven't really decreased that much over the years. i feel kinda ripped off :chloe:

is lowtax inflating the stats? we have a right to know if we are dead and/or gay

# ? Apr 21, 2017 15:04

solar energy panel: Apr 30, 2007

Wait does that mean there's more people here than ever? I'm confused by what those numbers mean.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 15:09

Sebastien Lenorman: Apr 12, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

forums were great in the days of seanbaby.com and shitposting. A bunch of people got old and woke and the forums died. Now the forums are becoming great again. :911:

# ? Apr 21, 2017 15:12

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

solar energy panel posted:

Wait does that mean there's more people here than ever? I'm confused by what those numbers mean.

i think way more of the general population was here for GBS back then

today i'd be willing to bet 4000 of those 5000+ people only interact with the usercp page most of the time

# ? Apr 21, 2017 15:12

GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

solar energy panel posted:

Wait does that mean there's more people here than ever? I'm confused by what those numbers mean.

yeah, seems like user numbers only droped by 10-20%, not the 90-95% that was promised. this is a scandal

this forum is alive

# ? Apr 21, 2017 15:15

Psycho Society: Oct 21, 2010

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

yeah, seems like user numbers only droped by 10-20%, not the 90-95% that was promised. this is a scandal

this forum is alive

still extremely gay though

# ? Apr 21, 2017 15:29

HAmbONE: May 11, 2004; I know where the XBox is!!; Smellrose

Lowtax please don't sell the forum until I have a positive post count. No cheating and no shitposting. Now is the time of the posting-renaissance!

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Apr 22, 2017 05:23

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

I will punch NeoNazis in the face

# ? Apr 22, 2017 05:33

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

yeah, seems like user numbers only droped by 10-20%, not the 90-95% that was promised. this is a scandal

this forum is alive

the something awful forums have more citizens than the forums of ancient Athens

# ? Apr 22, 2017 05:43

solar energy panel: Apr 30, 2007

Rutibex posted:

the something awful forums have more citizens than the forums of ancient Athens

Does that mean we can wear togas?

# ? Apr 22, 2017 05:43

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

solar energy panel posted:

Does that mean we can wear togas?

its spring time, good toga weather

# ? Apr 22, 2017 05:46

Fuck My Ass: Mar 24, 2010; College Slice

this is a result of a very aggressive twitter hashtag campaign OP :cheers:

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Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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im the hillary toxx slope in november

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