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*Is driving force behind the entire plot* Me a wimin: This is my only line in the movie dearie. I'm pregnant or dying or in love with you or something.
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*covers ears while The Men shoot The Guns*
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May 6, 2017 13:42
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i know you're a huge fuckin' loser and i'm a sexy young woman with everything going for me but for some reason i love you please let me suck on ur wang while u scream at children in online video games
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May 6, 2017 14:10
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*Is young and sexy*
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May 6, 2017 14:35
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:Outraged old man: what's this? a female mohl!? Outrageous! I am horribly old and angular, I dress in masculine clothing, and I oppose the will of the protagonist for reasons that are not adequately explained by the script.
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May 6, 2017 14:44
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Man dude puts on his tactical combat outfit, designed for stealth and functionality. Girl puts on her tactical outfit, designed for her tits to hang out.
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May 6, 2017 15:16
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Finally, a character that is reduced to being a big pair of tits and an rear end, allowing me to meaningfully identify with it. Wow! That other character looked incredibly, stereotypically over-the-top gay, as well - I guess this really is inclusive for everyone. So happy to finally see media representation, and what a great Cola Zero commercial it is. Coca Cola Zero: The great Coca Cola taste - With 0 calories!
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Grandmother of Five posted:Finally, a character that is reduced to being a big pair of tits and an rear end, allowing me to meaningfully identify with it. Wow! That other character looked incredibly, stereotypically over-the-top gay, as well - I guess this really is inclusive for everyone. So happy to finally see media representation, and what a great Cola Zero commercial it is. Coca Cola Zero: The great Coca Cola taste - With 0 calories! They also put in a black guy who gets killed off and an asian chick who answers the phone or something idk
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May 6, 2017 15:52
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Last five minutes of the movie Man dude: I just saved the world from the plot of this movie Only woman in film: I love you, we have sex now
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May 6, 2017 16:28
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Hot Asian babe that is part of the gang of super heroes or spies or whatever, opening her mouth for the second time at the 45 minute mark in a 67 minute long movie: Actually, I can HACK this door - movie segues into what is easily the dullest one and half minute of the entire movie.
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May 6, 2017 16:28
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FaradayCage posted:MAN 1: "Oh what's this then? A beautiful wimin wearing skintight leather. Surely me, a lowly rent-a-cop, can put the moves on her without getting roundhouse kicked to the nuts." haha
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May 6, 2017 16:36
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*is ridiculed, berated, harassed, and abused by male protagonist during entire movie* *falls in love with him anyway*
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May 6, 2017 16:46
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Grandmother of Five posted:Hot Asian babe that is part of the gang of super heroes or spies or whatever, opening her mouth for the second time at the 45 minute mark in a 67 minute long movie: Actually, I can HACK this door - movie segues into what is easily the dullest one and half minute of the entire movie. Women should be seen, not heard. Asians doubly so. If we wanted them to talk, we would have hired a white actor
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May 6, 2017 17:20
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Lets get rid of hacking sequences in action movies first, and then focus on the other stuff.
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May 6, 2017 17:26
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Grandmother of Five posted:Lets get rid of hacking sequences in action movies first, and then focus on the other stuff. The only good hacking sequence I've seen is the one where Hugh Jackman is getting his dick sucked at the same time
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May 6, 2017 17:28
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Also they should at least set a time limit so you know how long you'll be subjected to that crap
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May 6, 2017 17:30
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Orkin Mang posted:stickomateia is a literary tehnique whereby the verse line is completed in tandem by named roles. eat poo poo op. and god be with you,walways stichomythia you loving nonce
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Logan dies and so does professor X and it was a poo poo movie too
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