Face tatoos recommendation

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Nurge: Feb 4, 2009; by Reene; Fun Shoe

A really tasteful teardrop under one eye, op.

# ? Feb 1, 2018 01:26

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MaximusCraptaculous: Apr 20, 2008; If you mess this up, so help me GOD I will rip your balls off with my bare hands!
WITH MY BARE HANDS GOD DAMN YOU!!

A photorealistic cock shooting an enormous ropy load all over your stupid loving face op

# ? Feb 1, 2018 01:33

Buccaneer: Jun 24, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

Read the thread

# ? Feb 1, 2018 01:36

Seashell Salesman: Aug 4, 2005; Holy wow! That "Literally A Person" sure is a cool and good poster. He's smart and witty and he smells like a pure mountain stream. I posted in his thread and I got a FANCY NEW AVATAR!!!!

HELTER SKELTER just became available recently.

# ? Feb 1, 2018 01:44

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Just go with a solid color like a nice pastel or something, like do the whole face.

# ? Feb 1, 2018 01:47

Creamed Cormp: Jan 8, 2011; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

"69" under the right eye, "420" under the left one, and "1488" right under the nose, that's what I'd recommend if the photorealistic cock shooting an enormous ropy load all over your stupid loving face would be considered unprofessional in your field of work.

# ? Feb 1, 2018 01:49

Otto Von Jizzmark: Dec 27, 2004

Ponce de leon. At parties you can talk to curious chicks about how you find the conquestidors fascinating.

# ? Feb 1, 2018 01:55

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

permanent blackface

# ? Feb 1, 2018 01:58

Buccaneer: Jun 24, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

Ponce de leon. At parties you can talk to curious chicks about how you find the conquestidors fascinating.

Ponce de leon is a little edgy but somebody like Nostradamus would probably work as a conversation starter

# ? Feb 1, 2018 02:01

Kazak: Jan 10, 2012

A tattoo of a spiderweb elbow tat

# ? Feb 1, 2018 02:06

Dick Bastardly: Aug 22, 2012; Muttley is SKYNET!!!

a butt farting into your mouth

# ? Feb 1, 2018 02:12

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Moridin920 posted:

was it actually 'gently caress n words' or did he have the n word spelled out

The latter

# ? Feb 1, 2018 02:17

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Ponce de Leon's photorealistic cock shooting an enormous ropy load all over your stupid loving face

# ? Feb 1, 2018 02:20

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Get your face tattooed so it looks like you�re wearing an iron man helmet.

# ? Feb 1, 2018 02:21

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

Nurge posted:

A really tasteful teardrop under one eye, op.

but it's photorealistic glistening cum

# ? Feb 1, 2018 02:21

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

INSERT
COCK HERE

Above your upper lip so that it looks like a Hitler 'stache from 20ft.

# ? Feb 1, 2018 02:24

a peck of pickled peckers: Aug 3, 2014; I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

CHAPO TRAP HOUSE across the forehead

# ? Feb 1, 2018 02:45

Navin Johnson: Mar 1, 2016

Don't.

# ? Feb 1, 2018 02:53

Nice Guy Patron: Jun 29, 2015

Forget the tattoo op. Just take enough colloidal silver so that your skin turns blue and dress as a Smurf. You'll be a hit at the next neighborhood block party.

# ? Feb 1, 2018 03:51

Scrotum Modem: Sep 12, 2014

communism bitch posted:

Get goatse drawn across your lower face so your mouth is the butthole op

or get goatse on your forehead and have your third eye exposing itself from the inside of kirk's anus. new agers will love it

# ? Feb 1, 2018 04:24

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

MaximusCraptaculous posted:

A photorealistic cock shooting an enormous ropy load all over your stupid loving face op

this seems reasonable

# ? Feb 1, 2018 04:25

Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

the word "TATTOO" on your forehead

# ? Feb 1, 2018 04:34

Vlonald Prump: Aug 28, 2011; Here in America, you grab them by pussy. In old country, pussy grab you!!; Buglord

"aim cum here ------->"

# ? Feb 1, 2018 04:35

Khazar-khum: Oct 22, 2008; Cat Army
2nd Battalion

"Unemployed" so people will know you need a job.

# ? Feb 1, 2018 05:04

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

A photorealistic cock shooting an enormous ropy load all over your stupid loving face op

# ? Feb 1, 2018 05:30

Ponies Ist Krieg: Dec 10, 2017

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

A photorealistic cock shooting an enormous ropy load all over your stupid loving face op

I'm honestly surprised no ones done this or a facial facial tattoo.

I don't know how it makes me feel that the only way people can surprise me is not by doing something stupid, but by not doing something stupid.

# ? Feb 1, 2018 05:37

yeah I eat ass: Mar 14, 2005; only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

If you'd like to get some inspiration for some good face tattoos, please consult prominent rapper Stitches. I recommend starting with the ak47s or the weird baby that looks like gordon ramsay on his cheek.

# ? Feb 1, 2018 05:43

weg: Jun 6, 2006; Reassisted Retrogression

"Poor Impulse Control" in the middle of your forehead, obviously.

Then you'll be the baddest motherfucker in the world.

# ? Feb 1, 2018 06:35

HUG ME FOREVER: Dec 6, 2006; Gay for TF2!

Ha ha did anyone say it should be a penis yet?

# ? Feb 1, 2018 06:37

Lucky Guy: Jan 24, 2013; TY for no bm

weg posted:

"Poor Impulse Control" in the middle of your forehead, obviously.

Then you'll be the baddest motherfucker in the world.

you need a couple extra props to make that one true

# ? Feb 1, 2018 06:43

OldAlias: Nov 2, 2013

Anne frank, op

# ? Feb 1, 2018 06:49

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

OldAlias posted:

Anne frank, op

A lot going on in this pic

# ? Feb 1, 2018 15:24

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Teardrop, but on the side of your mouth

# ? Feb 1, 2018 15:27

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Get a booger tatted under you�re nose.

# ? Feb 1, 2018 17:08

Lord Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

# ? Feb 1, 2018 17:51

Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

Ponies Ist Krieg posted:

Get some punk af party dots or lost boy stuff.

comedy suggestion: lots of good ideas at the snake pit instagram

I'm serious about the first one, it's almost a fetish for me.

A lust for the crust

# ? Feb 1, 2018 18:39

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Get a Romney Ryan 2012 face tattoo. It's a sharp look:

# ? Feb 1, 2018 23:49

redm: Feb 20, 2016; Sugartime Jones

"i don't know i can't read chinese" written in chinese characters so you can have a cheeky giggle when some body asks you what your tattoo means in english

# ? Feb 2, 2018 00:28

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

the tattoo artists at the shop I go to told me 100% of the requests they get for face tattoos are walk-ins

# ? Feb 2, 2018 01:49

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Bitey Bunny: May 26, 2009; c h o m p

Get a soul patch and mutton chops permanently fixed onto your face

# ? Feb 2, 2018 02:05

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