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YouDummy
Jun 24, 2005

goon

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

SJW, especially seriously

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014

MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE

Except when discussing hockey. Then goon is fine.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

fresh_cheese posted:

Except when discussing hockey. Then goon is fine.

Or labor unions in the U.S.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Baby
When I think about you
I think about buuuuttttts

Feel like naked butts
Feel like naked butts

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Spinster posted:

Baby
When I think about you
I think about buuuuttttts

Feel like naked butts
Feel like naked butts

Uh oh, Spinsters hittin' the bottle again.

5:00 o'clock somewhere, indeed!

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
just wanted to touch base

eggshell white

disruptive marketing

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
when I ask someone "how are you?" and they respond with "well."

I don't care if it's correct. I'm not entirely sure why it bothers me, but it sounds forced 99% of the time and I assume the person is a douche because of it

Ham Sandwiches
Jul 7, 2000

OMFG FURRY posted:

just wanted to touch base

I enjoy when people gently caress it up and say/write touch basis

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014

MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE

Spinster posted:

Baby
When I think about you
I think about buuuuttttts

Feel like naked butts
Feel like naked butts

I feel like naked butts to you

???

This statement is confusing on many philosophical levels to me.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Stevie Lee posted:

when I ask someone "how are you?" and they respond with "well."

I don't care if it's correct. I'm not entirely sure why it bothers me, but it sounds forced 99% of the time and I assume the person is a douche because of it

then stop asking people how they are as though you actually give a gently caress

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

OMFG FURRY posted:

just wanted to touch base

let's plan a meeting of the minds

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

Blast of Confetti posted:

then stop asking people how they are as though you actually give a gently caress

but I have a part time retail job

what else am I supposed to say

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
nothing. ring up the items and take the money and shut up lol

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Stevie Lee posted:

but I have a part time retail job

what else am I supposed to say

"gently caress you"

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014

MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE

Stevie Lee posted:

but I have a part time retail job

what else am I supposed to say

"Go gently caress yourself"

"Die in a fire"

"Hi"

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

Blast of Confetti posted:

nothing. ring up the items and take the money and shut up lol

I only do that with the alcoholics

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
My problem lies with the people whose vocabularies haven't grown since they were in grade school attempting to police the range of human expression.

So, I'm the douche, but you philistines warrant the axe.

Bodhidharma
Jul 2, 2011

"virgin no more! virgin no more!" i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
I can't think of any douchey words off of the top of my head, but I think it screams douche when people outside of Hawaii use the shaka hand gesture.

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014

MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE

Nut to Butt posted:

My problem lies with the people whose vocabularies haven't grown since they were in grade school attempting to police the range of human expression.

So, I'm the douche, but you philistines warrant the axe.

"philistines"

E: yup. Checks out.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Bodhidharma posted:

I can't think of any douchey words off of the top of my head, but I think it screams douche when people outside of Hawaii use the shaka hand gesture.

Is this a real thing after, like, 1999?

Bodhidharma
Jul 2, 2011

"virgin no more! virgin no more!" i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

Literally A Person posted:

Is this a real thing after, like, 1999?

Oh yeah. It exists in Southern California.

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014

MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE

Bodhidharma posted:

Oh yeah. It exists in Southern California.

Only acceptable when done while on a board in the water.

Rationale
May 17, 2005

America runs on in'
Shakas are all over martial arts.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


If anyone unironically uses the words "cuck" or "chud" you can be assured they're a huge fag

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012
people who call the Nasdaq stock market "the nassy dee"

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
ppl who say 'leverage' instead of 'use'

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
this poo poo is constant. i dont think you're allwed to say 'use' in a business setting anymore 'lets leverage the experience of' JUST SAY USE BITCH

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Soup to nuts. Why would anyone younger thab 60 use this dumbfuck phrase?

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
I hate hearing programmers talk about JSON files. Jaaayson. UGH!

Capri Sun Tzu
Oct 24, 2017

by Reene
People who say "a cool double hundo" instead of just saying 200 dollars

Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.

Came here to post this unironically.

It's even worse when someone uses "douche-nozzle" or "douche canoe". Credibility drops to zero.

Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.

Dave Concepcion posted:

people who call the Nasdaq stock market "the nassy dee"

Diggity-diggity Dow and Slippy Pete 500 (five hundo)

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


"Dudebro"

Mirage
Oct 27, 2000

All is for the best, in this, the best of all possible worlds
Feculent, fecund, feckless.

"Let's lunch."

Digging an elbow into a friend's side and indicating an attractive person with your chin.

Saying "duty" and then looking pained when I snicker.

Twelve Batmans
Dec 24, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Using "triggered" either sincerely or ironically

Sorry you were triggered.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


"Fake news"
"Lamestream media"

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Literally A Person posted:

You guys know what I mean. Like, when someone uses the word hubris. Of course you know what it means but your like, "What a pretentious, dork-face." Or, like, instead of saying fish someone says ichthyoid. What the gently caress is that? Just say fish, dude. I mean, inamorata? Who the gently caress even knows what that europe poo poo means?



So, what are some $2.00 words that immediately tell you that someone is a huge douche?

these

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

:thejoke:

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dk2m
May 6, 2009

Capri Sun Tzu posted:

People who say "a cool double hundo" instead of just saying 200 dollars

wrong thread friendo

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