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Caufman
May 7, 2007
James Mattis, in the sitcom called the 45th potus administration.

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The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
fry, from futurama, because its really really really really really old

Caufman
May 7, 2007
Still works like it's from the year 2000, though. :bigtran:

Sorry about the frequent cancellations and rebounds, though.

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
Kramer, because it's always coming at inappropriate times and spazzing out all over the place.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tim "the tool man" Taylor.

Because it spends a lot of time around large hairy men in plaid shirts.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
Lucy Ricardo, because it's always getting into wacky misadventures and upsetting the same Cuban man

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Cubone posted:

Lucy Ricardo, because it's always getting into wacky misadventures and upsetting the same Cuban man

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
"Blindside" Buster Bluth... BECAUSE IT'S A MONSTER!!!

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Eight is Enough

rio
Mar 20, 2008

Michael J Fox from Family Ties because it is small and moves uncontrollably.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
when I jizz my dick says 'bazinga'

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Ugly naked guy because it's disgusting and nobody really sees it.

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
Rose from golden girls cause it puts people to sleep and is from Minnesota

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

Christopher Traeger because it's physical perfection struggles to conceal it's crippling anxieties.

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016
Alf. My junk is hairy and has a thing for cats.

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014
raymond (everybody loves it)

solar energy panel
Apr 30, 2007
I'm Rosalind Russel and this is my daily resting face.

Stranger Danger Ranger
Jul 21, 2007
There are lizards coming out of my tv.
darrin from bewitched: played by two different dicks

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

George Costanza obviously.

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016
Tony Danza. My dick is definitely the boss.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Johny-on-the-Spot posted:

Kramer, because it's always coming at inappropriate times and spazzing out all over the place.

Hell, same

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Sharon from Will and Grace because it makes annoying sounds and is crammed with booze.

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.
Jerry Seinfeld, because whole audiences see it stand up, and oh boy do they laugh.

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
Dj from Roseanne cause it's small, annoying, and only really gets to come out once or twice a year

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T8mGIflUaU

Because it's small but you gotta love it!

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016
Dick Van Dyke. Heh

sexpot
Nov 12, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
The little monkey from Friends

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Johny-on-the-Spot posted:

Kramer, because it's always coming at inappropriate times and spazzing out all over the place.

Also Kramer but because it's a virulent racist

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO




Because I once got it caught in a mimeogaph machine.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
I'm changing my answer to Leon from 3rd Rock from the Sun:



It's an underachiever that never fails to disappoint.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Probably Frasier because it seems to attract people with psychological issues

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

meet girls at the store
Nov 4, 2002

u sp33k l33t br0 posted:

Bill from king of the hill.

I am suffering period cramps, so I'm going to go with this Bill specifically

meet girls at the store fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Jun 10, 2017

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

meet girls at the store posted:

I am suffering period cramps, so I'm going to go with this Bill specifically



The best part about this picture is that even the face on his chest looks depressed.

Sensual Simian
Jun 7, 2004

summer jorts

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
ray romano, it's billed as everyone loves it but after five minutes you change the channel

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Monica from Friends because it used to be fat but has somehow become thinner since high school.

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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Applewhite posted:

Monica from Friends because it used to be fat but has somehow become thinner since high school.

Good for you and props to Chandler (your wife's junk).

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