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Nothing wrong with a 2x4 full of drywall screws. Back in Imperial County, California this gruesome little fellow is known as "El Terible"
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don't forget the pocket sand op
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Nothing wrong with using a big rock to bash various things in.
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Jul 8, 2017 21:02
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Learn Brazilian Jiu Jitsu from youtube. Free.
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Jul 8, 2017 21:06
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Hire an army with stolen credit card
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May I suggest memorizing the shahada, OP?
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Join a gang, like the Chicago Gaylords, your local book club or the aryan brotherhood
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Fagmaster posted:Join a gang, like the Chicago Gaylords, your local book club or the aryan brotherhood
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learn how to do the kamehameha
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a hole-y ghost posted:You could also join the mormon brotherhood, they always bike in twos using fighting techniques passed down from ancient tag team wrestling for thousands of years.
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a hole-y ghost posted:You could also join the mormon brotherhood, they always bike in twos using fighting techniques passed down from ancient tag team wrestling for tens of years.
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Bip Roberts posted:Throw a handful of fetanyl in the intruders face This is an actual problem the police are encountering
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Mods please ignore OPs request and allow us to kit out Lord Smackington
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:This is an actual problem the police are encountering It owns and is v funny
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Always keep a cast iron frying pan full of boiling oil.
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I don't know why I keep closing this thread. Well I know why, 'cause there are short bursts where I realize what a monumental gently caress up I am and that I should not make matters worse by making a clown out of myself on something awful and order stuff online just so i can then post a picture of it a day later even though i cant afford it. but wouldn't it hilarious if I ordered a machete and posted it here? I don't know. help me out here. should i order a kukri machete or not? I just don't know. I don't think I will ever need it, I live in a little town in Germany - and should somebody break in - they cant steal my steam games anyway. I think it all stems from the desperate want of owning a gun but the total inability to have one...because it's loving illegal here. Are there crossbows that are realistically useful in self-defense situations skit herre fucked around with this message at 14:55 on Jul 10, 2017 |
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It would be funnier if you made an ironic purchase from oxballs.com or bad dragon
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Blue Train posted:It would be funnier if you made an ironic purchase from oxballs.com or bad dragon none of these offer next day shipping with my prime subscription, so no
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buy a gun obviously. like youre going to stab anybody or whatever lol edit: ohh i saw your post about living in a wrong country sorry . well youre dead
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Post your machete op but don't post the child limbs you chop off. We want to make the connection later through the news.
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A rape whistle perhaps?
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go outside and get yourself a switch from a tree
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OP i suggest carrying two identical sausages, except one is infected with a deadly pathogen.
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Tom Gorman posted:just hold this in front of your face lmao he wants to protect against OTHERS not against HIMSELF
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Just jab 'em with your heroin syringe. Either they'll have a low tolerance and get the nods or you'll give the burglar the fix their stealing your poo poo for.
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this thread is no longer funny. Seek help OP, the only danger to your person is your mental illness. I'm sure Germany has robust social services you can access, hope that helps
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Get a really really long ruler OP
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Old Story posted:this thread is no longer funny. Seek help OP, the only danger to your person is your mental illness. I'm sure Germany has robust social services you can access, hope that helps I have been thinking about some spear type weapon. Many armies had great success with them I think? I am wondering if I should post in that MilHist thread in A/T about modern pike technology.
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The halberd was Rutibex' idea
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skit herre posted:I have been thinking about some spear type weapon. Many armies had great success with them I think? I am wondering if I should post in that MilHist thread in A/T about modern pike technology. You should really go to rehab or see a therapist instead.
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skit herre posted:I have been thinking about some spear type weapon. Many armies had great success with them I think? I am wondering if I should post in that MilHist thread in A/T about modern pike technology. weapons are tools, and just like a hammer or a shovel, each one is useful for certain things and not good for others. there is no "ultimate super winner weapon".
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Pocket sand!
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http://www.coldsteel.com/products/spears.html
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Jul 10, 2017 16:38
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A baseball cap with LED track lighting under the bill to keep your face well lit.
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Jul 10, 2017 16:41
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A Ruger lcp is like 170 bucks
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T.S. Smelliot posted:Lmao I feel so so loving bad for you With only a hundred euros it's not like he could afford a decent gun anyway so it really doesn't matter that he's not allowed to have them.
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Just show people your tiny dick OP. Easy to conceal and the laughter from foes will give you time to escape.
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