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G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Intruder posted:

You can't have been a Houston sports fan long if you aren't consistently expecting the worst :colbert:

doom is around every corner

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b0ng
Jan 16, 2004

Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.
Intruder is just a living embodiment of Houston sports. Go easy on him

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
lmao holy moly that is a zone

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Angel Hernandez is the worst, and I say this as a fan who benefited from that call

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Angel Hernandez is maybe not good at his job.

Granted, it's getting called the same way for both teams, but sheesh...

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

gently caress Angel Hernandez

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
DEAD DOG

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
stroking

dongs

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Another dog javalined by the Stros. Death to the Red Sox

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Intruder posted:

You can't have been a Houston sports fan long if you aren't consistently expecting the worst :colbert:

I'm a Houstonian in a family of Cleveland natives. You merely adopted disappointment; I was born into it, moulded by it.


ALSO SPRINGER DINGER

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




That dog never had a chance.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
SPRINGER
DOG-JAVELIN

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Springer dinger!

ComposerGuy
Jul 28, 2007

Conspicuous Absinthe
I'm at MMP right now and it owns.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

springer dinger

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I love my team

I also hate it sometimes but right now I love it

Underrated: bare handed one hand catch by a ginger

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
This is May/June Astros and it loving owns

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




I thought this was going to be easily the best rotation in baseball.

What happened Red Sox?

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
jesus can everyone in this lineup rake

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

corn on the cop posted:

jesus can everyone in this lineup rake

Yes.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

corn on the cop posted:

jesus can everyone in this lineup rake

Brian McCann is the worst hitter in the lineup today

That's pretty good

I LOVE MY TINY SECOND BASEMAN

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Imagine being the dumb gently caress who voted for Aaron "0-4, 4K" Judge for MVP.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
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don’t worry houston just give the Red Sox starter another two innings
[/quote]

Oh hey look I'm right once again

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Lol. Imagine voting for anyone but a 5'6 super hitter as MVP.

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Kirios posted:

I thought this was going to be easily the best rotation in baseball.

What happened Red Sox?

They got tired. Pomeranz is way past his career high in innings pitched and the velocity on his FB has been dropping the past couple starts.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Kirios posted:

Imagine being the dumb gently caress who voted for Aaron "0-4, 4K" Judge for MVP.

B-b-but his regular season numbers!

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

corn on the cop posted:

lmao holy moly that is a zone

https://twitter.com/BAnderson3737/status/916375968318611456

I like watching players actively rip on umps on social media.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Kirios posted:

I thought this was going to be easily the best rotation in baseball.

What happened Red Sox?

Two straight Cy Young winners turn to poo poo the following year. Look out next year, Kluber

Big Mean Jerk posted:

B-b-but his regular season numbers!

I mean, it is a regular season award

Altuve should still win though

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
the "best rotation in baseball" is starting doug fister in game 3 so uh

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

corn on the cop posted:

the "best rotation in baseball" is starting doug fister in game 3 so uh

Seriously? lmao

UZR IS BULLSHIT
Jan 25, 2004
That was one half assed dugout tantrum

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Please hit a grand slam

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Please hit a grand slam

:yeah:

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
oof that might've cleared the bases

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Fuuuuck BABIP

Great job Altuve

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Intruder posted:

Two straight Cy Young winners turn to poo poo the following year. Look out next year, Kluber


I mean, it is a regular season award

Altuve should still win though

It's about more than numbers though :colbert:

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
Luv 2 b right

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

corn on the cop posted:

oof that might've cleared the bases

Well Gattis is on first so nah

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Oh god please I want Price to give up a grand slam here so much.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
lol Angel trying to keep the Red Sox in this

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