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Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Totally Mild Sauce

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Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

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Fun Shoe
Alabama hot dog man

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta
Scovilles piled high

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Obsession by Texas Pete

Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.
Hank's Frot Sauce

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
George Bush's special recipe (it can melt steel beams)

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Three-Mile Island Fetus-Failer

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Not Your Mother's Hot Sauce.

Your Mother's Hot Sauce.

Your Mother is Hot Sauce.

This Hot Sauce is Your Mother.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Numb To All Joy and Sensation

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
Nobody Lives Forever, You Coward

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
John Travolta's Buttlefield Squirts by Hell Ron Hoo-burns!

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Lindsay Lohan's Firecrotch Sauce

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016
Ring of Fire

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Sauce of the Red Death

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016
I-Am-Not-A-Pussy Condiment

ghost emoji
Mar 11, 2016

oooOooOOOooh
Ketchup

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
dave's insanity sauce its got a crazy name

B.H. Facials
May 9, 2011

"Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"
Colonel Prolapse's Anal Volcano!

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Care Bears Brand Care-a-Lot Hug Elixir

2,000,000 scovile units, with horseradish and mustard extracts and various psychedelic research chemicals designed to induce indescribable terror and permanent damage to the stomach lining and intestines.

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Pepperation H

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
gary oldmans hot sauce

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
bush blew up the flavors
controlled flavorlition
peppers cant melt stomach lining

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Cantaloupe posted:

Numb To All Joy and Sensation

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016
Don't Touch Your Balls Sauce

wit
Jul 26, 2011
Fill your mouth and spit this in the face of your attackers zero sum sauce

Salem Saberhagen
Feb 23, 2009
1 guy getting butt blasted by 30 brazilian transsexuals with the garage door open so the whole community can watch hot sauce: a jalapeño sauce with garlic pulp and mustard seeds.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
ark of the cayennent

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk
dicks out for habanero

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
"Devil's Prolapse" - Rhino Horn, White Truffles, Lithium, Tabasco - A sauce by Elon Musk - $2000 per drop.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

SPICY BOTTOM

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
You will literally prolapse your anus like a german.

Maybe eating lava is your thing.

gently caress death eastern europe homonazi agenda.

Like inserting 1000 tiny silver needles into the skin around your rectum and passing 240 volts through them until they melt*.


*Vegan

staberind fucked around with this message at 20:59 on May 19, 2017

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Space Taxi posted:

Don't Touch Your Balls Sauce

For real tho. If you need to prep a bunch of hot peppers use gloves.

Also do not touch your eye. It might seem obvious but if I can spare one person the agony it was worth typing.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

...and the pitch! posted:

For real tho. If you need to prep a bunch of hot peppers use gloves.

Also do not touch your eye. It might seem obvious but if I can spare one person the agony it was worth typing.

I lost a cushy job at tower records, camden for temporarily blinding myself from this vary thing.

Don't lark about.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Thirsty Girl posted:

Three-Mile Island Fetus-Failer

1982 Subaru Brat posted:

Nobody Lives Forever, You Coward

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

...and the pitch! posted:

For real tho. If you need to prep a bunch of hot peppers use gloves.

Also do not touch your eye. It might seem obvious but if I can spare one person the agony it was worth typing.
the old hot dick

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
O-Ring Bean Blaster

Dragon's rear end Hell Sauce

Superman's Heartburn

'Ol Fashioned Piss Burner

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Total Chipotle Anus Destroyer: The Revenge of the Smoked Colon Blaster

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016
Burning Log

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Jet fuel can't melt steel buns

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Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
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