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this was about 16 years ago, now- he was a caver, I was a subterranean monster sealed away by forgotten ancient sorcerers, waiting for him on the other side of the howling hole of madness he and his friends were tunneling through,
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He was a waiter and I his customer. I found a pube in my soup and then our eyes met.
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I was the target of a lynch mob he was leading, luckily that is extremely my thing and he noticed how into it I was. The magic is mostly gone now.
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i took the urinal right next to him when there were others open. now we're contractually bound to date and have sex, and we're getting married in 3 months
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Jan 18, 2018 17:08
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Craigslist M4M listing entitled "ISO JO buddy (no fems)"; he always did have a way with words 
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Gay Weed Dad posted:Craigslist M4M listing entitled "ISO JO buddy (no fems)"; he always did have a way with words BEAT IT WITH A REAL JO-BRO - m4m I'm a serious bro looking for a equally/more serious bro with fancy footwork. The idea is to tie our wrists together ala the "Beat It" video and then each JO/knife fight in a profound spiritual act of consensual hetero awesomeness. I would have done this way sooner but have little faith in humanity. Requirements: -access to an abandoned warehouse -old enough/built kinda awesome -maintains good eye contact -general intensity -cool moves -shades -leather jackets ( I had to give the one in the pic back - long story, I can tell you when we finish) -Bedazzler -basic knowledge of knife/sword/bat fight etiquette (I can teach you what I know if you are pretty serious about art like me) -can lift 80 lbs -bachelor's in something or equivalent experience -not a narc Whereas dudes/J-ing O are both undeniably awesome, I'm a straight bro. As in not gay. I just really love MJ and being open minded about new JO scenarios. We will basically play "Beat It" over and over again while we JO and dance, occasionally parrying/thrusting. Winner finishes the most times, but points will be awarded for finishing first/accuracy. If you're the heter-bro I'm looking for, then we can JO furiously/competitively and then just hang or whatever. I've got laser tag too. I'm pretty serious about this. As in completely serious. If you touch my junk with anything but your own I will BF you in the M. Nerds/gays need not apply. I'M NOT GAY. P.S. - And I've gotten with hot chicks as recently as just now. "They told him don't you ever come around here Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear So beat it, just beat it"
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Jan 18, 2018 17:42
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World of Warcraft ERP guild
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Oscar Wild posted:
Needs more self loathing. "How come you're always such a fussy young man Don't want no Cap'n Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran Well don't you know that other kids are starvin' in Japan So eat it, just eat it"
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B....boyfriend? Boyfriend... *thinks about engagement that ended in 2010 when she learned he'd embezzled from his parents' 401k* What is. Boyfriend. No. Only single now.
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Jan 18, 2018 18:59
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The question you should be asking is, how did I meet your boyfriend.
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Jan 18, 2018 19:18
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we were both jacking off to goatse at the same public library. when we both realized what we were doing, we went to the bathroom and had the raunchiest sex imaginable. we've been inseparable ever since
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Jan 19, 2018 05:37
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We had the same girlfriend
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Nekodoshi posted:B....boyfriend? Boyfriend... Wow. drat.
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lesbian bar in hell's kitchen
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Jan 19, 2018 05:55
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Away all Goats posted:We had the same girlfriend lol
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Jan 19, 2018 05:56
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I broke into his patio and tried to steal his lawn chairs. He hit me in the back of the head with a shovel. I woke up a month later in the hospital and the rest was history.
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he's my senator
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Jan 19, 2018 06:25
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What's the difference between buccaneer and canpakes?
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Jan 19, 2018 07:41
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i talked to my wife today, i guess her sister hooked them up so thats how she met her boyfriend
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Jan 19, 2018 07:43
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well I came up to him from behind in a restroom stall, I go to strangle this dude, and he thinks I'm coming on to him!
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Aggressively.
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Jan 23, 2018 08:55
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banged his sausage in my fanny like a proper legend and i knew he was the one for me
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I met my boyfriend while moderating e/n, i win
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Jan 23, 2018 09:15
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I met him at the candy store. Get the picture?
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While doing hot yoga on a steamroller.
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Oscar Wild posted:
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Manhood Camping Firequest. Lookin' for a 100% for real bros to share/experience manhood in all its glory. This is for real, I don't want to waste my time or yours. 100% JO and manhood, no sugar added. I AM NOT GAY. Don't even think this is a sex thing, it's all about manhood. Looking for bros to head into the woods and bond by fire, experience life as men once lived it, JO circle, and fire/vision quests. THIS IS NOT A SEX THING. Gonna need some basic things/skills, I don't want to be slowed down by fools: - must be in reasonable shape, if you get winded walking then stay home - Ed Hardy camping gear, it's really good gear and it's awesome - desire to be a man among men - not afraid to wield a blade - crystal, I'm not sharing mine - must be able to make a fire - gloves - a knowledge of native vegetation (knowledge of psychotropic fungus a plus) - knowledge of modern music - protective/splash resistant eye wear - 5 - 10 of those clip things that rock climbers use We are gonna need a mobile music device, ipod or something. I'm bringing the music for the firequests and visionquests, Nickleback's The Long Road. I only have it on CD, so I'll have my discman as a last resort, an ipod would be nicer. Just sayin'. Dont' want to see" - bad attitudes - gay/homoerotic behavior, this is a manhood thing. I AM NOT GAY. - cock rings, can't keep it up w/o help, you aren't gonna make it on this quest - firearms, there's gonna be enough guns going off and spent shells to pick up - the nerds/dorks/lames/and anyone less than 100% into manhood. If you are serious, then I promise you this will be the trip of your life. It will change the way you think. I'm serious, and I AM NOT GAY. To see a group of bros being men, a JO circle by a camp fire. The charge/energy in the air. Crystals get jacked, no lie. You will slip into a different frame of mind, you will feel electric. Last outing, we had a group that was so charged we attracted bears. It was no deal, nature knew man was in the forest, the crystals gave us the confidence to own those bears. I saw it, I was there. 100% SERIOUS, NO FAKERS
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Away all Goats posted:We met through friends
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nightonthesun posted:I met him at the candy store. Get the picture? Yes, we do.
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Oscar Wild posted:Requirements: 
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He’s actually me from six years in the future. He’s kind of an emotionally abusive prick but it’s ok because I’ll just pay it forward
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Jan 23, 2018 23:54
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Met my husband on okcupid. I ignored his message for a few days because he had an insanely stupid username (it had "exelsior" in it).
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remigious posted:Met my husband on okcupid. I ignored his message for a few days because he had an insanely stupid username (it had "exelsior" in it). Has he learned how to spell since?
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raid on a compound
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Orkin Mang posted:raid on a compound That's not funny. 
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