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Kthulhu5000: by R. Guyovich

You meet the monster at the end of this thread. It shakes your hand, welcomes you to the monsterhood, and reminds you to bring your trash and recycling bins back inside by 11 AM after the Tuesday morning pickup.

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# ? Nov 14, 2017 22:06

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# ? May 27, 2024 04:57

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Y'all, Y'ALL! THE MONSTER IS POSTING FROM INSIDE THE THREAD!!!

# ? Nov 14, 2017 23:04

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

the real monster is the inevitability of this thread dying and fading away from page one

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# ? Nov 14, 2017 23:06

DavidAlltheTime: All David...all the TIME!

# ? Nov 25, 2017 09:03

google THIS

DavidAlltheTime posted:

mfw I see the monster, the one at the end of this thread

# ? Nov 26, 2017 02:11

Twenty Four

beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice

# ? Nov 26, 2017 12:00

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Twenty Four posted:

beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice

in the future we wont be eating meat but bugs, like its basic science. every1 will be drinking beetle juice and poo poo, and the most hosed up part is that they will think WE were the disgusting ones

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# ? Nov 27, 2017 13:37

DrowningInDreams: Dilettante lizard

In origin, Socrates belonged to the lowest class: Socrates was plebs. We know, we can still see for ourselves, how ugly he was. But ugliness, in itself an objection, is among the Greeks almost a refutation. Was Socrates a Greek at all? Ugliness is often enough the expression of a development that has been crossed, thwarted by crossing. Or it appears as declining development. The anthropologists among the criminologists tell us that the typical criminal is ugly: monstrum in fronte, monstrum in animo. [�monster in face, monster in soul�] But the criminal is a decadent. Was Socrates a typical criminal? At least that would not be contradicted by the famous judgment of the physiognomist which sounded so offensive to the friends of Socrates. A foreigner who knew about faces once passed through Athens and told Socrates to his face that he was a monstrum -- that he harbored in himself all the bad vices and appetites. And Socrates merely answered: "You know me, sir!"

�Torn between violence and disillusionment, I seem to myself a terrorist who, going out in the street to perpetrate some outrage, stops on the way to consult Ecclesiastes or Epictetus� - Emil Cioran

# ? Nov 27, 2017 18:04

Ride The Gravitron: by FactsAreUseless

# ? Dec 16, 2017 20:09

Duckbox

It was Grover (the poster) all along

# ? Dec 17, 2017 03:05

Manifisto

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Dec 17, 2017 04:12

Kthulhu5000: by R. Guyovich

There's a monster at the end of this thread.

There's a monster at the end of his rope at the end of this thread. Overleveraged, badly invested, losing his fur with stress. Who knew a "Hail Mary" converted megachurch-cum-mattress warehouse financial maneuver would be the straw that breaks this monster's monetary back?

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# ? Dec 17, 2017 05:03

Elusif

What if this thread has no end? What if the monster is existentialism instead?

# ? Dec 17, 2017 14:47

Laurenz: They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

The true monster is the reality of life outside these forums

# ? Dec 17, 2017 21:59

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Kthulhu5000 posted:

cum-mattress

eww

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# ? Dec 17, 2017 23:14

Robot Made of Meat

Laurenz posted:

The true monster is the reality of life outside these forums

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Dec 18, 2017 03:47

Kthulhu5000: by R. Guyovich

Nosfereefer posted:

eww

And yet, probably applicable as a term to how 99% of us were conceived. I think there's something profoundly insightful in what this kind of reaction says about human existence.

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# ? Dec 18, 2017 04:51

Lawrence Gilchrist

Man is the real monster

# ? Dec 18, 2017 05:17

Kthulhu5000: by R. Guyovich

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

Man is the real monster

We use an "o" to deny it to ourselves, but c'mon..."manster", and with some of that funny non-American way of pronouncing "a" sounds, there it absolutely is.

Word math don't lie.

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# ? Dec 18, 2017 06:52

Laurenz: They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

Kthulhu5000 posted:

We use an "o" to deny it to ourselves, but c'mon..."manster", and with some of that funny non-American way of pronouncing "a" sounds, there it absolutely is.

Word math don't lie.

the funny non-american way of pronouncing "a"???

# ? Dec 18, 2017 19:41

Kthulhu5000: by R. Guyovich

Laurenz posted:

the funny non-american way of pronouncing "a"???

all those diacritics or whatever, making a simple "eah" sound like "myuug" and "farenbarst".

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# ? Dec 19, 2017 00:09

Laurenz: They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

Kthulhu5000 posted:

all those diacritics or whatever, making a simple "eah" sound like "myuug" and "farenbarst".

good thing the language isnt called american then

# ? Dec 19, 2017 12:30

DragQueenofAngmar: You shall not pass!

everyone is getting kinda mean to each other

maybe the monster at the end of the thread is what we have become, at the end of the thread

# ? Dec 19, 2017 17:53

Manifisto

it is the year 2525

a monk wearing purple and teal robes sits in front of a laptop

the internet is long gone, a quaint relic of a pre-peak-oil economy, but the entire contents of the sa forums have been downloaded onto this laptop so that the monk can fulfill her duty

as she shitposts and emptyquotes in this thread, each and every day, she recites the mantra she has been taught from birth:

"must post, or the monster will come"

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Dec 19, 2017 18:00

Duckbox

Manifisto posted:

it is the year 2525

a monk wearing purple and teal robes sits in front of a laptop

the internet is long gone, a quaint relic of a pre-peak-oil economy, but the entire contents of the sa forums have been downloaded onto this laptop so that the monk can fulfill her duty

as she shitposts and emptyquotes in this thread, each and every day, she recites the mantra she has been taught from birth:

"must post, or the monster will come"

Hi future monk, yu wan fakk?

# ? Dec 20, 2017 05:52

Laurenz: They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

it's like the button in lost
this thread must be posted in

# ? Dec 21, 2017 03:11

Elusif

Bump

# ? Dec 21, 2017 17:22

Twenty Four

Laurenz posted:

it's like the button in lost
this thread must be posted in

If we don't no one knows what will happen, but I'm not sure if I want to find out.

# ? Dec 22, 2017 10:44

DragQueenofAngmar: You shall not pass!

Twenty Four posted:

If we don't no one knows what will happen, but I'm not sure if I want to find out.

a monster happens

# ? Dec 22, 2017 20:25

Laurenz: They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

a monster happens

but how do we know for sure?

# ? Dec 22, 2017 20:32

DragQueenofAngmar: You shall not pass!

Laurenz posted:

but how do we know for sure?

do u want to find out?????

# ? Dec 22, 2017 21:55

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

the monster is a metaphor for the cruelty of man? or is the cruelty of man the real monster? maybe it was that the monster represented the hubris of man? gently caress i should probably actually read shelley's original at some point

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# ? Dec 22, 2017 23:44