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Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

VikingSkull posted:

it's a fupon

you can sleep on it

LMAO

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

makes me wanna PUKE

:allears: I adore your posts. I just picture the two old guys from the Muppets but instead of them being old, they're the football players in your AV.

Literally A Person posted:

I don't need to. I WAS THERE.

So, what was in that van, old chap? How was Michael McDonald's stash?

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Papa Emeritus III posted:

LMAO


:allears: I adore your posts. I just picture the two old guys from the Muppets but instead of them being old, they're the football players in your AV.


So, what was in that van, old chap? How was Michael McDonald's stash?

Well, PL, let's just say it was a veiny penis.

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.
Yeah...

*flips nickel*

...I fell for his voice, too. That's how he gets ya. *stares off vacantly into the horizon*

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Forget it, PL. It's Chinatown.

splurgershnitzl
Jan 19, 2018
It's referring to a whale. You're welcome OP.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

splurgershnitzl posted:

It's referring to a whale. You're welcome OP.

Seedy? Are whales really seedy?

splurgershnitzl
Jan 19, 2018

Literally A Person posted:

Seedy? Are whales really seedy?

They have black spots on their bottoms, kind of like my penis.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

splurgershnitzl posted:

They have black spots on their bottoms, kind of like my penis.

This is not normal and you should tell your doctor.

splurgershnitzl
Jan 19, 2018
It is normal, I've had them my entire life.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Dude right here got barnacle dick.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

splurgershnitzl posted:

It is normal, I've had them my entire life.

Whales or penis spots?

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

Literally A Person posted:

Forget it, PL. It's Chinatown.

*freeze frame, credits*

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splurgershnitzl
Jan 19, 2018

Literally A Person posted:

Whales or penis spots?

Both. Neither. I regret everything, Claudia.

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