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cancer is sexy you pussy
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Wizgot posted:I have 2 25oz cans of bud and a pack of Winstons. As soon as I start drinking those 5 days are going down the shitter. Give me a reason not to smoke. Your sinuses get hosed up and then you spend every morning hacking up dark brown phlegm that gets increasingly more unwelcome. Plus you'll end up doing gross things like snoring a lot or having weird coughs or always clearing your throat. Quit cigarettes, smoke unhealthy amounts of weed instead stop drinking too, sorry but it's also honestly gross
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Jul 17, 2017 23:59
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Smoke weed every day. Doctors can prescribe that in many US states.
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Jul 18, 2017 00:00
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Chinatown posted:i got something you can smoke on OP!
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Jul 18, 2017 00:04
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Just don't think about giving an oak barrel full of your cancerous aunt's breath a rimjob and you won't crave the taste of it, honestly
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Jul 18, 2017 00:06
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Maybe if I got more rim jobs I might not smoke so much, bet ya didn't think of that you arrogant bastard didja?
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Jul 18, 2017 00:20
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Please do not smoke cigarettes. Not for me; do it for you.
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Jul 18, 2017 00:25
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You're never gonna quit if you don't stop your triggers long enough to adapt to not smoking. One is obviously drinking. If you feel it's too much to not drink then there are two issues. One is you have a drinking problem, the other is that you're a huge vagina. Stop drinking.
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Jul 18, 2017 00:26
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Pow wow time op. 
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Jul 18, 2017 00:30
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Lock yourself away for one night and drink without smoking. If you can do that you're on track to separating the two, making it easier to stop all together.
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Jul 18, 2017 00:33
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I don't know what modern equivalent is but smoking a cigarette is like smoking Jesse Helms's dick.
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Jul 18, 2017 00:36
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numberoneposter posted:is it gouda???? it aint easy bein cheezy 
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Jul 18, 2017 00:37
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I have a plan. I'm going to get blackout drunk and hide the cigarettes somewhere. Tomorrow I won't know where they are. It's fail proof. Seriously though, I really don't think I'm going to smoke that pack. The last month I have cut back a lot. I used to finish a pack in about three to four days. I switch to rollies and started having a cig an hour before bedtime. Now I just get a craving about once a day. Would it be cheating if I only smoke when I drink?
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Jul 18, 2017 00:42
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give the cigs to the next passing guy in a tattered jean jacket. hes probably been asked so many times if someone could bum a smoke he will appreciate karma finally getting him back.
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Jul 18, 2017 00:44
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Wizgot posted:Would it be cheating if I only smoke when I drink? nah its fine but good luck not smoking the pack you buy when your drunk
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Jul 18, 2017 00:46
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:I haven't smoked in 32 years. Why do people smoke? All the cool kids do it
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Jul 18, 2017 00:47
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i had a friend go "drat dude, that's really gross" when i lit a cig and at first i laughed it off cause i thought he was a square but he's loving right, it is, and if you're around people that just normalize it and make it a part of their identity, you'll never stop just throw it out op, get gum for a while and once it's gross again you'll want to stop forever
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Jul 18, 2017 00:59
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Wizgot posted:I have a plan. I'm going to get blackout drunk and hide the cigarettes somewhere. Tomorrow I won't know where they are. It's fail proof. drat, I wish I could get blackout off 50oz of Bud
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Jul 18, 2017 01:21
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Squashing Machine posted:drat, I wish I could get blackout off 50oz of Bud No you don't
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Jul 18, 2017 02:03
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:I haven't smoked in 32 years. Why do people smoke? Because life sucks and is obnoxiously long
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Jul 18, 2017 02:14
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VikingSkull posted:you're gonna die anyway OP so you might as well go out swinging
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Jul 18, 2017 02:14
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Smoke a dust bowl, OP
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Jul 18, 2017 03:00
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Drank the beers and didn't smoke. Thanks guys.
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Jul 18, 2017 14:27
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I never smoked, because I have some god damned self control... ... I'm fat.
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Jul 18, 2017 14:32
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Wizgot posted:Would it be cheating if I only smoke when I drink? Ideally, you just want to stop smoking all together. However, the primary goal is to stop habitually smoking, and that requires not smoking at all for a minimum of, like, two weeks. Just don't drink for that period total. But you are going to hit a situation after where you have a few drinks -- or a really stressful day -- and you're going to want to smoke again. A relapse is not the end of the world; it's inevitable something unexpected will make you want for an old habit. Just don't allow yourself to purchase and keep cigarette packs. If you can't bum a cigarette, maybe don't get any at all; it's a great deterrent if you make it more inconvenient for yourself to smoke. And if you do buy a pack, don't smoke the whole pack. Throw it away in the morning. The best part is, after several non-smoking weeks, you're going to be feeling much better, particularly when you wake up, that the first time you smoke a bunch and then sleep on it, you're going to wake up feeling like dogshit and that will hopefully convince you to dislike cigarettes more.
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Jul 18, 2017 14:39
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Just drink to the point that you're so hungover every day so you don't give a poo poo about cigarettes
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Jul 18, 2017 14:41
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Wizgot posted:Drank the beers and didn't smoke. Thanks guys. Nice job!
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Jul 18, 2017 19:41
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I've started vaping.
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Jul 18, 2017 19:45
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numberoneposter posted:smoke a dick
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Jul 18, 2017 19:47
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Smoke weed op
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Jul 18, 2017 19:48
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I've never seen the appeal of regular smoking but when I'm out partying I'll happily suck a dick for 2 drags off a rollie. What else are you supposed to do when you go to the smoking area for fresh air and to chat with cure girls?
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Jul 18, 2017 20:06
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I love cure girls. Papi is sick.
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Jul 18, 2017 20:09
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unpleasantly turgid posted:I've started vaping. pina colada seems like a popular flavor lol
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Jul 18, 2017 20:14
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numberoneposter posted:pina colada seems like a popular flavor lol Eh, a friend gave me some juice as a gift and it's really sweet. Not too big a fan. I honestly just want the most neutral flavor possible because I vape for the headrush and because the action of smoking itself is really nice and calming. I've been thinking about starting a youtube channel where I face-track vapelords doing smoke-tricks poorly and adding really compressed heavy-metal music samples over the top. Based on what's popular in the 'tube scene, I think I will soon be making millions. Would anyone like to join me in my business venture?
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Jul 18, 2017 20:21
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Wizgot posted:I have 2 25oz cans of bud and a pack of Winstons. As soon as I start drinking those 5 days are going down the shitter. Give me a reason not to smoke. I haven't smoked for three years now. The craving never truly passes.
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Jul 18, 2017 20:47
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ditty bout my clitty posted:I haven't smoked for three years now. The craving never truly passes. It does get easier to ignore them though
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Jul 18, 2017 21:19
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i quit smoking 3 weeks ago op and let me tell you how awesome it is now that my still-smoking gf's kisses taste like an ash tray.
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Jul 18, 2017 21:20
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communism bitch posted:i quit smoking 3 weeks ago op and let me tell you how awesome it is now that my still-smoking gf's kisses taste like an ash tray. I was laughing at joining smokers for fresh air. I grew up around smokers but when I finally quit I started noticing it smells really bad.
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Jul 18, 2017 21:22
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the one good reason to stop is not for your loving health, no one cares about your shriveling baby dick, its because then youll stop smelling like a loving garbage can full of hobo secretions. smokers SMELL. LIKE. poo poo. its agressive to the other humans around you. stop smoking. stop being a smelly rear end in a top hat.
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Smokers don't mind the smell mostly.
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