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Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Zooey Deschanel
Scarlet Johannson
Mila Kunis
Winona Ryder

And my gay crush is Ryan Reynolds.

# ? Oct 1, 2017 23:18

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# ? May 27, 2024 05:18

Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

i would give natalie dormer the rare privilege of banging me, if she really begged for it, hehe

# ? Oct 1, 2017 23:42

clone on the phone: Aug 5, 2003

Missi Pyle. I can't help it, I can't control it.

# ? Oct 1, 2017 23:48

oh dope: Nov 2, 2006; No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Lena Dunham

# ? Oct 1, 2017 23:49

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

clone on the phone posted:

Missi Pyle. I can't help it, I can't control it.

Nah I get it. She's a low-key kind of freak. She married that dude who 'domesticated' a grizzly.

# ? Oct 1, 2017 23:51

Jose Mengelez: Sep 11, 2001; by Azathoth

the lockup full of mannequins from storage wars.

# ? Oct 1, 2017 23:54

hard counter: Jan 2, 2015

Pennywise the Frown posted:

And my gay crush is Ryan Reynolds.

all my celebrity crushes are gay

and old

the past few years have been rough :smith:

# ? Oct 2, 2017 00:10

Senior Management: Jul 3, 2011

Colonel Sanders because using chicken instead of bread in a sandwich is man's greatest achievement.

Senior Management fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Oct 2, 2017

# ? Oct 2, 2017 00:10

Worf: Sep 12, 2017; If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Senior Management posted:

Colonel Sanders because using chicken instead of bread in a sandwich is man's greatest achievement.

i only gently caress flag officers

# ? Oct 2, 2017 00:23

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Wall Balls posted:

i would give natalie dormer the rare privilege of banging me, if she really begged for it, hehe

I just googled her and this was one of the first images lol.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 00:37

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Elsa from Frozen

# ? Oct 2, 2017 00:38

Worf: Sep 12, 2017; If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I just googled her and this was one of the first images lol.

i dont see the resemblance

# ? Oct 2, 2017 00:39

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

alex trebek

# ? Oct 2, 2017 00:39

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

Analeigh Tipton, Andrea Riseborough, and Emily Blunt

Listed in order of attractiveness and personality.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 00:45

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Statutory Ape posted:

i dont see the resemblance

Apparently enough people think that she does that it came up at a Game of Thrones panel and she had to explain that she was bullied as a kid for having a pig nose.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 00:48

ZDar Fan: Oct 15, 2012

Kate Micucci

# ? Oct 2, 2017 00:48

Nice Guy Patron: Jun 29, 2015

Clara Peller.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 00:53

Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Mackenzie Davis

# ? Oct 2, 2017 00:55

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

ZDar Fan posted:

Kate Micucci

Yeah I'm down.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 00:56

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

We Know Catheters posted:

Hmmm...genital warts

Never said I'd touch.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 00:58

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Captain Splendid posted:

Mackenzie Davis

I'm adding her and Kerry Bishe to my "raw attraction" list. Those ladies have charisma.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 00:59

Worf: Sep 12, 2017; If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Apparently enough people think that she does that it came up at a Game of Thrones panel and she had to explain that she was bullied as a kid for having a pig nose.

thats sad

Oh well she GoT the last laugh!!

# ? Oct 2, 2017 01:17

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Statutory Ape posted:

thats sad

Oh well she GoT the last laugh!!

I don't know anything about her or Game of Thrones. I just clicked on the ol' picture and it was from an article about that.

It is sad.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 01:22

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Bella Thorne

# ? Oct 2, 2017 01:26

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Wait I missed one. Fairuza Balk.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 01:33

Serge Painsbourg: Jul 26, 2016

Debbie Harry or Kat Dennings.

Edit: Fran�oise Hardy, too.

Serge Painsbourg fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Oct 2, 2017

# ? Oct 2, 2017 01:37

Doctor Dogballs: Apr 1, 2007; driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

susan boyle when she was fat

# ? Oct 2, 2017 01:38

Demon Lord: Jun 8, 2003; ex nihil, ex omni, ad infinitum

Leelee Sobieski

# ? Oct 2, 2017 01:39

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Scathach posted:

Kaytee Sackhoff. Oh and Charlie Day.

Yes

# ? Oct 2, 2017 01:39

FogHelmut: Dec 18, 2003

alison brie, but only as her character from glow

# ? Oct 2, 2017 01:43

Outpost22: Oct 11, 2012; RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.

Lowtax

# ? Oct 2, 2017 01:43

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Serge Painsbourg posted:

Debbie Harry or Kat Dennings.

Edit: Fran�oise Hardy, too.

If we're going that way.

Mia Farrow

Helen Mirren

Hell, Helen Mirren still looks great.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 01:55

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Old school? Sean young circa 1980

# ? Oct 2, 2017 02:01