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Percelus posted:almost a dozen people have tried doing my job but none for as long and successfully as myself. in the end, i am the one true batman - i am the batman So your Michael Keaton? 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:So your Michael Keaton? i do possess one michael keaton
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Aug 28, 2017 22:45
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Percelus posted:i do possess one michael keaton Use it wisely, friend. 
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Aug 28, 2017 22:46
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My job's easy as gently caress except for the days that management figures out that a project is behind or someone hosed up and I'm suddenly finding more poo poo on my plate because I've gotten my own work done. and am free. If I'm not covering someone else's rear end I generally only have like 2-4 hours of work to do max in an 8 hour day on average.
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Aug 28, 2017 22:49
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My trade isn't particularly easy. It varies from job to job but Im always doing some sort of physical labor. For example, I spent most of this last week seven feet up on a ladder operating a sazaw. That wasn't easy and lots of people would not be able to do it.
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Aug 28, 2017 22:51
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ChickenHeart posted:This guy is a real cutie Robot: "What is my purpose?" Rick: "pass the bomb" "what is my purpose?" "you pass the bombs" *robot looks down at only claw* "oh my god"
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Aug 28, 2017 22:53
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ChickenHeart posted:This guy is a real cutie Bring me a coke.
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Aug 28, 2017 23:09
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Im literally a professional shitposter irl. Word to all goons, if you're good at something, dont do it for free
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Aug 28, 2017 23:19
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some dude told me waiting tables was hard and I had to resist the urge to slap the poo poo of him for being so weak.
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Aug 28, 2017 23:24
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xXAdmiralBekHarXx posted:some dude told me waiting tables was hard and I had to resist the urge to slap the poo poo of him for being so weak. I've never waited tables but I can totally see that as a stressful and difficult job during the lunch and dinner rushes.
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Aug 28, 2017 23:29
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Ride The Gravitron posted:I've never waited tables but I can totally see that as a stressful and difficult job during the lunch and dinner rushes. waiting tables was harder for me than repairing computers or spraying pesticides. You gotta have balance, strength, alertness, social skills, being able to rush around on your feet all day, and be able to work in a fast and stressful environment.
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Aug 28, 2017 23:39
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Percelus posted:almost a dozen people have tried doing my job but none for as long and successfully as myself. in the end, i am the one true batman - i am the batman
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I work in a lab which isn't hard if you can follow procedures but there's thousands of little things to gently caress-up on a daily basis and any mistake you make has to be written up in exhaustive detail and submitted to the boss
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waiting tables is one job I know i could never do, a good waiter is a hero
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Aug 28, 2017 23:46
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its really easy except for the few times that its not and a computer is super hosed or something but other than that i usually solve 95% of problems by googling for how to fix the problem and then go back to sitting here posting
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Aug 28, 2017 23:47
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milkrun posted:I work in a lab which isn't hard if you can follow procedures but there's thousands of little things to gently caress-up on a daily basis and any mistake you make has to be written up in exhaustive detail and submitted to the boss the lab life is a good life Not just anyone can plate turds this well 
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Aug 28, 2017 23:48
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xXAdmiralBekHarXx posted:some dude told me waiting tables was hard and I had to resist the urge to slap the poo poo of him for being so weak. What a wimpansy, amirite?
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Aug 28, 2017 23:49
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I make $40k/year opening boxes and operating a forklift. Any ape can do my job, but this ape just got real lucky landing it.
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Aug 28, 2017 23:55
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My job is super easy for me. I spend most of my time making sure the tech assets (iPads, routers/switches, desktop PCs, pin pads, printers, etc) for my company's stores are accurate. It's really easy for people who suck to mess up though!
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Aug 29, 2017 00:04
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On a scale from 'a monkey could do my job' up to 'a monkey is doing my job': 1.
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Aug 29, 2017 00:05
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hey welcome to the show! posted:On a good day I'm payed to just sit around and be a house wife for a living (cooking, cleaning, emotional support, van driving for a group home) whose mod alt account are you?
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Aug 29, 2017 00:06
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Supreme Allah posted:For me, pretty easy this I guess, it's something I have done for a long time and do very well at, but I regularly run into people in my company who technically have the same job who struggle and do terribly at it. I don't think it's anything that special. day to day, I have days like today where I'm doing basically nothing but warming a chair, and some days I have "oh gently caress" days where I'm going for 10 hours straight. It balances out I think and overall is pretty good
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Aug 29, 2017 00:13
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Apparently it's easy but a really big deal when I don't do it?
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Aug 29, 2017 00:17
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My new job owns and I have a lot of downtime. The only thing that sucks is getting up at three am but people need bread
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Aug 29, 2017 00:22
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I work in the Big Dogs Department of Relaxation
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Aug 29, 2017 00:24
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Spinster posted:What a wimpansy, amirite? well yea. Carrying things across a room and possibly remembering a couple things at time, all while being polite to people. Sounds like slavery.
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Aug 29, 2017 01:00
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Blockade posted:Im literally a professional shitposter irl. so that explains this sites quality of moderation heh heh heh
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Aug 29, 2017 01:24
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I spend about 90% of my day sitting around doing nothing. I recently got offered a job that pays more than double what I'm making now but I'm thinking about turning it down because they'd expect me to work.
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Aug 29, 2017 01:29
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i'm cutting the cord man, i'm getting off the grid. Permanently.
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Aug 29, 2017 01:32
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Security guard lock the doors at night, unlock them in the morning. spend the intervening ten hours watching TV and posting on the forums if they ever invent robots that can lock doors and watch television, I'm out of a job
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Aug 29, 2017 01:38
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I work in arctic conditions operating 5,000+ pound vehicles that expect to be driven with more precision than anything approaching a car. An inch is too much variance frequently. It takes a lot of mental focus and knowing the procedures and most people could do it I guess but pulling it off safely without knocking over thousands and thousands and thousands of pounds of free-stacked product while enduring -25f is pretty binary. But if you can get past probie and into the union you can be a gently caress up for a while. Who loving knows.
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Aug 29, 2017 01:40
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Ein cooler Typ posted:if they ever invent robots that can lock doors and watch television, I'm out of a job Lmao
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Aug 29, 2017 01:43
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I make internets and phones happen, sometimes it's pretty hard. I fell through a ceiling and broke my femur once, that was bad times. The pay and benefits are pretty good for someone with no degree, however.
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Aug 29, 2017 01:51
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ColoradoCleric posted:Could it be done by another person? Are you just paid to sit around all day? My job is literally this. I've been here for six hours now and I have only left this couch to smoke/piss/get more coffee. In three hours I'll be checking in on an apartment, then it's back to watching TV for another two hours.
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Aug 29, 2017 01:58
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I took a 16 hour flight to tell asians that they are not doing their jobs right. These asians know way more about the issue at hand, what they need to do and have no need of me yelling poo poo at them in English. Since I don't really need to be here it's easy and frustrating as gently caress.
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Aug 29, 2017 02:01
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Due to the social nature of my job it'll be awhile before a robot is capable of replacing me completely, but there's a lot of other less tech-sexy ways that my job is slowly being taken over by automation. Otherwise I have done it long enough that I can practically do it in my sleep.
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Aug 29, 2017 02:05
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I used to work as a psych nurse which was loving terrible but now I work as an alcohol and other drug worker at a residential adolescent rehab centre and its way worse. I spend most days getting verbally dunked on by 15 year old junkies and making sure they don't gently caress each other. The other day one of them smuggled a bunch of bunephorine and shared it out amongst the other kids. 3 hours later half of them were vomiting everywhere and the other half started fighting each other and broke all the windows in the house. hosed up
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Aug 29, 2017 02:06
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i want that really sweet job where you just tweet and play golf
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Aug 29, 2017 02:08
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I essentially just fill in pre-built spreadsheets with information sent to us by clients. Probably the only time it gets hard is when there are lots at once, as we have a 24 hour turnaround deadline and as it relates to payroll there's basically no room for mistakes. I'm no genius and I find it pretty easy, but I think you need to be a certain kind of person to do it well.
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My job is easy on most days, but there are times where I get doused in jet fuel 
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