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bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

imandyyo posted:

Are all Finns as personable as Kimi Raikkonen?

https://youtu.be/wqQhQSbe6fw?t=17

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solar energy panel
Apr 30, 2007

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Finnish is a nationality not a race

I identify as Finn

Minorkos
Feb 20, 2010

finland fought against the soviets in 1939 and lost

then we fought against the soviets again in 1944 alongside nazi germany and lost

and then we betrayed nazi germany and went around shooting german soldiers left stranded in lapland for a while until everyone involved got tired and gave up

about 70 years later, some guy started making videos of himself crushing stuff with a hydraulic press, which got mild chuckles from the western world for a while

that's about it

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
is that guy on youtube who has 100 VCRs Finnish

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Ein cooler Typ posted:

is that guy on youtube who has 100 VCRs Finnish

No, he's Ostrobothnian or something.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Minorkos posted:

about 70 years later, some guy started making videos of himself crushing stuff with a hydraulic press, which got mild chuckles from the western world for a while

This poo poo has escalated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd8zpaX9GW4

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party

beep-beep car is go posted:

What's the deal with all the comics that says Finns are Mongols?

it's an age old question

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Are finnish women hot?

I know Swedish and Norwegian women are, and some russian women are insanely hot. So how are they in the country wedged between?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i'd like a finnish gf if anyone knows a finnish woman who'll let me move there and live with them

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Fartbox posted:

Are finnish women hot?

I know Swedish and Norwegian women are, and some russian women are insanely hot. So how are they in the country wedged between?

President of Finland:

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

finland was a mistake

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

doverhog posted:

President of Finland:



:eyepop:

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Jerry Cotton posted:

No, he's Ostrobothnian or something.

Many ostrobothnians died to bring us these tapes

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

I'm sorry to inform you but that pic is fake news. This is the real president of finland:

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
What about Finland?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

bloom posted:

I'm sorry to inform you but that pic is fake news. This is the real president of finland:



:eyepop:

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

bloom posted:

I'm sorry to inform you but that pic is fake news. This is the real president of finland:



i'd have a bowl of water with this prez

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch
There's a finn in my family OP. Why do finns all have the weirdest possible names?

TURTLE SLUT
Dec 12, 2005

finn land is pretty nice i guess it's cold and dark and lovely most of the year but summer can be chill. there's very low corruption and income inequality though both are getting worse. saunas are cool and helsinki is a pretty good place these days, as far as bars and restaurants and poo poo to do goes. people are mostly crap as they are everywhere.

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

1. does your parents make you Finnish your vegetables
2. Why does Finland have a coast when you can't spell Finland without inland?
3. Do you have a findipendence day
4. Findiana Jones!!!!
5. Is there a finsky and finwater too?
6. Brexit, more like australientrance iykwim :agesilaus::q::woop:

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch
Huckleberry Finn

Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
I keep in touch with a Finnish guy I met on Clash of Clans a few years ago. He likes to drink all day and worry about politics and tinker with boats.
Finland seems like a good place to be a loner.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

What's the deal with spurdo sparde and dolan? Why are you so weird?

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe

chaosbreather posted:

2. Why does Finland have a coast when you can't spell Finland without inland?

The name of the country is just a contraction of gently caress Inland hth.

Hob_Gadling
Jul 6, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Grimey Drawer

chaosbreather posted:

1. does your parents make you Finnish your vegetables

A Finnish classic staple, pea soup, makes sure you get your healthy and delicious veggies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VdhxC7gNUw

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

big time bisexual posted:

are finns white? 🤔

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I feel like I've seen a lot of porn but aside from Toms classy artwork I'm not sure I've seen porn from Finland

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Aesop Poprock posted:

I feel like I've seen a lot of porn but aside from Toms classy artwork I'm not sure I've seen porn from Finland



Realtalk tho finnish porn is really low budget and bad.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Jose posted:

did finland ever implement universal basic income i'd love to be a lazy oval office and not have to work and get enough money to live comfortably

My dream is to be drunk in a shack in the woods on the government teet. Is Finland for me?

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Hob_Gadling posted:

A Finnish classic staple, pea soup, makes sure you get your healthy and delicious veggies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VdhxC7gNUw

What the gently caress, this mentally ill person has a ton of videos of him cooking terrible food in his disgusting kitchen.

Zoe
Jan 19, 2007
Hair Elf
The last time I was in Finland a bunch of villagers yelled at me for picking turnips that were multiple loving tiles away from their town, and then later that night I got killed trying to fight a wolf with just a knife and a poorly made javelin because I was starving and didn't know he had friends.

Finland is ok I guess but the graphics could be better.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Grevling posted:

What the gently caress, this mentally ill person has a ton of videos of him cooking terrible food in his disgusting kitchen.

finnish relative of masokis

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
this sums it up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur4i9eotsiY

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Zoe posted:

The last time I was in Finland a bunch of villagers yelled at me for picking turnips that were multiple loving tiles away from their town, and then later that night I got killed trying to fight a wolf with just a knife and a poorly made javelin because I was starving and didn't know he had friends.

Finland is ok I guess but the graphics could be better.

It's an easy mistake to make but Unreal World is not actually a documentary film of Finland.

Hob_Gadling
Jul 6, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Grimey Drawer

Grevling posted:

What the gently caress, this mentally ill person has a ton of videos of him cooking terrible food in his disgusting kitchen.

He's not mentally ill, he's an engineer. Land of Nokia phones and all that.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Hello vittu sataana perkele thanks

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

where is finland

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Hob_Gadling posted:

He's not mentally ill, he's an engineer. Land of Nokia phones and all that.

Hm yes a man of a sound mind would cook and eat energy drink-macaroni-and-sausage soup on this stove:

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


What is the best food and beverage

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
The Finnish language has been liked to 'Drunk Martian'.

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