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You know where I found porn? In the gutter. I guess they don't have gutters in the woods, but where I grew up gutters existed. You'd go down the road and say, "Oh, gee, what is that thing sticking out? Let me just go see." And it's porn magazines. Get with the times.
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woods porn was great. kids these days have no reason to get excited about it, since they are undoubtedly online and watching the nastiest porn on the internet already.
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Aug 16, 2017 05:48
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i go into the woods all the time
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Aug 16, 2017 23:44
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I go in the woods all the time. Guess it's my duty to start leaving porno mags.
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Aug 16, 2017 23:50
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going to print out my finest pornography on archival stock photo paper and leave it inside a musty hollowed out log
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Aug 17, 2017 00:45
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I don't like to go into the woods because I'm afraid of the motherfucking Predator
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Aug 17, 2017 00:48
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Missing 411
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Aug 17, 2017 00:55
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yeah there is a bad rear end nature preserve 5 mins from my house and it's awesome! No poo poo in like 2010 i found a big stack of porn there. Also found it in the woods when i was like 12 just like everyone else in the world. The nature preserve is awesome because nobody goes and there are always deer and snakes and stuff, plus my sister and i take ambien/drink beers and kayak down the river that runs through it when the weather is nice.
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Aug 17, 2017 00:56
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Stories of people disappearing in the national parks are honestly loving terrifying. The parks don't publicize the disappearances but there's something really unnerving about the recurring patterns surrounding them 
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Aug 17, 2017 00:58
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cool new Polack jokes posted:Stories of people disappearing in the national parks are honestly loving terrifying. The parks don't publicize the disappearances but there's something really unnerving about the recurring patterns surrounding them Don't hike from 11-1 in the afternoon. It's the piss hottest time of the day and it's also super easy to get turned around.
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Aug 17, 2017 01:03
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Aug 17, 2017 01:25
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I like to set up my hammock in the woods and relax.
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Aug 17, 2017 01:36
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mds2 posted:I go in the woods all the time. Guess it's my duty to start leaving porno mags. A kid trips over a stack of used porno mags and gives them a cursory glance before returning to his phone where hes watching 'big rear end latina teen chased by lesbian loving TREX on a hoverboard then gently caress' on pornhub
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Aug 17, 2017 01:56
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I go into the woods to hunt nazis. And by nazis i mean anyone who supports trump
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Aug 17, 2017 02:27
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Aug 17, 2017 02:41
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Pawn 17 posted:I like to set up my hammock in the woods and relax. I like to rest in the forest
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Aug 17, 2017 07:05
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i wood if i cüd
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Aug 17, 2017 07:56
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Hey, EorayMel, I'm glad to hear that deer is loving dead. Deer usually deserve to die. Sincerely, Chrispurple
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Aug 17, 2017 08:31
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there is a ranch i get to wander on and it has a scraggly forest full of goat skulls one time i found one and walked up and held it behind my sister for like 2 minutes until she turned around and got an eyefull of goat skull im hilarious i have never seen lichen anywhere quite so dense as the lichen on the trees in the scragglewood
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Aug 17, 2017 08:36
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the grate outdoors
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Aug 17, 2017 08:41
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:woods porn was great. kids these days have no reason to get excited about it, since they are undoubtedly online and watching the nastiest porn on the internet already. This is correct. I was going to install some antivirus poo poo on my sisters kids computer and came across their porn habits. They're like 11 and already watching some gnarly stuff
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Aug 17, 2017 08:42
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Yep.
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Aug 17, 2017 09:09
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Who dis
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Aug 17, 2017 14:47
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I am the woods
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Aug 17, 2017 14:51
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Voltraine posted:Smoke a bowl out among your forty-foot elders and observe how time and man and happenstance have marred your local ecosystem. I only go into the woods to hide the evidence or do a solstice ritual.
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Aug 17, 2017 14:54
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Going in to the woods is cool and good and I try to do it as much as I can. I don't even need drugs and booze to enjoy it.
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Aug 17, 2017 15:02
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my ancestors invented the inside so that i wouldn't have to go out into the woods, and i am honoring them by staying home on the weekends & playing civ 4
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Aug 17, 2017 15:37
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Counterpoint our ancestors were loving stupid and back when we were wandering around with rock hammers and flint spears nobody needed to work a 60 hour week just to afford insulin to treat their HFCS induced diabetes.
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Aug 17, 2017 15:54
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We shoulda stayed in the loving jungle.
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Aug 17, 2017 15:54
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Been into the woods quite a bit, never found no porn but I seen some naked fatties
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Aug 17, 2017 16:17
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I do remember woods porn. Don't think it exists anymore. I live near a stretch of the Appalachian trail - its fun to go while high.
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Aug 18, 2017 01:33
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Ya the woods are great, high or not. I go regularly and have never found porn. Feelin pretty left out, honestly.
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Aug 18, 2017 01:45
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Found a 1970s auto trader once. P cool, reckon. 
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Aug 18, 2017 02:30
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So the idea of woods porn is that married men can't keep porn in the house, so they store it in the woods, right? So then isn't the obvious other part of woods porn that there's gallons of middle-aged semen in the vicinity of a porn stash?
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Aug 18, 2017 02:38
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A Strange Aeon posted:So the idea of woods porn is that married men can't keep porn in the house, so they store it in the woods, right? I always assumed it was either farmers who kept mags in their tractors and combines and occasionally tossed them. Or hunters who brought them along. We found a suitcase full one time. Pretty sure it was a married guys who got told to ditch them, but tried to hide them. I bet he was pissed we he realized a bunch of teens took them.
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Aug 18, 2017 03:05
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I keep seeing those weird sling things around. They are hammocks? That makes more sense then what I was thinking...but also it makes less sense. Because I don't live anywhere near the woods.
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Aug 18, 2017 04:18
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Ive never lived near nature and always wanted too but my mom always told me we were too poor to move and my dad said Id get kidnapped by pedophiles and die immediately so I played Donkey kong 64 a lot because there were trees in it and no pedophiles and only learned in 2010 what birds sound like and that spiders are everywhere.
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Aug 18, 2017 06:05
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EvilJoven posted:We shoulda stayed in the loving jungle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEyDNTLlRgU
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Aug 18, 2017 07:22
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I live at the base of the mountains on the edge of a desert. There are woods in the mountains, but it's a 15 mile drive to get there, and much of the area is steep slopes and not fun to walk in. When I lived in Massachusetts, we lived right on the edge of the woods and it was amazing to walk in.
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The woods are a fine place that will surely be destroyed by man's lust for destruction and fine furniture
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