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Machai
Feb 21, 2013

head

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thetan_guy42
Oct 15, 2016

murdera

Lipstick Apathy

The Science of Suck posted:

i pozzed some neg holes, plus my neg hole got pozzed a few times
so all in all a productive giving season op

now wait a second here this doesn't add up

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

tha_hotstepper posted:

now wait a second here this doesn't add up

thanks to relativity, if both parties ejaculate faster than the speed of light, the jizz travels back in time from the other person's frame of reference and thus you can poz each other before you've been pozzed

run the lorentz transformations for yourself, you'll see it checks out

say no to bats
Aug 15, 2001
Rumblee tumblee, climin' a hunny tree
These threads used to be huge 10 years ago. Now that the majority of the remaining goons are old and their family is free of social obligations and expectations unto them, along with an utter failure to establish new and meaningful adult relationships, the annual "POST UR LEWT" thread has lost its luster.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

aids

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I got a broken ankle and my lady most likely got cancer. Good show, 2017, good show.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I got a break from the forums for giving someone good advice

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Kuato posted:

I got a break from the forums for giving someone good advice

Killing oneself is never the answer

Ashmole
Oct 5, 2008

This wish was granted by Former DILF
Anal

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008
My fiancee got me some cookbooks since I've been enjoying cooking and baking recently. She also got me a really nice telescope, which is big for me cuz I love stargazing.

I got her some art books and new art supplies for her hobby. I also got her a new tablet.

The_end
May 17, 2014
I gave nothing and received a tin of mixed nuts from my mother.

dogshitboy
Dec 8, 2017
nothing cause i had to spend christmas alone:(

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

dogshitboy posted:

nothing cause i had to spend christmas alone:(

I'm sorry to hear that. You're not alone on GBS.

dogshitboy
Dec 8, 2017
thank you

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I got 1 and 2 of the omnibuses of The Sandman and a mountain dulcimer which I played with all day long like a child to figure it out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INu3UQ35yVk

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Aesop Poprock posted:

I got 1 and 2 of the omnibuses of The Sandman and a mountain dulcimer which I played with all day long like a child to figure it out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INu3UQ35yVk

Dulcimers are very nice and fun.

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost
Received: 24 pairs of socks

Salty Josh fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Dec 29, 2017

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Katamari Democracy posted:

An investment my passed grandfather made about 15 years ago?

Don't put a question mark at the end of statements, you goddamn valley girl.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I got to spend time with families.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

i buy what i want during the year when i want and can afford it. for christmas I paid down my principle 3k, cutting off a year or so from my 30 year mortgage.

feels good?

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Katamari Democracy posted:

Christmas eve I got food poisoning so I spent the majority of my time at home.

Got some money and well matured stocks that I am going to hold on to for another year or so until my financial aid runs out at school. Friends got me the new South Park Game, some tools, and a mason jar full of some drat good weed.

I gave my brother a joke gift of this grandma porn I found at a Spencers gift shop on sale for 2 dollars. But I also got him to take a trip to Maine so he could see his friends up there.

I misread it as well matured socks, socks are always nice and I was confused by the well matured.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

MASON JAR FULL OF WEED

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

^^^^ I am kinda jealous about that one

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Applesnots posted:

^^^^ I am kinda jealous about that one

it was an outlier.

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Definitely

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
I got a book on golf course design for my dad. The guy who wrote the book also puts out a multi-volume review series reviewing different golf courses throughout the world, but each volume costs like $80 so I was like "gently caress that" and cheaped out on a shorter book. Dad was still very happy with the gift.

Mom was happy with her knitting chart keeper, too.

She's always screwing up patterns in her knitting and having to undo several rows of work, so hopefully this thing will help her keep track of where she is.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Cookies and $105

Flutieflakes017
Feb 16, 2012

only if you've been in the deepest valley can you ever know how magnificent it is to be on the highest mountain

say no to bats posted:

These threads used to be huge 10 years ago. Now that the majority of the remaining goons are old and their family is free of social obligations and expectations unto them, along with an utter failure to establish new and meaningful adult relationships, the annual "POST UR LEWT" thread has lost its luster.

First Christmas in first house with my girlfriend. I got her a bike to explore the new neighborhood and to ride with me when I run and she got me a new cartridge for my record player that's expensive enough that'd I'd never buy for myself but deeply wanted.

I quoted your post because pointing out how short these threads are compared to 2007 makes me sad.

My lewt is nerdy as hell..

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its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
GoPro Hero 5 Black. Vitamix. Some OK knives.

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